The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) Page #4

Wait and wonder, peepheart.

How's it going, doc?

Right on schedule, five surgical teams

working round the clock.

Those teams creating centipede segments

of three prisoners each,

which are then taken outside

to the hospital tents

and then they are sewn into the final

larger human centipede chain.

Marvelous, doc.

Since I have you here...

what do you want to do with

this prisoner? He has Crohn's disease.

What the f*** is Crohn's disease?

It's an inflammatory bowel disorder.

The prisoner has constant diarrhea.

Who'll kiss his ass?

Our awesome...

tattoo wasp!

The white, anal sexing prostitute.

Please.

One more chance.

Please, don't sew me into

a human centipede. I beg you.

Yeah, yeah.

Your whining

makes my dick even harder.

Revenge is so sweet.

Take it into your sleep.

We have another problem at hand.

That's f***in' gross!

I have a stoma

and you have a problem.

Thank God.

Gracias a la virgen Mara,

now I finally discovered why they

blessed me with a lifetime stoma.

This guy is repulsive.

Maybe it's a fake.

With Mexicans, you never know.

No fake.

No way to integrate him, doc?

His rectum is sewn shut, no.

Finish him off then.

I'm sorry.

But I have cooperated with you

and I will... continue to cooperate.

But I will not just kill prisoners!

Jesus Christ.

Chicken sh*t!

Excuse me.

I have work to do.

My friend, you don't match.

I have to kill you.

Take it f***ing personally!

Take my gun.

Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.

If I sniff the tiniest stink

you'll suck a bullet out of it.

And what do you want to do with him?

I am sick and tired of your vegetables.

What the f***!

Please... can we go and see Daisy now?

Just look at her.

She's the only beautiful

and sweet thing about this place.

I think she should be treated

in a regular hospital.

No.

I want my cock socket close.

Beaten up women...

make me so horny.

Please, Bill, don't.

Jesus Christ.

I beg you.

I love her.

Even the corpse of a spastic

would turn you down. F*** off!

I'll make you squirt even in a coma.

Alright, we're all done.

Good job.

I want you to make sure

that the world premiere of the first

human-prison centipede

is guaranteed

to take place the moment

our communist governor

appears at the gate to destroy us!

Well, there is only

16 more prisoners left

to undergo the procedure.

After that the human-prison centipede

will be finally complete

on time and under budget.

They did their magic.

Thank God for Africa!

Thank God for female circumcision!

Private rehearsal!

Let's hear what our zombie governor

will have to say.

May I offer you a genuine

Dominican Republic cigar?

I only smoke Cuban cigars,

best in the world.

No! Just kidding.

After having seen the miracle

of the first human-prison centipede

I'll never again touch

a communistic cigar from Cuba

because you... Sir William Boss

you are the new American hero.

You are in the Hall of Fame

with George Patton

Neil Armstrong and Muhammad Ali.

Thanks to you.

Our glorious nation

will be the example to the world again.

A proud, safe nation

with hardly any crime.

Your idea, Sir William,

is of absolute genius.

You will be honored personally

by the President

of the United States of America.

Actually, it was my accountant

Mr. Dwight Butler,

it was his brilliant idea.

Oh, yeah.

You did it.

You f***ing...

f***ing did it.

Mr. President.

It's me, William Boss, call me Bill.

Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate.

Sir?

- Sir?

- What?

Sir?

Oh, man, I am so excited to see

the real mouth to ass operation.

Prove all the skeptics wrong.

It is 100% medically accurate.

I'm gonna be so rich and famous.

You owe me big time, mister.

I'm already eating my own sh*t.

I want to be

in the prison-human centipede.

Wait, can't we use him

in the media conference?

No.

I don't want anyone

liking this!

Oh, man, this is so wrong.

Come on.

- Wash, please.

- Wash.

Yeah.

- Marker.

- Marker!

Yeah.

My hands are shaking with excitement!

What about you, Six? Having a hard-on?

Look at this.

Oh, yeah, oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Six, I am gonna show you

some Human Centipede improvement.

Copyright, Bill Boss.

Follow me!

- What a poor p*ssy?

- What in the hell is this?

Wait and see, Dwighty.

Wait and wonder

Wait and see

Mr. Dwighty

Mr. Dwighty

Wait and wonder

Wait and see

Mr. Dwighty.

No.

120/80.

Perfect!

The pede looks perfect.

The last few prisoners

have just been attached

and although the wounds

are still fresh you get the idea!

Perfect!

- What?

- Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way.

Perfect!

We are ready for the c*nt!

Dwight! I repeat... you are really

the c*nt!

Hello, sir.

Why do you two a**holes...

look so pleased with yourselves?

The both of you are f***ing fired.

I should have done it years ago.

All problems are history, sir.

I took your advice.

I've learned

from your strong personality.

You are the ultimate leader.

You are my role model.

And now the prisoners

are like obedient slaves

begging for mercy.

I got them down on their knees.

Literally.

Your last visit inspired me

to such an extend

a brilliant idea!

I'll show you the result

that tells more than a thousand words.

The last ones have just been attached.

So it is show time.

Attached?

Attached?

A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached?

- Yes.

- What does that mean?

Wait and see.

You talk so much sh*t,

your ass must get jealous.

Great, governor, I love that.

What the hell is this?

The black panther

made it to the lead!

This burger-killer is feeding the whole

humanitarian system behind him.

Don't cry. Tomorrow,

you'll get your hamburgers.

- Why?

- Because he loves junk food.

No, no, I don't mean that.

I mean, what...

What is this?

Dwight...

tell the governor my vision!

And this black whiner here

has to become a middle piece.

F***!

Well, sir,

more than 50 billion dollars a year

are spend on corrections.

Yet more than 4 in 10

offenders nationwide

return to prison within

three years of their release.

This, despite a massive increase

in state expenditure.

- Sh*t!

- But, not anymore.

This human-prison centipede

will reduce crime dramatically.

It will be a deterrent to anyone

considering a career in crime

and no more recidivism.

Feed him!

Feed him!

Digestion in progress!

No, it's not halal

it's not kosher!

A Jew behind a Muslim

a Muslim behind a Jew!

A Republican behind a Mexican

a crip behind a blood.

"Peace on earth,

good will to men."

Oh, my God.

This is too much.

Bill Boss...

isn't that your secretary?

Yeah... yeah. That's...

only a short...

gender-test!

Come on, sir!

Dwight!

Tell our beloved governor

about the money savings!

The savings would be in the billions!

We can make savings on prison staff

food and drinks.

On books and television, housing.

Heck, we don't even need fences no more.

We can even save more money

if we attach them in a circle

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