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The Honor List Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
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You know the drill.
Beep!
(BEEP)
Thanks for ignoring my call...
jerk.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Because of you, I
No matter what I do, oh
- Dance, dance
- Because of you, I
- I wish I never...
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
It's almost 9:
00.Where is everyone?
Ever heard
of being fashionably late?
Or you're just not as popular
as you thought.
Oh, what did I tell you
about using the word "popular"?
Dance, dance
- Because of you
- Dance, dance
I wish I never knew...
Let's have a drink, right?
- Here we go.
- This is gonna be fun.
Isabella.
Shouldn't we wait
till everyone gets here?
We could, or you know
what's more fun
than waiting for everyone?
Not waiting for everyone.
'Cause we, us three,
are so fun,
are so fun,
with parties and stuff.
Like, you know, like, it's a...
Cheers of us three, right?
Come on. Let's cheers it.
The amigos.
Uh-huh. Fun.
Ahh.
Nobody's coming.
What do you mean?
I...
might have...
put the wrong day on the invite.
You did not.
Well, I am...
I am sort of dyslexic, so...
- Or you're just stupid.
- Hey!
Piper, we did all of this
for nothing.
No. No, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, it wasn't for nothing.
Um, we...
We got to use your mom's
super cool punch bowl.
Come on.
Uh, any requests?
Sophie? Sophie? Music?
I know you wanna dance
to Carly Rae Jepsen.
Or... Or we could put on
some vintage Bieber.
Oh, wait!
Oh, it's on.
Supernova, sugar candy
Sugar candy,
cool it off, and cool it off
And pour it on the, pour it
on the supernova, supernova
Sugar candy, sugar candy,
cool it off, and cool it off
And pour it on the, pour it
on the supernova, supernova
- Oh, oh
- (RECORD SCRATCHES)
Come on, yeah, I own it
I want it
I've got it
I want it
I own it
I want it
I got it
Words, waking soft
Waking slow
Fading into focus...
This is the best.
Every pose
Holding in the moment
Every fall, every rise
Falling on your shoulders
And I'm trying not to try
so hard for you...
(MUSIC FADING)
How do you even walk in those?
They're like knives.
I walk the walk.
Or what, Leah and Krissy
will stage a mutiny
and gouge your eyes out
with a stiletto?
(CHUCKLES) Pretty much.
What do you guys
even do together,
you, Leah, and Krissy?
Nothing, really.
It's more just like
we're, like, seen together.
Your friends
are nasty b*tches.
I can't stand them.
Then why do they
call you J-Lo?
J-Lo is cool.
Not J-Lo,
like "Jenny from the Block."
Jell-O, like pudding.
Oh.
Remember when Honor used
to put her jeans in the dryer
before we went out
so they'd be super tight?
(CHUCKLES)
Remember that white pair?
God, the guys would lose
their sh*t when she wore those.
What happened
between you and Honor?
I mean, Piper and me,
that was obvious,
but you guys...
We drifted apart.
I miss Honor.
(SIGHS)
Hi.
Issy said there was
a party or something,
a kick-ass senior party?
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Uh, it's already over. (LAUGHS)
Also never really started. Um...
Isabella's asleep.
Can I come in?
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
the other night.
(LAUGHS)
You were funny.
That was very brave.
Brave? Uh, mm-mm.
See, that's a...
that's a code word for,
"should not have, like,
word-vomited
all of my mental problems."
"Run for the hills.
There's a crazy lady
on the stage."
Hey, stop that.
You know, I've always had
a thing for you.
Really? Hmm.
What type of thing?
You know, like, a thing.
Mm. Like a big thing,
or like a small thing?
I'd like to think
it's a big thing.
I don't think Isabella
would like this.
Actually, I know she wouldn't.
We could play cards.
I would destroy you at bridge.
And I want to
And I want to
And I want to get by
(SNORING)
(COUGHS)
(GASPING)
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
last night.
(DILLON YELPS)
Who was that?
I don't know.
Sounded like it came
from the fire pit.
- (CAR DOOR SLAMS)
- (GASPS)
- (MAN SPEAKING)
- Oh, no, no, no.
You know,
air bags are important.
You don't want...
Oh, no, no, no.
My parents are here.
Uh, what should we do?
- I... I don't know.
- We should hide.
Okay, yeah. Hide.
In the closet.
- In the closet. In the closet.
- No, no, no!
- Behind the couch.
- Okay, okay, behind...
Lewis, there's
been a break-in!
- Sophie! Sophie! Oh, my God!
- What? What?
Please, please tell me
you're okay?
Sophie! Soph! What...
What is... What is this?
- (PHONE BEEPS)
- Hey, Siri,
what's the best way
to get gum out of pubic hair?
(BEEP)
Okay, here's
what I found on the web
for "what's the best way
to get gum out of pubic hair?"
Mayonnaise.
Look at this place.
It's like wild animals
stormed through the house.
I mean, I used to have parties
when I was a kid,
but n-nothing like this.
This is like a... a rager
or something.
This... This utter
and complete carnage.
Yes. Good word.
Mom, we did not have a party.
I promise.
Nobody came over.
No boys. It was just me,
Isabella, and Piper.
you three girls did all of this?
- (SNORTS)
- (LAUGHS)
You know what?
Maybe you will think
being grounded is equally funny.
Yeah, Sophie, I don't know
what's come over you.
You know, you disappoint me.
You, too, Isabella!
Expected more from you.
I did not.
I'm sorry,
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
- (SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS)
What the...
SIRI:
Here's whatI found on the web
for "what's the second-best way
to get gum out of pubic hair?"
Ice cubes.
(LAUGHS)
The Morrisettes
The Morrisettes
The Morrisettes
are gonna fire it up
And the Mariners
are gonna triumph
Yeah, the Mariners
are gonna triumph
Yeah, the Mariners...
(MOCKING) Oh, the Mariners
are gonna triumph
Thanks for helping us clean.
Oh, I had to sneak out a guy.
Was that who was screaming?
Yeah, gum got caught
in his pubes.
- Ow.
- Yeah.
So who's the guy?
Oh, just some... It's a model
I met at Sunset Tower.
So original.
Yeah.
I love that you're
still doing this.
This looks like
your best issue yet.
You read it?
So, number five.
Yeah, I... I can't read it.
This one.
Okay, let me see.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Get back at...
Get... Get back...
I mean, if we can't read it,
we should just skip
to the last one.
No, no, no, no, no.
Rest. Test. Get...
No. Okay, give it to me.
Give it to me. Give it to me.
Lean. Something lean.
Get back and lean?
Gig...
That says, "giggle," though.
Giggle lean.
- Giggle?
- Giggle and lean?
Jiggle.
- Huh?
- What?
Jiggle.
Get back at the Morrisettes
for the jiggle test.
You girls made it
to the final cut
of the Morrisettes.
The Morrisettes have been
an institution since what year?
Um, 2010.
Correct.
A Morrisette
is a model of health,
beauty, athleticism, and what?
Sisterhood.
Yes, sisterhood.
can imagine to be a Morrisette.
Do you have what it takes
to be one of us?
- Yes.
- Yes.
- We can't hear you.
- Yes!
Are you willing
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