The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) Page #3

I'm gonna give you one last chance

and if you don't like what you hear

then I'll quit myself!

Mr. Tom Six! It's so great to meet you.

My name's Daisy.

I was wondering if you could sign

an autograph for me before you go in.

- Sure, babe.

- Thank you.

- You're even more handsome in person.

- Thanks.

Let me show you in.

Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six.

Mr. Six, it's nice meet you.

- Hello, sir.

- My name is Dwight Butler.

- This is my boss, Mr. Bill Boss.

- Sir.

Please take a seat.

First of all, Mr. Six, I'd like to say

congratulations on your movies.

They've become a... a cultural mime.

I mean, there is the "South Park"

episode of the Human Centipede.

And then there's the LA porn parody,

and the cat toys.

I don't have the time for this...

fan sh*t shat.

Well, I'm sorry I'm late.

Prisoner 297 had a heart attack

and I had to resuscitate him again.

But... he's stable now. I...

Mr. Six, this is a big pleasure

'cause I'm a big fan!

Thank you sir.

Well, we are gathered here today.

Glad to investigate the possibility

of applying

Mr. Six's human centipede

idea to our prison.

I mean, is it 100% medically accurate?

This is my desk!

In my headquarters!

At my penitentiary!

Wake up!

We're not in a movie here

playing some idiots!

Well, it is 100% medically accurate.

I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam

and he made a very detailed

operation report for me

and he said he could actually make

a human centipede in his hospital.

I brought the... operation reports

and the drawings...

so maybe you can have a look at that?

- Okay...

- What do you think, doc?

Well, from what I see here, it looks...

- medically accurate.

- You're sure?

You would have to give

anti-rejection medication

and there is always the risk of infection

during the healing process, but...

yeah, I'm sure.

But what about the excretia?

Well, the feces wouldn't be contaminated

by outside bacteria

because it would be going

from one digestive tract to another.

So it wouldn't be harmful.

But there wouldn't be

much nutritional value.

On the other hand

if you gave a series of...

injections of fluids with plenty

of vitamins and minerals

I don't see why someone couldn't survive

a lifetime in this position.

Gentlemen.

This is a historical moment.

This is beyond medieval torture!

Beyond castration!

The ultimate correction nationwide.

We have business on hand, gentlemen.

We start immediately.

No, the surgery can't be done

like in Tom Six's movies.

We have to take into account of the fact

that at the end of their sentence

the prisoners have to be released

without being mutilated.

So I've been thinking about this.

What we have is instead

of the pulling of the teeth

we have a gastro-intestinal bite-ring

that holds the mouth open,

so they can't stop the feces

from coming into their system.

Instead of the cutting

of the knee ligaments

we simply inject to induce

temporary paralysis in that joint.

Then, to attach the head

to the buttocks of the person in front

we have a system of leather straps

which can be adjusted,

pulled in tight and then undone

for when we release.

At the end of their sentence

and taken out of the centipede

there's only a slight scar

round their mouth and anus.

Well, doctor, what do you think?

Is it possible?

Very clever, Mr. Butler.

But this, all of this is beginning

to be in serious conflict

with my Hippocratic oath.

If I back out of this,

I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?

Very clever thinking, Mr. Jones.

You know, my original idea

for the Human Centipede films was

sewing a child molester's mouth

to the anus of a fat truck driver,

as a punishment, so I love this.

I just got an even better idea

for our life-time-trash

and the death-row-scum.

But I'll talk to my loyal doctor first.

Gentlemen, you may use my human

centipede idea, but on one condition.

I have witnessed all the fake

latex stuff on my movie sets.

Now I insist on attending one of your

real mouth to anus operations.

Deal.

I put you in charge

of the whole operation, doctor.

Soon you'll lead...

surgical teams all over the States.

Fantastic!

We're going to need

a much bigger surgical team.

We have to run blood workups

on all the prisoners,

test their stool samples for parasites.

Whatever you need, doc.

I've another brilliant idea.

We'll show the cockroaches

the two Human Centipede films

back to back...

at their monthly film night

and then...

I'll announce them their fate.

The prisoners will tear

this place apart.

We have to do this without

the fore knowledge of our clientele.

Shut up, pooper.

How dare you...

turn your back on me?

Yo, what the f*** is this?

This trash occupies a world

where the stars don't shine.

Come on, swallow it, b*tch.

- No!

- Swallow.

What the f***?

Oh, man!

These films risk causing harm.

They should be banned!

Turn that sh*t off!

Hey, cockroaches

did you like these films?

I handpicked them for you

as an instructional

and mental training.

The world's first

human-prison centipede

will finally teach you

how to become humans.

I don't think this is a very good idea.

Literally

on your f***ing hands and knees.

Your ugly p*ssy mouths

sewn to an unwiped a**hole

feeding of the diarrhea

from your fellow inmate.

I can't wait...

to see...

your pure

agony!

Help!

Help!

Help!

- What's going on?

- F*** off!

Don't hurt me, Bill Boss is in there.

I have nothing to do with this,

I swear to God!

Special forces immediately!

Get the f***ing door!

It's time to f***!

Bill!

Here.

I'm here.

Where are you?

Here.

Over here, I need help.

Got eyes on Bill Boss.

Thank God, I just couldn't find you.

The situation's under control now.

But they...

they really hurt Daisy.

Can't you see I'm hurt?

Get the medical team for me!

Hurry up!

It's an emergency!

Now it's...

hell on Earth!

Do you hear me?

Scum...

of the...

universe!

The "Silence of the Lambs."

Sedation rifle!

F***!

No worries. It's only a sedation rifle.

No!

F*** you!

Gentlemen.

Unleash...

hell!

Their submissiveness

gives me a huge erection.

Death rape, death rape.

Rape, rape, rape.

Eyes for eyes,

teeth for teeth.

Get the f***ing scum

on their f***ing knees.

On your f***ing knees,

on your f***ing, f***ing knees.

Get the f***ing scum

on their f***ing knees,

on their f***ing,

f***ing f***ing, f***ing knees.

I'll explain.

This spectacular operation only once.

We start with injections into the lig...

Ligamenta patellae.

Ligamenta patellae.

Paralyzing the ligaments

of your kneecaps.

So knee-extension

is no longer possible.

Your lips and anuses are cut circular

along the border between skin

and mucosa, the muc...

Mucous-cutaneous.

Mucous-cutaneous zone.

Then we combine those circular mucosa

and skin parts of anus and mouth

creating a human centipede

connected via your gastric systems.

Gentlemen.

Put them to sleep.

By the way, what are your plans for the

life sentenced and death row prisoners?

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