The Italian Job Page #13
He might as well have said they'll steal the Holy Grail
before sunrise.
HANDSOME ROB:
Charlie. He could take a dozen different
routes to the airport and we have no idea
which one. We can't take out an armored
truck during rush hour.
CHARLIE:
We're already set to do it. Napster:
how would you like to create the biggest
traffic jam in the history of Los
Angeles?
LYLE:
Keep talking.
CHARLIE:
You gridlock every route except the one
we choose. Force the truck to go exactly
.where we want it to go.
HANDSOME ROB:
But where do we want it? We can't shoot
it out with armed guards in a Brink's.
We'd lose.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
(2)HANDSOME ROB (CONT'D)
And even if we pulled it off, the cops
would be all over us, chasing us all the
way to Union Station. We're outmanned
and outgunned.
CHARLIE:
But not outsmarted.
Charlie hums with focused energy. There's a term for it in
horse racing. When a thoroughbred is at peak condition, and
twitching with eagerness to run, he is ""on the muscle." That
describes Charlie right now.
CHARLIE {CONT'D)
We'll do it like the Italian job. We'll
make thirty million in gold drop out of
sight.
They're interrupted by Charlie's cell phone RINGING. This
throws them all off.
CHARLIE:
Who else has this number?
HALF-EAR
No one but us.
It's still RINGING. Charlie decides to answer it.
CHARLIE:
Hello?
INT. OFFICE -PHILADELPHIA -INTERCUT
Meet PHILLY STEAK. Or at least meet the back of his neck.
Because that's where he has a tatoo that says PHILLY STEAK.
PHILLY STEAK:
Why'd you do it?
CHARLIE:
(informing the crew)
Philly Steak.
(then into phone)
Do what?
OUR CAMERA TRACKS AROUND to Philly Steak's face which is
weathered and as leathery as a football. An old school
crook.
PHILLY STEAK:
Yevhen. The Ukrainian gold, dealer. You
didn't, have to clip him, for Christ's
sakes.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUEDONTINUED:
CHARLIE:
Clip him?
PHILLY STEAK:
Listen to me. You've gotta get out of
L.A. Now.
CHARLIE:
What're you talking about? We didn't
clip anybody.
PHILLY STEAK:
Well Skinny Pete just called me.
Yevhen's cousin is under the distinct
impression that you did.
CHARLIE:
Why does he think that?
PHILLY STEAK:
Because you wanted, to know about the gold
with the Balinese Girl. Plus I guess
Pete was under duress. This Ukrainian
thinks he's PaXil F***ing Bunyan.
CHARLIE:
Do you know how to get in touch with him?
PHILLY STEAK:
Yeah but ~
CHARLIE:
Maybe there's a way we can play this to
our advantage.
PHILLY STEAK:
Are you out of your mind? Listen to me,
Charlie. Get out of L.A. Now. Cause if
there's one thing I know, it's that you
never mess with Mother Nature, mother-inlaws,
or mother-f***ing Ukrainians.
Speaking of— Five Ukrainians lock 'n load their MAC-11
machine pistols plus an M4 carbine with a 40mm grenade
launcher mounted beneath the barrel. Mashkov enters the room
and tells the others in SUBTITLED UKRAINIAN.
MASHKOV:
He's going to be on Train 59 for New
Orleans.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
UKRAINIAN:
You sure your source is good?
MASHKOV:
I'm sure.
CUT TO:
INT. DANYA'S HOUSE -MORNING
The home where the porno was made. Karen, wearing a backpack
stuffed with her only belongings, creeps into the kitchen
with two 3/4" videotapes in hand.
She sets them down on the counter. They say MASTER TAPE on
the labels. She opens the microwave oven. Puts the tapes
inside. Sets the timer for 60 minutes at the highest level
As the videotapes start to cook, we watch Karen flee out the
door.
CUT TO:
EXT. HOLLYWOOD AT HIGHLAND -DAY
The U-Haul is parked on the side of the noisy, congested
boulevard. A large metal sheet is now mounted on the side of
the panel truck. .
HIGH ANGLE. Parked behind the U-Haul are two of the Minis
and Lyle's Vespa. We see traffic flowing through the busy
intersection next to the vehicles. Then WE BOOM DOWN, really
fast, right into the black pavement and —
THROUGH THE DARKNESS and out the other side, so we are now
underground in the middle of the —
METRO RAIL TUNNEL
where Half-Ear is at work, mounting Nitramon primer to the
tunnel walls, Charlie assisting. They both wear orange
jumpsuits, plus headsets and mics.
HALF-EAR
Did you know Einstein7 s 7th grade teacher
told him he was a moron who'd never
amount to anything? Same as mine.
CHARLIE:
Still hope for that Nobel Prize.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
HALF-EAR
Not me, man. But I did get my college
diploma.
CHARLIE:
No sh*t. I thought you dropped out of
high school.
HALF-EAR
Got my GED after Italy then just kept
going.
CHARLIE:
How'd you manage that, all the jobs we've
been pulling?
HALF-EAR
Quit going to strip clubs. Went to
night school instead. City college is
all.
CHARLIE:
Good for you. That's a real feather in
your cap.
HALF-EAR
I didn't want to say anything to the
guys.
There's a RUMBLING SOUND in the distance.
CHARLIE:
Secret's safe with me.
The RUMBLING grows unbearable as a Metro roars closer,
headlights gobbling up the dark tunnel. They press
themselves into a crevice in the wall.
With a ROAR and a gust of wind, the Metro howls by. It makes
their jaws clatter.
INT. U-HAUL (PARKED) -DAY
Stella's in the cargo area with Lyle who's working his
laptop. It's monitor displays a string of computer code. He
HEARS over his headset:
CHARLIE (V.O.)
Napster. How goes it up there? Over.
LYLE:
Working on the Metro Rail system. Almost
ready.
EXT. MARAVILLA DRIVE -SAME TIME
Handsome Rob's Mini is parked on the side of the winding
road. Using binoculars, he looks down onto Oporto Drive at
Steve's house. Into his headset:
HANDSOME ROB:
Everything's quiet here. Over.
The Nitramon is applied. Half-Ear closes his eyes. Charlie
observes him a moment.
CHARLIE:
You okay?
HALF-EAR
Ah huh. Just need a moment' s meditation.
CHARLIE:
Now?
HALF-EAR
I'm about to insert a wire into a
detonator tube and if the wire touches
the sides of tube, we'll be blown to
Kingdom Come. Best to be at one with
yourself.
CHARLIE:
Take all the time you need.
Another moment, then Half-Ear sets to work. Charlie holds a
mini-flashlight, illuminating the intricate detonator. Very
carefully, he inserts a wire into a tube. Remember, the wire
must not touch the sides.
The wire is half-way in when a LARGE SPIDER drops onto his
hand. Frozen, he ponders this.
Charlie sees the spider, doesn't know what to do.
Half~Ear studies the spider...then he closes his eyes just a
moment.. .relaxes. ..breathes in> breathes out. . . and then —
He leans forward, opens his mouth and clamps his lips over
the spider, comes back up. Finishes inserting the wire.
Job done, he calmly opens his mouth/ the spider puts a hairy
leg out and delicately explores his cheek. Half-Ear plucks
it off just as delicately, depositing the spider on the wall.
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