The Invisible Woman Page #7

This is even better

than I expected.

Dick!

Stick 'em up!

How dare you!

Frankie, get her off me!

- Here, hold this.

- Come on, lady. Be a gentleman about this.

Oh, stop it! You're a fine one...

Leave me alone, you hear?

Gimme that. Come on. Where are we going?

You wouldn't trust a beautiful dame like

that with a couple of lugs like us, would you?

Perhaps you're right.

Well, come on!

Before I resign, sir,

permit me to state...

there are prowlers about

and they've got my gun.

Oh, my!

Pleasant evening

for a drive.

We're not going for a drive.

We're being taken for a ride.

Why don't you look

where you're going?

Hey, what...

George, did you have to throw

the fish? It's Friday, sir.

Now before you say, "Where am I?"

you're right here in your own front hall.

You're quite all right. Good grief!

Kitty and the professor! They got 'em!

If they did, well, good

riddance, I'll say, sir.

Pardon me, please.

Whatever it is,

we don't want any.

I want Mr. Russell.

Mr. Richard Russell.

He's out tuna hunting.

Huh?

Who is it? I don't know, sir,

but it sounds likeJenny Lind.

Let him in.

Come in.

I'm Mr. Russell.

I can tell you where they took

the girl and the professor.

For the love...

For the love of Pete, where?

Down at Blackie Cole's hideout in

Mexico. He's got the invention too.

George, get the airport.

Call the airport. We're leaving.

Oh, airport!

No, on the phone!

Oh, excuse me. You don't know what this

means to me, Mr... What's your name?

It used to be Foghorn.

How much farther is it?

About five miles.

I hope the professor hasn't

shown them how to use the machine.

As soon as he does, Blackie

will bump both of them off.

That is, unless the professor

talks Blackie to death first.

So you see,

the entire principle...

is a combination of chemical,

biological and dynamic influencing.

Cut out the stalling! For an

hour you've been using big words.

Professor, for the love of Mike, cut

out the stalling. I want to go home.

You'll both go home on a slab if this guy

don't come through. I want to be invisible.

I don't blame you. It would

be a decided improvement.

Now, Professor,

you either play ball with us...

or we get rough

with the lady.

Play ball? I was never

any good at games.

You know what I mean. Come clean

about how that machine works.

Make me invisible, or else.

I would very much

rather "else. "

I did not invent

that machine...

to make killers

like you invisible.

How do you know I'm a killer?

You have all the earmarks,

my friend.

The constricted cerebellum,

the receding frontal bone,

the Lombrosian earlobe.

I got all that, huh?

Mm-hmm.

And you are also given...

to sudden and unexpected

outbursts of weeping.

Well, what do ya know?

You'd cry, too,

if you was exiled like me.

Sometimes I think I can

hardly stand it any longer.

Hey, lady!

That stuff! Ll melt

your bridgework.

Impossible.

I haven't any bridgework.

Isn't he silly, Professor?

I don't feel a thing.

The reagent must be

still functioning.

There's a molecular antagonism,

you know.

I don't get the scientific lingo,

but alcohol used to be my business.

But that stuff

is practically T.N.T.

Oh, in that case...

Lady, have a heart.

I've seen 'em drink hair tonic, I've

seen 'em drink vanilla, but never this!

Boss, look!

Look!

Attagirl!

Take this...

and that!

Here I am. If you move fast, you

can still catch me in the dress.

Oh, faster than that.

Here I am.

No, no, no.

Over here.

I don't know

my own strength.

Strike one!

Look out, shorty.

You're next.

Better put that down

or you'll break it.

There. Now you look like

a fish. Blackie! Blackie!

Blackie!

You big fish.

A little bit of this

will put you right to sleep.

You're even dizzier

than you look.

Strike two!

And now to black out Blackie.

What do you say, Blackie?

How about you and I going over

this room with your fine-tooth comb?

That's the only way

you'll ever find me.

How to have fun at parties.

Why be a wallflower?

You, too, can be invisible

in six easy lessons.

Amaze your friends.

Amaze yourself.

Now, just follow me.

Come on, Blackie.

You may not be able to catch me,

but you might catch on to the trick.

Over here.

I've always wondered how this thing

works. My, but it's pretty, isn't it?

Come on, Blackie. Come on,

let's look at this closer.

This way. Here I am.

Now the whole secret is

to touch the wire cylinder.

That must be

quite a shock to you.

Strike three! You're out!

- How am I doing?

- Fine. Untie me.

Not yet, Professor. There are more

of them outside. You're safer here.

Whee! Set 'em up

in the other alley!

Miss Kitty!

Yes, Professor.

Are you all right?

Never felt better.

Look, I'm mistress of all I survey! Good.

Something seems to be

the matter with my feet.

They're all tied up.

Huh?

I never thought of that.

Hey, somebody's coming.

I think it's...

Yes, it's Dick!

He can't rescue me

this easy, he can't.

Lfhe wants me,

let him fight for me.

You take the back door

and I'll take the front door.

And I'll be in Brooklyn

before you. Oh, no, you don't.

Open up in there!

We'll scare 'em out.

Yeah, we'll scare them.

Those are the noisiest

grasshoppers I ever heard.

Christopher Columbus!

We're being shot at!

Help! Help!

It's Kitty. We've got to go to her.

Let's try and make her come to us.

Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

Here, Kitty. Here, Kitty.

Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

Here, Kitty.

It serves you right.

That's what you get for putting me in that

Turkish bath and turning me into a tenor.

You double-crossed me.

Sure, I double-crossed you.

You had it coming to you.

L... Gee!

I got my pipes back.

Thanks, boss.

That's all right.

Let bygones be bygones.

Now my pipes are gone.

- Oh, help!

- I don't know why I should be afraid.

Professor, where's Kitty?

No, no, not that!

Anything but that!

- What was that?

- That was Kitty.

Help, help!

I'm drowning!

Where are you?

Right beside you.

We fell for each other

in a big way after all.

You're all wet,

but... but I love you.

Well, he may have

Mrs. Russell's coloring,

but he definitely resembles

our side of the family, sir.

He has your eyes.

Oh, yes, my eyes exactly.

I'm not so sure

about that.

Who do you think he looks like,

Professor? A bit like me, don't you think?

Hereditary.

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