The Horde Page #2

-Did it happen, I mean...

-are you kidding me?

There's only one bathroom

in this shithole?

You could use

the ladies room.

I can't wait

till we get out to the lake.

Me and Sheila are gonna take

some artistic nudes.

Sweet!

What about you, man?

What're you gonna shoot?

As little as possible.

Hey, dude, you have the best

equipment money can buy.

You should have fun

with it, get weird.

Yeah, man, you got

slammin' stuff.

Okay, whatever.

Hey. Careful, moron.

These boots cost

more than your truck.

Shut the f*** up,

a**hole.

F***.

Dude,

he'd cut your dick off.

-Hey, where you headed to?

-Heading up to sapphire lake.

Good hunting

and fishing.

I used to go up there when I

was a kid with my cousins.

Yeah. I used to do a lot

of fishing with my dad

when I was growing up.

What're

you doing up there?

It's a nature photography

trip.

You don't really look like

the nature photography type.

-I'm just tagging along on this one.

-Yeah.

Riley, you sure you're gonna

be able to eat here?

I mean, it's not

a 4-star restaurant

or anything.

There's literally

nothing here or anything.

-There...

-you're getting pretty good.

Okay, okay.

That's cool, that's...

Hey. Hey, hey!

Hey, ladies.

Ladies, hey.

Why don't y'all ditch

these losers and,

come out back

and party with us?

Can I get you

a little more there?

You know what?

I'm all right.

No, thank you.

Why? We ain't

good enough for you?

We got party favors.

I bet you taste

like cherry pie.

Hey, leave her alone,

gomer.

F***!

Here you go, brother.

Keep the change.

Thanks.

What's going on here,

boys?

Why don't you mind

your own damn business?

-They are my business.

-These rednecks were trying

to take the girls

out back.

Your friend's got

a big mouth.

Yeah, he does.

Look, why don't I buy

you guys a round of drinks,

go back

and play some pool?

Why don't you

shut the f*** up?

You know what?

Kitchen's closed.

We're leaving.

I'll tell you

when you can leave.

Now, I'm gonna give you

a rare opportunity.

Walk away.

F*** you.

What's going on here, son?

These guys attacked us,

we were just trying to leave.

Jacob,

what's the story here?

No, it's just like

he said, Randall.

Zeke and them started it,

man was just

protecting his own.

You got any ID on you?

Yeah.

"John crenshaw."

That's your SUV out there?

Yes, sir.

Why don't y'all pile on in

and get out?

Exactly what

I was thinking.

What, you're not

gonna arrest them?

My father will have

your badge for this.

Shut up, Riley.

-I'd put a muzzle on that boy.

-I agree.

So, are we good?

Yeah, we're good.

Let's go, guys.

Get in the SUV.

Y'all drive safe, now,

you hear?

Sh*t!

Did you guys see that?

It was like a freakin'

video game.

All right, guys.

Let's gear up.

Got a three-mile hike

in to the lake.

Wait, i...

I've got no service.

-Me neither.

-And you won't.

This place is a huge bowl,

it's a dead zone.

Here, Riley, take this.

I have a satphone

in my backpack

in case of emergencies.

Is ordering dominos

considered an emergency?

No.

All right.

Let's go, guys.

Whoo!

-My god.

-Sorry! I'm sorry!

Babe, I'm so glad

you're here.

Me too.

Guys, guys, guys...

God.

My god,

that thing is disgusting.

Hi!

He's got a little afro.

He's so cute.

-All right, guys. Everyone get him?

-I think it's Riley's mom.

All right, guys, come on.

Plenty more to see.

Dont... don't disturb it.

-Don't scare it.

-My god, he's so cute.

How much longer do we have?

My feet hurt.

About 40 minutes.

I bet those boots

were worth all the money

you paid for 'em,

Riley?

Shut up, Chris.

All right, guys,

let's make camp over here.

Come on, slowpokes.

Pick out a spot

for your tents...

gear down.

-Not bad. Yeah.

-Yeah, we made it.

Still no service.

-Need a hand?

-I got it.

You've got that backwards.

I said I have it.

Suit yourself.

Now that we finally made it

after our little hiccup

-this morning...

-that was a badass hiccup.

Yes. Like I was saying,

I want you guys

to be careful

while you're out there, okay?

Be aware of your surroundings,

but get creative.

Riley, are you listening?

I want you to be creative,

try different compositions

and settings

and subjects

with your cameras.

'Kay? And what am I

always saying?

"Remember there's

beauty in everything."

I love it.

Okay, go. Have fun.

Well, we're gonna take

a little "nature walk."

Yeah,

we'll see you guys later.

My god.

Work it, baby.

Guys, don't go too far.

You're good with them.

Never seen you

in teacher-mode before.

-It's nice.

-Thank you.

And thank you

for helping us

with our situation

this morning.

I'd do anything for you.

How much trouble you think

they're gonna get into?

A lot.

You wanna go?

If there's a lake,

I wanna go to that lake.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Be good

for taking pictures.

Selina,

can I ask you something?

Of course, anything.

How did you know

that you were in love?

I don't know,

I'm no expert.

I, I guess when you

can't imagine yourself

living without someone.

You get that warm,

fuzzy feeling

and you can't help

but smile.

I found a turtle.

You guys are scaring him.

Go, go, go, go.

You ruined my shot.

So, is that

how it is with John?

Yeah, I guess so.

Is that the smile

you're talking about?

Maybe.

What about you,

anyone special in your life?

Derrick?

I'm not

gonna say anything.

I never suspected.

Well, I've never

been in love.

Amongst other things.

Like?

Like I've never had...

-Sex?

-Yeah.

That's okay.

You have plenty of time

for that.

It'll happen

when you're ready.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

Now, why don't you

go join Derrick

and help him

tame that turtle?

I'm gonna go find my Beau.

All right, I will. Thank you, selina.

Okay.

You're welcome.

This looks like

a great spot, baby.

-Yeah.

-F***.

Pretty.

Let's see some

of the natural beauty

that selina

was talking about.

-You got it.

-Okay, stay there.

You got this.

Come on, I got you.

-There you go, good job. Yeah.

-Thanks, babe.

Okay, this is your spot.

Use it. Sorry.

My god. Yes.

You have the perfect canvas.

Okay.

So, you know what to do.

I got this.

Just use the moves

that we practiced.

There we go.

My god, yes.

Baby,

how are you so hot?

Okay, wait.

Let me go set it up.

Hold on.

-I'll be right back. I promise.

-Okay, hurry.

I'm setting this

for... 10 seconds.

Okay.

What're you doing?

You ruined my shot!

Always be aware

of your surroundings.

I think the words

you're looking for

are thank you.

You know, Riley, it's okay

to be nice to people.

Thank you.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-Got a minute?

-Yeah.

-Let's take this off you.

-What is this?

It's beautiful.

Like you. Here.

Thank you.

I've been

racking my brain,

trying to figure out

how to say this.

Try to be...

Try to be funny,

or creative.

But you know me, I'm kind of

a straightforward guy.

Always trying to do

what I set out to do.

So...

Selina,

I love you.

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