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The Honor List Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
- 182 Views
to do what it takes?
- Yes!
- Yes!
Strip down to your bra
and underwear.
Don't worry. We've got this.
(TOGETHER)
Now do the cheer.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Morrisettes are everywhere
Mariners fight
like they don't care
Twerking it, working it,
from the right
Hey, Mariners,
go take up the fight
The Morrisettes
Flashlights over here.
The Morrisettes
The Morrisettes
are gonna fire it up
And the Mariners
are gonna triumph
The Mariners
are gonna triumph
The Mariners are
gonna triumph
The Mariners
are gonna triumph
(CHEERING FADES)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MORRISETTES WHISPERING)
After careful consideration,
we've come to a decision.
Isabella, you did
not pass the jiggle test.
We can't offer you a spot
on the Morrisettes.
You're welcome to go on a diet
and try out again next year.
But we do caution you not
to expose our selection methods,
or we will expose
your audition tape as well.
Way to go, Jell-O.
So, what do you think
of my plan?
I mean, they're your people,
subhuman as they are.
They're gonna hate you
for doing this.
Yeah, I don't really care.
It's almost graduation, and I
never have to see them again.
Then I'm in.
Didn't know you had it in you.
Oh, Sophie, can you hack
Sophie?
I'm sorry,
but I can't do this.
Why?
Maybe this isn't a big deal
for you guys.
I mean, you guys do these types
of things all the time.
But it is for me.
We said we'd do the list...
for Honor.
I know, but don't guilt me out
about Honor.
This isn't exactly on the list.
reservations, it's me.
I'm the one
with the jiggly bits.
Oh, shut up. You're hot.
And Sophie, you are, too.
Sophie, you should be proud
of your body.
This isn't about me
being proud of my body.
I'm not doing this,
because I'm not a slut!
Whoa.
Yeah, okay,
tell us how you really feel.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
If this makes me a slut,
then I am the biggest,
sloppiest one of them all.
I didn't mean for it
to come out like that.
You know,
for someone who hasn't had sex,
you certainly
make everything about it.
about being a virgin.
Yeah, you judge me
for not being one.
Listen. I don't care
that you haven't had sex.
I think it's awesome
that you're choosing that.
Be you, but I am so sick
of you judging me.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, hey, Sophie.
Yeah.
Sorry for interrupting.
I... I--I didn't know you
were so health conscious.
Oh, yeah, no one realizes
to be the mascot.
You know,
a lot of running and jumping.
Yeah, that... that's cool
you take it so seriously.
Yeah, well,
games can get intense.
Uh, yeah,
actually that's kind of
what I wanted to ask you about.
Another favor? Yes.
Uh, but you don't even know
what I'm gonna ask you.
Well, the answer's yes,
but only if you'll
go to prom with me.
PLAYER:
We got you!- Go! Go!
Okay, yeah.
Awesome.
You... You didn't tell me
what the favor was.
I'm in.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCATTERED CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
Go, Mariners!
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CELLPHONE DINGS)
Hey.
Hey. Uh,
I grabbed your uniform.
Thanks.
(SIGHS)
I am so nervous.
Oh, yeah.
I've peed, like, eight times.
(BOTH LAUGH)
That's a lot, even for you.
(COUGHS)
Piper.
Yeah?
It's not good.
Just in case
we don't live to tell...
this one isn't just for Honor.
It's for you.
(CELLPHONE DINGS)
to cross it off the list.
Thanks.
(CELLPHONE DINGS)
Someone really wants
your attention.
Is it Ball Sac on Ice?
(LAUGHS)
Hey.
Never thought
I'd be doing this.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Morrisettes
of Morris High!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Five, six, seven, eight.
Morrisettes are everywhere
Mariners fight
like they don't care
Twerking it, working it
from the right
Hey, Mariners,
go take up the fight
The Morrisettes,
- The Morrisettes are...
- (CROWD MURMURING)
(OVER P.A.)
The Morrisettes use blackmail
and body shaming
as audition tactics.
- What?
- We say no more!
What's going on?
(AARON BEAT-BOXING)
Ahh...
Oh, I say, "Hello,"
you say, "Hell, no"
I say, "Hello,"
you say, "Hell, no"
We won't take no more of this,
hell, no
You can't take us anywhere
'Cause we jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle like we just don't care
Wiggling,
jiggling to the right
- (CROWD CHEERING)
Better put up a fight
Don't be afraid,
'cause we gorgeous
Don't be ashamed,
'cause we're serious
This is no game,
not faking this
We're gonna make you
look ridiculous
We're gonna
make you look ridiculous
We're gonna make you
look ridiculous
We're gonna
make you look ridiculous
We say, "Hello,"
you say, "Hell, no"
We say, "Hello,"
you say, "Hell, no"
Hello, hell, no,
hello, hell, no
We won't take
no more of this, hell, no!
If you wanna feel the heat,
If you wanna see the moves,
If you want a real girl,
you gotta try it
gonna riot
'Cause these
little b*tches gonna riot
gonna riot
'Cause these
little b*tches gonna riot!
gonna riot!
A-B-C-D-G-A-F
A-B-C-D-G-A-F!
(CROWD GASPING, YELLING)
Hey, Leah, go ahead.
Post my video.
(CROWD CHEERING, YELLING)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LAUGHING)
(SCREAMING)
We did it!
Pants. Put on these pants.
Pants.
(SCREAMS)
Stood, my dear, oh, mother
Oh, Lord, just keep on
Keep on screaming
and a-crying
Oh, Lord, I wonder...
That was epic.
Most amazing thing
I've ever done.
After tonight, Piper Morley,
you'll be a legend.
- Go, go, go, go!
- Oh, Lord
They're in the weather...
(CELLPHONE RINGS)
Hi, Piper.
Where are you?
Uh, it's us again.
We were at the playground.
Now we have to walk Sophie home,
so just call me when you can.
- Bye.
- Hey.
Hey, it's...
it's Isabella, right?
Saw your cheer at halftime.
Damn.
You got
some big brass ovaries.
See you
Thanks.
Bye. Good night.
Hey, so, uh,
we wanna volunteer
to be your next conquests,
get our swerve on
with the curvy one.
Are you propositioning me?
Hey, don't act so shocked.
I mean, you have your tongue
down everyone's throat
at school,
and you, uh, advertised yourself
in a pretty major way tonight.
All I'm saying is
I'm interested in buying it.
I can wear or not wear
whatever I want.
(LAUGHS)
And I can hook up
with who I want when I want.
Tonight was the proudest moment
in my entire stupid little life,
and apparently you guys
didn't get the point.
(LAUGHS)
So maybe this will help.
(YELLING)
What, are you kidding me?!
- (WINCING)
- Hey, you got daddy issues!
- Oh, my God.
- Agh!
Don't say anything.
I was gonna say
that was awesome!
Isabella!
This may be
the final two weeks
of your life at this school,
but do not think
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