The Internship Page #6
It has info on every
Google employee.
Birthdays, trivia, meeting
calendars, everything.
Really? Mmm-hmm.
Ah! Hey. Fancy
seeing you here!
Is it? Or you calendar-stalked
me and knew where I'd be.
Now, am I detecting
a bit of an accent?
You are!
Uh-huh. I have a
very good ear.
English, right? Hello, guvnor!
Oliver Twist. "More
bread, please."
Australian, actually.
Really? Similar flags, though.
Kiwi. "Lord of the
Rings" country.
The stain on this one's better,
but the white one's a goner.
I eat very fast.
Bangers and mash.
That's also British.
Vegemite sandwich then,
which you gobble
down so you can get
back to the grind.
It is impressive,
staying at work till
midnight every day.
Also on the calendar.
Look, Nick.
I'm sure you're very
popular with the
19-year-olds at the
University of Phoenix...
...with the Southern drawl
and the blond hair and...
...this whole thing you got going
on, but I have to tell you
this is never going to happen.
"This". What?
Oh, no, no, no! This is me
reaching out as an intern.
They encouraged us to approach experienced
Googlers and pick their brains.
Oh! Oh, I'm sorry! Of course!
You thought I was... "Oh, who's
You just want to learn!
Well, look.
Sid here is incredible. He's
about to give a talk on HTML5.
Nick is desperate to learn.
He'd love to come along.
Sure. Come on down, brother!
Sometimes we go all
day, all night.
Oh, I can't start any sooner
than right now. Let's do it.
Come on, everybody!
Where are you going?
Oh, I have a meeting. But
you know that. Cheerio!
Cheerio.
Let's go. Come on.
Don't be shy.
You have a crush
on her, my friend!
Good morning, interns.
Today marks
the first of several
challenges...
...through which your
team shows its merits.
While dogfooding a new
product, Googlers...
...reported a bug that
disabled their audio.
are in the source files.
Your job? Find the bug.
Let's check the user reports.
Check for red flags.
See what exceptions
were thrown.
I start by drawing up strategies
to sift through the code.
Code, right? Code, right?
So we're looking to kind
of break the password.
Is the answer in the question?
"Bug".
Eureka!
Bug like fly. "The Fly".
Is Chetty a cinephile?
Goldblum!
Mind-boggling no one's
notebook is out.
This gibberish you're
writing may or may not be
helpful. I guarantee what
we're saying is helpful!
We're looking for a bug, not a password.
They're different things.
Keep going with that
human connection.
Go on, stay positive.
Go, go, go.
We'll go on "fly". 'Cause
we're "fly"-ing it.
Fly. Fly. I like that.
Y-L-F. It's a word
scramble, it's "life"!
I can't get "fly"
out of my mind,
and now I'm going
Jennifer Lopez.
Is it a Fly Girl? Superfly!
Pop fly. Uh, excavation.
Earthquakes! California!
That's it! Write it down!
Do it, do it!
Will you please stop?!
No, we're working!
Yeah, and that's a
Sharpie, genius.
That's my fault.
I'll go ahead and wash that.
Guys, I'm sorry, but
you're not helping.
You're saying a lot of words
really fast that mean nothing.
To find the bug, we need to
review the code and find...
...the programmer's mistake.
It's the only way.
But what if it's
not the only way?
You said someone programmed it.
Someone in this building
wrote that code.
A human being!
Let's give him a name... Tony.
Let's say Tony likes kayaking.
Me and Nick become
friends with Tony.
We throw some beers
back, do some kayaking.
Tony's bombed on
the open water.
Next thing you know, we're
gabbing about audio bugs!
Great! Finally!
Dark and Stormy feeling us!
Feeling you big time, buddy.
In fact, why don't the two of
you go and find the programmer?
Great. Great idea.
Yo-Yo, who's our man?
His name is Charles Xavier.
Perfect. Nick, write it down.
Steel trap.
Uh... He's a Professor.
At Stanford.
Just a few minutes
away, really.
Guys.
He's in a wheelchair.
Stanford. Wheelchair.
What else?
Oh, he's bald!
May be with his best friend,
He's a genetics Professor.
More, more! Hit us!
He has a British accent. British!
With my ear, we're done.
Keep searching. Think
fly, think bug.
I promise you this somehow
intersects with Goldblum.
Goldblum. Of course.
Back to work, guys.
Hey, Professor, what up?
Professor Charles Xavier?
Very funny.
British! Professor Xavier,
sorry to bother you. If you...
Gentlemen, I don't
have time for this.
Professor Xavier, we know it's you.
We really need your help.
All right, you found me out.
I am Charles Xavier.
And that's Cyclops, and Rogue.
We're all here.
Come closer. I want to share some
of my telekinetic wisdom with you.
Good, 'cause I want to
know about these bugs.
A**holes!
You maniacal monster!
Professor Xavier
is a total dick!
Yo to the Yo, have we ensured
it wasn't a networking issue?
Confirmed there was
no packet loss.
Almost done checking
the encryption.
"Almost"? Either you're done or not.
You can't be almost pregnant.
And she would know, guys.
Go Google "a**hole", a**hole.
She's right. It's not good enough, Yo-Yo.
Get it together.
What the f*** was that?
my inferior performance.
Wow. Good. Great.
That one's crazy.
Let me guess. Big dick,
'cause little dick?
Does your mind just immediately
go to a penis joke?
Was that not witty enough?
I'm just busy working.
That's fine, but I'm
winning the quip-off.
- That's what you're worried about?
- Yes.
You're more concerned with
snarky banter than working?
Hey! Did you guys find
Professor Xavier?
Yeah, we found him.
Yeah, thanks so much for that.
Really great team spirit.
Mind sliding over?
I'm sorry, it doesn't look like
there's enough room for you.
Have a great lunch.
Yeah, enjoy it.
Okay, let's see.
Let's see.
- See anything?
- Oh! There's an opening.
- Is that taken?
- It's taken.
Let's go over there.
Hi, Headphones. Mind
if we sit here?
We can take that as a yes.
We have to at this point.
How you doing, bud?
He doesn't even know we exist. He's
like a superhero on this computer.
Look at him, just crushing
Do you remember what it felt like
to be that good at something?
Look at this! William.
Nicholas.
Person I don't know.
Thought I'd find you at
the cool kids' table.
It's like a confederacy
of outcasts out here.
Heard you had a day
trip to Palo Alto.
Home of Silicon Valley and
also the X-Men, apparently.
Where are you going with this?
Oh, I just wanted to let you guys
know we won the bug challenge!
What are you going
to do about it?
Don't worry about what we'll do or not do.
We'll be just fine.
You'll be fine? Keep
telling yourself that.
See you on the intramural field
for the next
challenge I'll win.
Sports! Something we
know about, baby.
Something we know a lot about.
Come on now! Look at me.
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