The Invisible Woman Page #6

If you had any sense,

you'd look and see.

Oh.

Mrs. Jackson!

Really, Mrs. Jackson! What an

odd place to spend the night.

The formula

for the injection!

Richard, help me.

Quick, quick!

They can't use the machine

without these.

What luck!

What do ya mean, luck?

What about me? Do I have to go

through the rest of my life like this?

Really, Professor, I think

she looks much better like this.

You have a nerve,

you fishless fisherman!

Children, children. What

are you gonna do about me?

Experiment till I find out what's

keeping you invisible so long.

Yes, but how long's

that gonna take ya?

I haven't a notion.

It took me 10 years

to perfect the machine a...

Now what are you

laughing at?

The chap who took it

without the injection, you know.

Oh, my dear, that machine is apt to

do the strangest things to people.

Ah, senor, this machine,

I love her!

She's so beautiful.

If only I could to meet the man who

make her, I would kiss him, I think.

Just stick to business.

If it works, I'll kiss him for you.

Thank you, senor.

She is ready, I think.

You think.

You boys sure about the

dame it made invisible?

Sure, boss, positive.

Foghorn seen her!

Okay.

Foghorn, you're elected.

You see, I told you...

Boss, I don't want

to be invisible.

You heard me. First we

will start with the head.

Never mind the head.

That's useless.

Well, then we will start with the neck. Good.

Boss, what about...

Oh, no, boss. Foghorn understands

those things. He's scientific!

I'm underweight, I am. Foghorn!

There's not many people

I'd let try this machine first.

Now get going! Thanks, boss. That's great.

Senor Foghorn, in back

of the screen, please.

In back of the screen?

S, s.

Okay.

Now get going.

How does it feel?

He likes it. He always

likes it when he's lit up.

But I can still see him.

So can I.

So can I!

So can O'Klotz.

Something that should be here

is missing, I think.

I thought you guys

got everything!

- Oh, we did, boss. Didn't we, Foghorn?

- Why, sure, we did.

- What's that?

- I said, "Sure, we did. "

Or did I?

Something has gone wrong,

I think.

Hey, you!

Give me back my pipes!

You let go of me

and I'll fight the pack of you!

Let go of him.

Ooh!

Take him down to the cellar

and let him cool off,

and then you do what you should

have done in the first place.

You guys go back and get me the professor,

or I'll have all of you singing soprano.

Yeah, boss. Get his head. I got it.

Fires in July.

You are fussy.

You're a nuisance,

that's what you are.

An invisible female nuisance. I

didn't know you two were talking.

We're not.

Why the fire?

Well, there were so many cracks about how awful

my dress looked without a head, I took it off.

But Tarzan over there

is still as disagreeable as ever.

You can both cheer up because I think I

found the formula to make you visible again.

- Oh, Professor!

- That's swell.

So Dick will be on his way

to Washington with the patents,

and you'll never have to

see each other again.

Isn't that nice?

So, uh, try and put up

with each other...

for just a little while longer,

hmm?

Hmm.

So you're going

to Washington?

Yes.

What's it to you? You should

have been there years ago.

You've got the personality

of a politician.

For a person with no personality

at all, you've got no right to talk.

And stop crying.

I'm not crying.

I sniffled.

Even invisible ladies can have

manners. Use your handkerchief.

I'm no kangaroo. I haven't

got pockets in my skin.

Here, use mine.

Ouch!

I'm sorry.

Did I hurt you?

Well, did I?

I shook my head.

I can't see that.

Wait a minute.

Where you going?

I got an idea that will change

the whole complexion of this thing.

Professor's not the only inventor

around here. Put this on.

Why? Well, at least I can see you nod.

That looks silly. It's the

way they're wearing them.

Stand up so I can see

what you look like.

Is that all

the taller you are?

Oh, silly, I'm only trying to find out

which is the front of this thing.

Is this better?

Much.

What color did you say

your eyes were?

If you're so interested, why don't

you stick around and find out?

That's just

what I'm going to do.

Hey!

That's my hand, you know.

Yeah, I know. Do you mind

if I borrow it for a minute?

Mm-mmm. It's a very nice

hand. It's very soft.

Very pleasant to the taste.

Um, why do you

close your eyes?

I can't see you.

I can at least imagine.

I know. I'm just a ghost

where you're concerned.

I'm nothin' but a nothin'.

If this hand is any criterion,

you must have lovely lips,

beautiful hair, nice...

Thank you, Richard. That's a very

charming compliment. Oh, it's you.

Look, reagent

to counteract alcohol.

Kitty, my girl, I'll have you visible

before you can sayJack...

Robinson. I'm almost afraid to be myself.

It's like making

a blind date.

What have you got to lose?

You've already seen me.

You know, in a way, Richard,

I'm sorry to do this.

If more women

were invisible,

life would be much

less complicated.

And much less interesting.

That belongs on the lamp, sir. I know it.

It looks much better

with a bulb in it.

What's the gun for?

It's a damp night, sir.

Do you always wear a shotgun to keep

you dry? Being damp out, it's foggy.

And being foggy, it's a good

cover for the return attack...

of the thugs

who took the machine.

I intend to patrol the grounds, sir,

which at least makes sense.

We needed that hole

for ventilation, sir.

Oh, dear, oh, dear.

I'm so excited!

Sit still. It will only take a minute. Here.

You forgot to say ouch. I'm so

worried about what he'll think of me.

I think he'll think

he likes you.

Yeah, but he's always

liked glamour girls...

with expensive clothes

and furs and things,

and all I've got is

this wrinkled old dress.

What you really need is a new

outfit to make an entrance in.

You needn't rub it in.

Wonderful thing,

these shopping services, really.

Guaranteed glamorous

or your money back.

Oh.

Open it!

Oh, Professor!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, Professor.

Wait, wait.

Save those for Richard.

I charged it to his account.

I don't care. You're a darling.

Wait, control yourself!

Get dressed and knock him cold!

Oh, boy, will I!

Oh, isn't that lovely!

Just remember one thing,

young woman.

No alcohol or liquor

of any sort.

When you dissipate,

you disappear.

Hey, buddy.

Huh?

Oh, yes, sir.

Have you got a match?

Why, yes, indeed, sir.

Hold it, will ya, bud?

Why, certainly, sir.

Hey, you frightened him.

Do something.

Oh!

Oh, look at my hair.

It's a mess.

Gosh,

she's taking her time.

Professor,

what does she look like?

Hmm, a girl, you know.

I never have paid much attention

to women myself.

Did she ever say anything

about me? Not a word.

Oh, she didn't, huh? Of course, it's a

matter of complete indifference to me.

I'm through with women,

anyway.

Here she comes.

No, stay right

where you are.

I want to get a good look at

you. Kitty, this is wonderful.

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