The Hot Chick Page #8

Oh, my God.

[ Sighs ]

More than a woman

Aaaaahhh

Anything yet?

No.

Oh.

There you go!|Come on, shake it!

Whoo! You naughty|little Honeybee.

Yes, you are!

Oh! Ho! Whoo!

[ Inhales sharply ]

Anything yet?

No.

I'm all right. I'm o...

Hey, yeah, yeah

More than a woman,|you'll see

[ Giggling ]

Aah

More than a woman

Ye-e-e-e-ah

[ Boing! ]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Uh-huh.

More than a woman

Hey, buddy?|How about a lap dance?

...you'll see

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[ Gasps ]

[ Chuckling ]

[ Grunts ]

More than a woman,|you'll see

[ Choking ]

Hey! Can't you read?!

Monday night's gay night.

[ Choking ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

What?

Oh. [ Exhales sharply ]

[ Laughs ]

It's me?

[ Laughing ]

Really?

[ Uplifting music plays ]

Oh!

Oh!

It is! [ Gasps ]

It really is!

[ Laughing ] Oh.

[ Gasps ]

[ Both squealing ]

[ Inhales sharply ]

Aaah!

[ All laughing ]

[ Crowd murmuring ]

Taquito?

It's really you.

Billy.

Mmm...

[ Exhales sharply ]

Listen, I...I'm so so...

Doesn't matter.

Nothing matters.

I don't care about the other|girl I took to the prom.

I don't care what Jake thinks.

I don't care|that you took my money,

stole my dad's car,

and...tried to run me|down with it.

No, I...

None of that matters.

[ Sighs ]

I'll even try to find a way

to get over your new job|as an exotic dancer.

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Romantic music plays ]

Billy...

do you feel that?

You are the only boy|who makes my heart

beat faster and slower|at the same time.

[ Sighs ]

[ Music swells ]

[ Sniffles ]

I'm not pressing charges.

Hey, you better get back|onstage, little lady.

The only place|this little lady is going

is home with me and my wife.

Hey, what kind of a place do you|think I'm running here, pal?!

Class valedictorian...

Keecia "Ling-Ling" Jackson.

[ Cheering ]

KEECIA:
First of all,

I'd like to say I'm very proud|to be half Korean.

Thank you, honey!

But don't forget...|you're also one-quarter Jewish!

"M"a"zel tov," baby!

Shalom!

I'd do anything

Just to hold you in my arms

To try to make you laugh

Wait! Wait!

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Music stops ]

Hey, how's it going?|[ Inhales sharply ]

Hey, thanks|for helping me out, man.

You're a good man.|You're a good guy.

[ Inhales sharply ]

[ Lou Rawls' "You'll Never Find|Another Love Like Mine" plays ]

You'll never find

Another love like mine

[ Tires squealing ]

Aaaahhh!

It's all right, it's okay

I'll keep holding on today

'Cause I'm waiting for|the starlight in your eyes

No more faith, no more hope

All that I can do is grope

For a shred of loving care|from my girl

The pain you felt|has burdened you

You can't feel love

I'm glad that I have been|with you

But that's not enough

In your arms, I would be

Overjoyed as any boy

Holding on to what he loves

Oh, so much

[ Guitar solo ]

The pain you felt|has burdened you

You can't feel love

I'm glad that I have been|with you

But that's not enough

In your arms, I would be

Overjoyed as any boy

Holding on to what he loves

Oh, so much

Holding on to what he loves

Oh, so much

Holding on to what he loves

Oh, so much

MAN:
Action!

APRIL:
Okay, let's think.

What could have caused this?

[ Scoffs ]

No clue.

I mean, my house "is" built on|an old Indian burial ground...

Sorry. Let's try again.

Okay, let's think.

What could have caused this?

[ Laughs ]

Sorry.

Okay, let's think.

What could have caused this?

[ Scoffs ] No clue.

[ Scoffs ]

One more time.

What could have caused this?

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]|Okay, one more time.

[ Sighs ]

Okay, let's think.

What could have caused this?

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ] Okay.

Okay, one more time.|I'm ready.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]|Okay, I'll get it.

I'm used to it.

I've got cheerleading practice,|the prom.

[ Sighs deeply ]

[ Laughing ]

Oh [Bleep] h-hang on.

Action!

[ Scoffs ] No clue.

[ Laughing ]

WOMAN:
Cut!

[ Bleep ]

MAN:
Action!

[ Scoffs ] No clue.

I mean, my house "is" built|on an old Indian burial ground.

[ Scoffs, laughing ]

Sorr...

Aha! Here we go.

Sorry.

MAN:
Action!

No clue.

[ Scoffs ]

I mean... [ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ] Sorry.|I'll get through it.

Aaah! Here we go.|I'm sorry. Give me that.

Aaah! [ Bleep ]

Are you saying...

people think I'm perfect?

[ Laughing ]

Are you saying...

people think I'm perfect?

[ Laughing ]

Sorry.

Are you saying...

people think I'm perfect?

[ Laughing ]

Okay. [ Laughing ]|Okay.

Then we got it?

- I think we got it.|- All right.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

[ Music ends ]

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