The Interestings
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 60 min
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[folk on stereo]
I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant
- [females arguing]
- Turn it off!
What are you, the f***ing music czar?
Okay, language, Ellen!
Please, this song can not
What is wrong with it?
Ellen, I'm begging you. It's
like announcing you're a loser.
Oh, great. Then you'll fit
right in with the other weirdos.
I don't get what you're doing at
this creative arts camp anyway.
Aren't you supposed to
have some sort of talent?
I thought she was a hoot
in "Bye, Bye, Birdie."
She played the mayor's wife.
She had no lines.
All she had to do was
faint and spread her legs.
I thought she was very inventive.
Please! The only reason
Miss Liebman recommended her
for this stupid scholarship is 'cause
she felt sorry for her that Daddy died.
Hey! F*** you, Ellen!
At least I'm not working at Carvel,
hanging out at the mall,
and stealing lip gloss.
Enough, both of you! Put that down!
Turn it off, Ellen. Enough!
Your sister is trying something new.
Besides, after the year we've had,
someone in this family
should have a little fun.
Welcome, campers. If you
haven't checked in yet.
Please report to the dining room.
- Hey!
- Wow!
What a freak show.
You can still sign up
for tonight's talent show.
Sign-ups are in the dance studio,
and each performer is
limited to 10 minutes.
Ooh, check out Paddington Bear at 10:00.
There's your hot summer romance.
- Shut up.
- Ellen!
duffel bag up to her wigwam.
Teepee, and I don't need any help.
Maybe you can ask that strong
boy over there to help you.
Oh, yeah, Julie, why don't you
go over and ask that strong boy?
Hi. Need a hand?
- No, thanks. I can do it.
- Cool.
- Ethan!
- My name's Ethan Figman.
If you need anything,
I'm at your service.
Listen, Mom, it's five
hours to Underhill,
and you'll have to stop for lunch.
She wants us to go, Mom.
Okay.
- Have fun.
- Thanks.
- I love you.
- I love you too, Mom.
First time away from home.
You'll adjust. It just takes time.
- Mom?
- I got this.
- Mom!
- [door closes]
[engine starts]
Don't you feel it growin'
Day by day
People gettin' ready for the news
Some are happy
Some are sad
Oh, we got to let the music play
would let me sculpt him?
I mean, naked?
This guy on the swim team
said his dick is so big
they nicknamed it Excalibur.
You know, like Sword and the Stone?
Thank you, Sandy, now I will
never be able to listen to Camelot
without imagining King Arthur
pulling his penis out of a rock.
It's not like they think
they're better than everyone.
They just sort of are, you know?
You make them sound like
they're royalty or something.
Well, they are, sort of.
Everybody comes here with big dreams,
thinking they've got some great talent,
until Ash Wolf blows them away onstage,
or they hear one of Jonah Dey's songs,
which are twice as good as his mother's.
- Corinna Dey is his mother?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
And Cathy Kiplinger?
She's been dancing since she was three.
Deep down, everyone knows those guys
are the only ones that
And not just as a hobby or
for a summer, but for life.
Hmm, what smells so nice?
Um, it's Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific.
Too bad it looks like a Brillo pad.
- Oh, come on.
- It's perfect for removing rust,
stripping paint, scouring pots.
- You're funny.
- It's the hair.
I get it from a clown.
- I'm Ash Wolf.
- Oh, I know.
I mean, I'm Julie Jacobson.
- I know.
- You do?
We're in the same improv class.
You were hysterical in
that elevator exercise.
When you fainted, and
your legs spread wide open.
- I nearly peed myself laughing.
- Thanks.
It just came to me.
Listen, if you're not
doing anything later,
a few of us are getting together,
and maybe you'd like to join us.
Um... Yeah.
- Sure. Cool.
- Great.
After lights out, my
brother's tent, Teepee 3.
It's the one that reeks of weed.
See you there.
[chuckling]
I'm not even that stoned yet.
Goodman, leave it alone.
"The Tin Drum" is a
literary masterpiece.
"House of Incest" is female porn!
It's feminist surrealism!
Where did you hear that? From
with the Harvard PhD?
I think Anas Nin is God.
- Anas Nin?
- Yes.
She's so full of pretentious girly sh*t.
She's literally one of the
worst writers to ever live.
Anas Nin and Gnter
Grass both have umlauts.
Maybe that's the key to their success.
I'm thinking of getting one for myself.
Increase the velocity,
the natives are restless.
Voila. Cannabis Perfectus.
What are you doing reading
Anas Nin anyway, Goodman?
- Um, Ash made me.
- Mm-hmm.
And I do everything
Maybe Ash is God.
Ash... Ash is definitely not God.
All right, she's way too
much of a perfectionist.
She'd never let a mistake
like Dick Nixon go unchecked.
Boy:
I wish.The thing is, he's just such
a bad actor. He's so obvious.
Why don't people see when
they're being lied to?
Because they don't wanna see.
- Just look at My Lai.
- You sound like your mother.
- F*** you, Goodman.
- Yeah.
At least Corinna uses her music
to tell the truth to the world.
That's what art is for.
Right?
That's what "Spirit in
the Woods" is all about,
using your talent to tell
the truth to the world.
Gosh, Ash, maybe you are God.
- No, don't!
- Maybe you are God, Ash.
- Ooh!
- You're not ticklish anymore?
- Stop!
- I don't know.
I just dance because I love it.
to do anything else...
except I'm probably f***ed
because of these sacks of mail.
It's not funny, Goodman.
How many ballerinas do
you know with big tits?
- Hey, calm down.
- What am I supposed to do?
Quit?
No, nothing should stand in our way.
We should try to do
whatever we want to in life.
What is the point otherwise?
All right.
So, Jonah, have you given any
thought to a future career?
- [laughter]
- [gasps]
There's a girl in our
cousin's school in Pennsylvania
- No.
- You made that up.
- No, she didn't.
Ash never lies. It's one of the
most irritating things about her.
- Crema Semens?
- Yes.
It's like... it's, like, a soup
made from various strains of semen.
A medley of semen.
Ew, Ethan, you're being totally graphic.
Well, he is a graphic artist.
Hey, show her some Planet Figman.
This is Wally Figman
and his horrible parents
before his mother runs
off with his pediatrician.
Any similarities between
Wally's life and my own
- are purely intentional.
- [chuckles]
- The world according to Ethan Figman.
- Can I see?
[blues guitar]
Which one's that?
I haven't seen that one.
observe a moment of silence
for Crema Semens.
Well, the girl from Long Island speaks.
- Hey!
- You're being elitist.
Jacobson knows that I'm kidding.
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