The Internship Page #12

I can't promise we'll win, but

we're going back there...

...to see those kids and we're

going to see it through.

Now you get your ass back

in that car and ride.

You hear me, Billy

Bojangles McMahon? Ride!

"Contextual targeting

technology can..."

...automatically

match your ads...

...to webpages...

"...that are most relevant

to your business."

Yo-Yo?

"Review ad performance

to see impressions...

...click, cost and

conversion data."

You seem like good kids and I

appreciate you stopping by...

...but we're just a family-run business.

We don't do the Internet.

Thanks for coming. Frankie will

get you a slice on the way out.

Oi, oi!

Oh, great.

Lovely. This guy.

Saw you checked in here on

foursquare, so we stopped by.

That's really creepy.

Is that all?

It is all, actually.

We just closed

a sale at a coffee

shop down the street.

Your chances of catching up to

us went from zero to piss all.

Now if you'll excuse us, we have

to get to the final meeting.

Get those jobs of which we're

so profoundly deserving.

Zach?

Eyes off the pizza.

God made you lactose

intolerant for a reason.

You're so fat.

You're so fat.

Let's go!

On me!

What a douche!

Guys.

Welcome back, Billy boy.

Good to be with you.

What happened there?

Uh, well, he didn't bite,

so it didn't go well.

You know who else it

didn't go well for?

Lay it on us.

That's right, the steel

town girl, Alex.

When she finally got her shot,

she took a tumble and fell.

But she picked

herself back up...

...tightened that little

ass, pumped her legs...

...and danced herself right back

into a slot at that dance school.

And that's what

we're going to do.

Tighten your asses, let's go.

Let's get her done, boys.

Guys, we've always done

things the same way...

Yellow Pages, flyers,

San Jose Mercury News.

We're all creatures

of habit, Sal.

We like what we

know, no question.

But you know what the

scariest thing in life is?

The thing in life that

frightens us the most?

Change.

I think most people are

set in their ways.

I know I need change

to come along

and kick me in the ass

to get me moving.

Guys, I know where

you're going.

But I'm not changing anything.

Like I told your friends,

we're getting by okay.

Sal, if you fight for your

limitations, you get to keep them.

You're getting by okay.

Okay isn't good.

Okay isn't great, or fantastic.

I'm starting to

think he's selfish!

I don't want to get

sideways with you...

...you're as big as a barn!

But you're an artist!

This is great pizza!

Picasso with pepperoni!

And don't even get me

started on the sauce.

Is there nutmeg in there?

I respect the fact...

...you don't want to divulge, but

if I'm right, don't say anything.

Exactly!

There's your answer!

Come on!

All I'm saying is, why

should Papa John's...

make all the dough when Papa

Sal has the better sauce?

You sound like him. He wants

to open a Sal's in Los Gatos.

The big chains are killing us.

We barely stay afloat.

When you franchise,

you lose quality.

You lose the taste

that people trust.

You want to know why

my sauce is better?

I go to the farmers' market every day.

I buy tomatoes...

...get the basil, the oregano.

I know these people. I'm part of

the fabric of this neighborhood.

That's good enough for me.

Sal, that's better than good enough.

That's the best.

We don't want you to

abandon the neighborhood.

All we're saying is, what if your

neighborhood got a little bit bigger?

Take a look at this, Sal. These are

all people who love your pizza.

Talk about word of mouth, huh?

Don't you want to

talk back to them?

There are almost as many

people from Los Gatos

searching for Sal's as

there are in Palo Alto.

If there was a location closer

to them, they'd be regulars.

Boom! Just found a

great commercial spot

on Los Gatos Boulevard,

just hit the market.

It's .3 miles away from the

nearest farmers' market.

You can smell the

tomatoes from your door.

Farm to table!

F to T!

F to T is exactly

right, Gomer Lyle!

We're not asking you to

abandon the artistry, just...

...expand the reach a little.

At the end of the

day, the kids have

their information.

It's all accurate. I get it,

and I know you do, too.

Sal, I can't blame you for

being a little afraid.

Hell, we were scared for a long

time out there, grinding it out.

And Lord knows I've fallen on

my ass more than a time or two.

But I promise you something.

You lift your head up...

...and take a breath...

...there are a lot of great

possibilities out there.

New customers, new franchise...

...just the tip of the iceberg. It's

waiting at the click of a button.

Everybody's searching

for something.

They're searching for you.

We just want to

help them find you.

T.G.I.F., Nooglers!

All right!

Easy, easy. It's okay.

Today marks not only

the end of the week,

but the end of the

summer's internships.

I know.

As you see through these images

behind me, it's been

quite a journey.

A lot of memories, a lot

of bonds were made.

Kind of reminds me of the first time I...

All right.

Today we reveal the

intern team...

...that will be

awarded jobs here.

Sadly, one team has

not returned, so...

...therefore I am

forced to calculate the

results with their score

as an incomplete.

We have a Victor.

Congratulations...

What's going on?

What a feeling.

Being's believing.

Okay, calm down!

Pictures come alive You can

dance right through your life.

Take your passion.

And make it happen.

Pictures come alive You can

dance right through your life.

What a feeling.

Nice!

Come on!

Extra toppings on

this one, boss.

I see that.

Yeah!

That's enough!

That's enough!

Lovely theatrics,

but the jig is up.

It's too late. Rules are

rules, right, Chetty?

Yes. Rules are rules.

And the rules state that

every team has the right...

...until the announcement is

made to turn in their sales.

So, in spite of your lack of

punctuality, which is astounding...

...I have no choice but to

accept this submission...

...and to recalculate.

Go ahead. Recalculate.

One sale to a small family pizza

joint won't make a difference.

It does seem that Mr. Hawtrey

is correct once again.

Boom!

The sales from one shop

on the last challenge...

...are not enough to

put you in the lead.

I'm sorry, bud.

But...

...this...

...is not one shop.

You see, this...

is a blossoming franchise with endless

possibilities, thanks to you.

And what you have done as a

team is connect to people.

And connect those

people to information.

Which is what we do.

And more than that, you

have the courage to dream.

In spite of your obvious and

astonishing limitations...

...you never gave

up on that dream.

So...

...gentlemen...

...and lady...

Whoa, whoa, hold on.

Chetty, no offense, you're

a glorified babysitter.

Let's get somebody down

here who means something.

I'm right here.

Terrific.

Graham, please

meet Mr. Anderson.

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