The Honor List Page #7

for one moment

that your little halftime

burlesque routine

will go unpunished.

Now tell me

who the third girl was

who stripped

wearing the mascot head.

Aaron Masey is coming in

right after you,

so you girls better be

the one to tell me.

Well, maybe denying you

the chance to go to prom

will have you speaking up.

I don't even wanna go to prom.

Then you can find yourself

on the prom clean-up committee.

Gregory, put Isabella Walker

on the prom clean-up

committee, please.

Is this even necessary?

The girls are over 18.

It was a song

of political protest,

and let me say,

if they were boys,

would we even be in here?

It is very necessary,

and I will get

to the bottom of this.

Piper, was Dillon Walker

part of this?

You were seen in his car

afterward before speeding off.

No. Um, uh, no.

Um, Dillon wasn't.

He... We were, uh...

He just gave me a ride.

That's where you were?

We waited for you for hours.

I just needed to get away.

I just got in his car.

Well, that's called

aiding and abetting.

Can we just get to the point,

Principal Logan?

This is not something

my son would orchestrate,

and Isabella would never,

in a million years...

Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

You're not suggesting

Piper's all to blame?

Excuse me. Who are you?

I'm Colin.

I'm Colin Flynn.

Yes, but who are you?

Why are you here?

Well, Piper, hi.

It's nice to finally meet you.

I'm your mom's fianc.

No, no, this isn't happening.

Let's just all calm down here.

Okay? Let's just take

a deep breath,

get back to what we're

talking about, please.

- Hi.

- Oh, my God. Hi.

Piper, I...

Colin, what are you doing here?

Well, they called me,

'cause they couldn't find you.

Yeah, and I apologize.

I was in court.

Well, it's nice to see you

got your priorities straight,

- as always.

- You know what? Take it easy.

At least I'm sober.

I'm taking it easy, huh?

Everyone, please.

There's no need

to be so abrasive.

Are you defending her?

That is so typical.

Abrasive? (LAUGHS)

Who's abrasive, Mike?

You slept with my wife.

- Oh, my God.

- I mean, when she was my wife

and before she slept

with this douche bag.

- Okay.

- What?

I mean, come on.

What kind of... I'm not a man?

What kind of man

wears a tank top in public?

- What?

- I did see Bradley Cooper

wearing a tank top yesterday

at happy hour.

It does work

on the right kind of man.

- (LAUGHING)

- Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I just put two and two together.

You, you are BMyBae2night.

(LAUGHING)

- How...

- Oh, my God, this is great.

That is so good.

Congratulations.

You deserve all of it.

Piper.

(OVER P.A.)

Good morning, Mariners.

- A reminder to all seniors...

- Isabella, wait!

deposits for cap and gown

must be received by tomorrow.

Are you sleeping with Dillon?

Just let me explain.

Explain what?

It's written all over your face.

Yes, or no?

Is my brother Ball Sac on Ice?

(LAUGHTER)

Yes.

Isabella!

(LAUGHTER)

(KEYS CLATTER)

Isabella!

You know what? I don't care.

School's almost over, and I

never have to see you again.

Oh, of course. Just walk away.

Yeah, that's what you did

with our parents.

We were going through

the same thing,

but you got to keep your family,

and I got nothing.

Well, my dad's moving out,

and you're hooking up

with my brother,

so I call bullshit.

I cannot believe you two.

All this time has passed,

Honor is dead,

and you still can't let it go!

This is the reason

our friendship broke up,

not because of something

your parents did.

You can't even admit you're

the mystery mascot stripper.

Don't pretend

you have anything figured out.

I can't get suspended.

After that party, my parents...

Oh, forget it. I don't

even want you on my side.

Oh, my God.

I hate you both.

You know what? F*** the list!

What?

Oh, my God.

Isabella, you don't mean that!

You've been running

- Running all your life

- No longer.

Put 'em down. Put 'em down.

You were supposed to be pillars

at our school.

Very disappointed.

You've been running

(CELLPHONE BUZZING)

Until tonight

I know you're hurting

I know you're hurting

Dad, I made you a sandwich.

- I can see the whole world

- Oh.

I'm not hungry, Piper.

I can see the stars

Falling down like rain

I can see a truth in you

When you move

I can see

the whole world moving

I can see a truth in you

When you move

You've been running

Running all your life

(R & B PLAYING)

To the bride and groom.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

You're my

Sugar daddy

You're my

Sugar daddy

- My sweet

- Sugar daddy

Sugar daddy

Sugar daddy

You played the part,

and you won my heart

You sweet sugar daddy

Sugar daddy

Sugar daddy

Sugar daddy

Sugar daddy

- You're my

- Sugar daddy

Sugar daddy

I think about you

in the morning

I think

about you in the morning

Sugar daddy

And in the evening

- And in the evening

- Sugar daddy

It might sound strange

I'd rather fight than change

You sweet sugar daddy

If I ever thought

I was losing your love,

I would die

- If you ever

- Sugar daddy

- Trade me, baby, never

- Sugar daddy

- Oh, my God.

- You played the part

- And you won my heart

- Oh, my God!

- What the...

- What are you doing?

What are you...

I am gonna kill you.

What are you...

What is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

Hey! Piper,

what is wrong with you?

You! You are

what's wrong with me!

What you did to dad.

- What you did to me.

- No.

- You've ruined everything!

- Oh, Piper, please!

- Oh, stop!

- Uh-huh.

Oh, you know you're gonna

get sick of BMyBae2night

and go on to someone else

who makes it seem

like everything is possible.

But guess what?

It's not gonna matter,

'cause the problem is you!

Don't you...

- (SOBBING)

- I'm sorry.

Why?

Why did you do it?

I... I hate you.

I really do.

Piper...

You... You were

supposed to be my mom.

Piper, I'm sorry.

I am sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm... I'm... Piper.

(DOOR SLAMS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

MR. MORLEY:
Piper...

can I come in?

It's just me, Dad.

They got another room.

They wanted to call security,

but I said

I'd come and talk to you.

I'm really sorry.

I really messed up.

Well, you've always

been precocious.

You get that from your mom.

I knew about Isabella's dad.

What?

Wh-What do you mean?

I, uh...

I was letting it go on.

Why?

I... I don't... I don't understand.

I was scared,

but I loved your mom very much,

and I, uh, you know,

I just couldn't

get my sh*t together.

And I feel like

I gotta tell you that,

because, you know,

I see that you blame

everything on your mom.

I mean, look,

it doesn't mean

I want you to pee

all over my bed.

(LAUGHS) Felt really good.

My God, I bet it did.

Dad, I think I have a...

I think I have

a problem with drinking.

I hate myself for it.

Let's go home.

Come on.

Let's get cleaned up.

Both of us.

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

Oh, my Lord. I can't believe

Haley thought it was

a good idea to wear that.

Ohh. Ah, and look at her hair.

(SIGHS) What a shame.

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