The Internship Page #7
For real.
All right, teams, welcome
to the Quidditch pitch.
Let's have a good clean
match, Nooglers.
Fatty, don't touch the ball.
Rules:
The Beaters tossthe Bludgers at the.
Chasers then get the Quaff
le through the ring.
No blagging,
blatching, bumphing,
haversacking or
Quaff le-pocking.
No Imperius Curses
or Confundus Charms.
In the unlikely event of a Dementor
attack, use a Patronus Charm.
I recommend the
stag personally.
Lyle, they have no
idea what you're
talking about. Use
your Muggle words.
You're making me feel like
I'm back in math class.
You have a couple savants here
with eye-hand coordination.
Say "game on" and let us play!
Version 2.0:
Peg themwith kickballs before
they throw the volleyball
through the hoop.
Brooms in, people.
Hufflepuff on three.
One, two, three...
Hufflepuff!
Yeah, son! Let's get it!
Game time.
Let's get started in here!
No mercy!
No mercy!
Tips down!
Blue team ready?
Red team ready?
Bangarang!
Brooms up!
Ball!
Yeah!
Ten points, Blue!
- Billy, talk to me!
- What do I do?
What are we doing? It's chaos!
How do I do it?
I'm lost!
Hit up, hit up!
Whoa, whoa, what's happening?!
What the hell was that?
Try looking up and
giving a sh*t!
Come on!
What am I supposed to... Come
get some of this! Who do I hit?
I want somebody to hit!
Broom between the legs!
My bad. Lesson learned.
What the f*** does this
have to do with computers?
Stop. Don't move, fatty!
Blue, ten points!
Ball!
Thank you.
Time out!
Time.
Bring it in, guys!
Good work, everybody.
Except you, Zach.
It's over. Our team's a joke.
Well, I ain't laughing.
Are you, Billy?
Hell, no.
We need to get our minds
right and start believing.
This reminds me of a girl
who had to start believing.
A girl from a steel town
who had the dream...
...to dance.
No one believed in the welder girl,
but she believed in herself.
Are you talking
about "Flashdance"?
You're damn right I am!
The deck was stacked against Alex.
You know how she overcame it?
By believing in
herself and trying.
She literally had
to become a maniac!
Have any of you been called a
maniac because you were different?
My morn calls me a maniac
when I tell her I love her.
Of course she does! You are a little bit...
in a good way!
Well, guess what? They called
Bill Gates a maniac, too.
No question.
I don't think anyone
called him a maniac.
I just did!
You guys are getting
off the point!
She had to strip
down to nothing!
She had to sit in a
chair, pull that chain
to nowhere back and douse
herself with water!
Where did that water come from?
Who knows?!
It came from her
belief it was there!
She believed so hard, she got an
audition at the dance school...
...and she spun. Oh, she spun.
And she spun and she spun...
...and she spun herself
into that dance school!
And into our hearts.
Now, in the second half of whatever
the hell you call this game...
...can't we all be
that welder girl
who wants to be something more?
I know you're not excited
we're on your team.
But we're here.
We're in this thing together.
So I'm asking you, believe in yourselves.
Believe in each other.
Let's put on our leg warmers...
Come here, you little lovable maniacs.
Get in here.
I have an idea that I think
would make Bear Bryant smile.
I don't know who that is,
but we're listening.
Let's go!
Stuart!
Neha!
Lyle, hit me! I got it!
Baby!
Blind her! I'm going in!
Yes!
Yo-Yo!
Eat it, Malfoy!
See you!
Coming at you, Nick!
Who's on blondie?
Let's go, boys!
Pick and roll!
Stockton and Malone.
She shoots and scores!
Billy, what's up!
Tie game!
Where were you, huh?!
I had to use the restroom.
It's the Golden Snitch!
Who the f*** is this now?
Zach, get over here.
Fatface, it's time
to fake an injury.
I don't know how.
Man down!
Get the tennis ball and we win!
Run, you big tree!
Go!
Come on, ref! Are you
going to call that?
Yeah! Yeah!
That b*tch just snaked me!
That must be illegal!
Sorry. If I didn't see
it, I can't call it.
You okay, Golden Boy?
The Snitch is fine.
G.D. it!
Don't start that, Yo-Yo.
You did...
...your best out there.
That's the first time
we all came together as a team.
Billy's right.
Let's keep it rolling.
Just keep it rolling.
Come on, let's get a frosty.
Nick?
Would I be wrong to
call you my brother?
Of course not. I'd do anything for
my little show pony. Anything.
I need you to ice
my balls for me.
Brother!
Oh, boy.
Time to shut the engines
down for a bit.
Take a load off, Nicky. What
would I do without these babies?
This is a "shh" zone.
Oh, hi! Hey.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Thanks for sending me to that seminar.
It was actually interesting.
- Really?
- Absolutely.
What have you been up to?
I'm going to go.
No, no, wait!
You were here first.
I'll leave. Sorry.
One thing... quick question.
If I was to invite
someone out to a really
nice dinner around here,
where would I go?
Urn...
I wouldn't know. I spend
most of my time on campus.
What? That's criminal!
Has it occurred to you I
work hard for a reason, hmm?
This may sound silly to you, but
I believe what we do here...
...makes people's
lives better.
That doesn't sound silly.
I think it's admirable.
I'm just saying that sometimes
with all the work you can...
...forget about the
person who matters most.
Is this a nap pod or a convo pod?
Oh, that's right, it's a nap pod.
Shh! Yikes.
- I know where you're going with this.
- You think...
I'm some 30-year-old exec who
devoted her life to her career.
And one day I'll wake up wanting more.
Stop me if I'm off base here.
What else? That I can't
go on Facebook anymore...
because it's only happy
couples gloating over
perfect babies in socks
that look like sneakers?
Oh, yeah, the little
Chuck Taylors.
Only I'm ten years too late.
While I've been
working, I missed out
on the bad dates...
...and a**holes and now
I'm running out of time.
No one told me it was a
game of musical chairs.
By the time I figured it
out, it was too late.
Yeah.
Anyway...
Anyway, is that what you
were going to say to me?
No. I was going to
suggest you work harder.
That you buckle down
and get to work.
You can't change the world while
laying in a nap pod. But honestly...
...if any of what you just said
applies even slightly to yourself...
...you might think about
doing something about it.
That's coming from someone...
...who wakes up in the morning, and first
thing on their calendar is regret.
And that's not a good feeling.
Anyway, I should go.
Thank you!
- But before I do...
- Oh, jeez!
Just bear with me. I want to throw
down a challenge for you...
...to go out to dinner
before I leave town.
I'll tell you if a
window opens up.
Great. And if it does,
don't minimize it.
Don't click the red
X in the corner.
See? I'm getting it.
I get it.
Shh, go back to sleep.
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