The Horde
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
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Getting chilly out here.
Shall we take
this party inside?
Okay, babe.
Just watch your step,
all right?
That's better.
See?
Isn't this better
than Vegas?
Well, I guess.
Come on, sweetie.
There's no noise,
no traffic.
-No smoke, no...
-no room service.
I'll be your room service.
Wine. Okay.
-Okay.
-One for you.
Okay, okay.
Thank you.
To us.
To us.
Okay, room service.
How about some
cheese and crackers
to go with this wine?
As you wish.
-God.
-Here you go.
Be right back.
Come on, Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie?
Roar!
You f***ing a**hole.
You shoulda seen your face.
No, this i... this is you.
"Boo."
Charlie!
Charlie! No!
Charlie! Charlie!
Help me, please!
B*tch!
My god!
Please! Somebody help me!
No! No!
Somebody please help me!
Somebody help me.
Welcome to our woods.
THE HORDE:
Okay, guys,
everyone who's going
to the beautiful
sapphire lake,
please stay
for a few minutes.
And everybody else,
you don't know
what you'll be missing.
And don't forget
that your final exam pictures
are due Tuesday morning.
Okay?
Have a good weekend.
Bye.
And we are left...
With us.
Do I really have to go
No, Riley,
you can fail the class,
not graduate,
and take it again next year.
What if my dad buys
a new photo lab for campus?
Then you're gonna have
a great place
to retake the class
next semester.
Damn!
She told you, son.
Shut up, Derrick.
It'll be a great chance
to take pics
and enjoy nature.
Yeah, the only nature
you'll be exploring
is each other.
We'll be leaving
bright and early, guys.
So, remember to charge
your camera batteries
and bring
extra memory cards.
Should be nice and warm.
70's all weekend.
Perfect weather
for skinny dipping.
Okay, you skinny dippers.
Don't forget
to bring your clothes.
And bring some snacks
too, all right?
We'll meet in the lot,
and then we'll leave
at 6:
00 A.M. sharp.Any questions?
Do we get extra credit
for pictures of bigfoot?
Technically,
there's never been
a picture of bigfoot.
All been proven fakes,
like loch ness.
Derrick, if you get
a picture of bigfoot
-I'll give you an a.
-Yes.
All right, guys.
Bright and early we'll see you
in the morning.
So it's 8:
00this Saturday?
Yes, Mr. crenshaw,
you are all set.
Great, and you got us
a booth by the window
overlooking the water?
She loves the water.
Yes, sir.
It's our best table.
Great. All right,
and it's romantic, right?
Because it's
a special occasion.
I'm sure she'll like it.
It's very romantic.
All right.
Thank you, bye.
What do you think, boy?
You like it?
Not bad?
Yeah.
Selina, there's...
Something I wanted to ask you.
I...
Ever since we...
From the moment
that I-i... Jesus.
What're you doing
for the next 60 years?
How would you
do it, boy?
Yeah, you're a big help.
Could tell you 10 ways
to sink a battleship,
but I can't figure out
how to ask one question.
Hi, babe.
-Hey.
-How are you?
I missed you.
Did you miss your mommy?
My god.
So, how's my little professor,
good, but I'm tired.
You're tense.
Yeah. That feels
really good.
Just got a lot
going on with school.
I'm grading finals
and doing the schedules
and planning
this weekend for Saturday.
That's this Saturday?
Yeah. -I thought it
was next Saturday.
No, we had to move it up
because
of everyone's schedules.
Why? What's wrong?
Nothing, I just had
something planned for us.
Wait, what did you
have planned?
Nothing special.
It's all right.
Babe...
Why don't you
come camping with us?
I hear that
the lake is beautiful.
And you love the woods.
Come on, please.
Don't make me beg.
-Sure, it'll be fun.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-My god.
I'm so excited.
Thank you.
I'm gonna go take
a bubble bath,
and then I'm going
to thank you properly.
Can't wait.
Always have a contingency.
Everything's packed
in the car except this.
Thanks, baby.
Okay.
-What's that?
-Well, sweetie,
back in the seals
we called this a gun.
I know it's gun,
you smartass,
-but it stays here.
-Yeah.
You know how I feel
about those things.
Yeah, I know, but I kinda like
to have it with me.
My little seal.
-You're always prepared.
-That's the boy scouts.
Okay, we're going on
a photography
camping trip.
We're not taking out Isis.
You left the seals
a long time ago,
and all those
dangerous missions.
You're not
that guy anymore.
Okay.
Okay.
Is my knife okay?
Can I bring that?
Yes, you can bring
your knife.
I may need you to whittle me
a marshmallow stick.
I'll give you
marshmallow stick.
Come here.
God, I love you.
I love you too.
And thank you
for coming with us.
-It'll be fun.
-Yeah.
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
-Thanks for driving, John.
-No problem.
Yeah.
Thanks, Mr. crenshaw.
Not sure my pimp-mobile
would've made it.
Yes, thank you,
Mr. crenshaw.
Hey, did you guys all know
that sapphire lake
is one of the oldest lakes
in the state?
And in the early 1900s,
mining towns in the area.
Really? Slugbug red!
How you two
doing back there?
Got enough room?
We're great, thanks.
It's cozy.
How much longer?
About three more hours.
Hey, Mr. crenshaw,
to clean that backseat.
I think I'll be okay.
Guys, call me John.
Okay, John.
How about you, Riley?
You ready to get out there
and get some,
really cool nature shots?
No, I'm not.
I just signed up
for this stupid class
because I needed
three more credits to graduate
and I thought
it would be easy.
Now I'm stuck here
with all of you.
Well, it would be easy
if you got a little creative
and actually did the work.
Whatever.
What kind of car
is this, anyway?
It's a Tahoe.
I think my dad's gardener
drives one of these.
I thought
it would be bigger.
Nice kid.
Can't be without my gun.
Dad, Riley's touching me.
Seriously?
Come on, man.
Lighten up, dude.
What?
What's your problem?
Jeez.
Are we there yet?
Are we close?
We're getting close, guys.
Hey, John, can we stop?
I could use a burger.
Yeah, I'm hungry too.
How about you two
lovebirds back there?
-You guys hungry?
-Yeah.
We could eat.
I'm starved.
Let's eat.
Let's eat, guys.
Yeah.
Babe, are you coming?
Yeah, I just gotta
check on the gear.
I think one of these
Okay, I'll see you inside?
Yeah.
You're a soldier?
You're a soldier, right?
Yeah, I was.
Me too.
It's too much war.
Too much.
War everywhere.
There's war here, too.
What do you mean?
War's not always
between two countries.
There are big wars,
that sneak up on you.
Stab you in the back.
Be careful, soldier.
Yes, sir.
How you doing?
Hey, good.
What can I do for you?
Just a coke.
-Hard stuff?
-I'm driving.
The hell was that?
That was ridiculous.
Yeah, you looked like you
were gonna poop your pants.
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