The Internship Page #13

You know this guy?

I should think so. Andrew

here is the head of Search...

...a rather important

position here at Google.

Honored... It's an honor.

Look at you, Headphones. A

little mystery behind the boy.

How do you know him?

We were encouraged to reach

out to experienced Googlers.

To reach out to other Googlers,

not just kiss their asses.

You see, these

interns are smart...

...collaborative...

pretty... Thank you.

...and just weird enough

to make them interesting.

Also, they came

together as a team...

...to do something here.

Their Googliness is

truly off the charts.

Oh, stop with the "Googliness".

What does that even mean?

The fact that you don't

know what it means

is why you will

never work here.

Also...

...you just made me use a bunch of

words in front of a ton of people.

Look at me... you're a

real dick for doing that.

Look at me again. And I know

that your accent is bullshit.

What?

So...

...welcome to Google.

All right!

Yes!

I have a job!

I have a job!

Why are you getting up?

I should be the winner.

I hope you're all happy.

Maybe if I had a team of

equals who contributed

once in a while, this

wouldn't have happened.

What do you have to

say for yourself, eh?

I think it's time

to fake an injury.

What are you...

Ohh!

Man down!

Chetty, I appreciate what

you said back there.

You had us figured

wrong from the start.

He voted for you

from the start.

What?

Mr. Chetty was the

deciding vote.

I didn't have a fancy education

like most of the people here.

I had to work hard

to get where I am.

I recognized a similar tenacity in

you two, so I took a chance on you.

You did test my

faith a few times.

Basically, the entire time.

But I'm glad you

proved me right.

Chetty, thanks for

betting on us.

It looks like you'll be

seeing a lot more of me here.

So it does. Congratulations.

Thank you.

The other night...

It was fun.

It was fun.

Right? Yeah.

No regrets.

No.

Let's get to that

warm, fuzzy part.

That's not going to happen.

I love him even more. He

leaves it cold like that.

You keep playing hard to get,

you'll find yourself alone!

We're not having

a beer together.

We're going to have five.

We're equals now.

No, we're not.

Yes, we are! No, we're not.

Let's go find more interns.

Please stop talking to me.

We'll get drunk!

Have a great senior year.

We'll keep

your desk chairs warm.

Team Lyle!

Team Lyle!

Yo-Yo! Come! Now!

Mom, I need a minute.

We need to... Mom.

I'm saying good-bye to my friends.

I'm taking a minute.

Okay?

You grew an eyebrow, Yo-Yo!

Come on!

Okay, you riff-raff, get out of here!

See you down the road.

Thank you, Captain.

Thank you, Big B.

My Khaleesi.

My sun and stars.

Want to get weird in a nap pod?

So, don't be a stranger.

Shoot me a text sometime.

Forget that. I'll come

see you in person.

I'd like that.

I grew a pair of

balls, did you see?

A big pair.

You were amazing!

They're touching my ankles.

Okay, we don't need that.

Congratulations, guys.

Thank you, boss!

I did get you a little something.

Not to get too sentimental...

Whoa! Whoa!

Look at this high roller!

Busting out the Pappy on me!

I figured we earned a swig.

Mmm-hmm!

Hell of a summer, bud.

Hell of a summer.

Doo wacko!

Here is to you, honey But

I'm out of your league.

Never gonna pass me 'Cause I'm out of

your league, your league, your league.

Lookie here, baby

You're coming my way.

But I move like a landslide.

So get out of my

way and stay away.

Up from the floor on

the count of ten.

Oh, you get up, you get

down and you try it again.

Up and down and around again

British! Listen, Professor...

All right.

Time to learn a lesson

Like Pavlov's dog.

If same-ing isn't working.

Why don't you different

instead, instead, instead.

Like Samson and Delilah

Attila and the Huns

I understand that,

but here we go.

Go cheek to cheek.

Yes, yes, I get it.

Hi, my name is Billy!

Nick Campbell.

Oh, you get up, you get

down and you try it again.

Up and down and around again.

Oh, you get up, you get

down and you try it again.

Oh, you get up, you get

down and you try it again.

Oh, you get up, you get

down and you try it again.

Guys, hey.

Hey. So, what do you think?

Cosplay, what can you say?

I knew you'd love it. Stuart

totally loves it too, now.

You guys have fun.

Okay, great.

Don't worry about us, we're

having a great time.

Don't worry about us,

we're having fun.

Here we go. I get it.

Classics Luke and

Han with Boba Fett.

Couple of observers, we're

just here to observe.

It's me. Kevin!

What the sh*t? Guys.

Kevin? Yeah!

What the hell are you doing here?

Cosby.

Is it your first time at Cosby?

Excuse me?

It's my new journey. And

I have you to thank.

You really pointed

some things out,

I was being a jerk to people.

'Cause I was hurting inside.

Hell, it takes a big man to

admit he's wrong, Kevin.

Good for you.

Anyway, I'm gonna dive

back into the fun. Ooh!

Check out this hot

little number.

I don't know if it's an

Ewok or a space squirrel.

I can't wait to rip into that.

How do you know who's

underneath the mask?

Look, I don't know what's underneath

the hood, and I don't give a sh*t.

I'm insatiable. Now

if you'll excuse me,

old Boba Fett's gonna give this

squirrel a couple of nuts to hide.

You know Boba Fett,

he always f***ed the space

squirrel at the end of the movie.

Audience knew it was coming,

audience wanted it.

Audience got it!

She's coming on to

me because she said.

I'm lonely Darling, please.

But instead of waiting,

I go flying off to you.

Why? Oh, well, just because.

I arrive when you're gone,

so I wait at your door.

You pull up in some

guy's car around four.

I punch him, kiss then

carry you inside.

Why? Oh, well, just because.

Oh, baby, do you

like me that way?

There's something about you

that makes me want to say.

I don't mind, I don't

mind, I don't mind.

Oh, baby, I like it that way.

She's coming home to

me because she said.

I'm lonely Darling, please.

But instead of waiting,

I go flying off to you.

Why? Well, just because

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