The Kissing Booth Page #2

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Knock it off!

Knock it off!

Now you three, in my office!

Me?

Now!

Everyone, homeroom! Now!

Douchebag!

He even gets credit for my fights!

Why did you do that?

Lee was in trouble.

Any excuse for a fight, right?

I don't start fights, okay?

I only finish them.

And besides,

no one should treat a girl like that.

Especially if that girl is you.

Me?

Yeah. It's like those guys are trying

to get in my little sister's pants,

which is super gross.

Never great to hear your childhood

crush say it's super gross in your pants.

You know, you have zero experience

with guys.

You've never even had a boyfriend.

Whatever!

Wearing a skirt like that

is asking for it.

Seriously?

You want to go down that road?

No.

I kind of just played the whole

sexist conversation out in my head

and it always ended

with me sounding like a dick.

Miss Evans.

First off,

that skirt is ridiculous.

My pants ripped! It's all I had.

What about your back-ups?

Dry cleaners.

Your back-up back-ups?

These are my back-up back-ups!

All right! Don't get so upset!

I am upset. Dude touched

my lady-bump.

And Mr. Tuppen will be punished,

but I also, unfortunately,

must punish you.

Oh, my God! Am I being expelled?

Elle...

I've never been in trouble before. I feel

like it's hot in here. I'm sweating.

Elle!

What?

You only broke the dress code.

That's all.

Detention tomorrow.

Say yeah, say yeah

Say yeah

Say yeah...

Oh, my God!

How crazy was that fight?

Flynn was so savage!

Have you made out with him yet?

These three super-popular juniors

are kind of package deal.

I call them the OMG Girls.

Olivia, Mia, and Gwyneth.

And I have no idea

why they're sitting with me.

Oh, my God.

I would totally have babies with Noah.

One girl, one boy.

But not at the same time though.

Mm-mmm.

Yeah, you don't really get to pick

the gender so much.

I hear he's into blondes. Too bad, Elle.

Give me your numerals.

We should def catch up.

Okay, yeah! It's 310...

Oh, my God.

Oooh.

Got to go, Elle.

There's a shemergency

in the locker room.

Oh, okay.

Sorry it didn't work out

with you and Noah.

Guess it wasn't meant to be.

What just happened? And why were

the OMG Girls being so nice to me?

But more importantly,

when did they eat those?

Was that Mia?

Did you see that?

She say anything about me?

You tell her about my dimples?

What did she smell like today?

Sometimes she smells like apples

or kind of like blueberry-coconut fusion.

What?

What are you doing anyway?

I am trying to find a good idea

for our carnival fundraiser.

Somebody has to.

Come on.

What about the strength game, the one

with the sledgehammer and the bell?

Yeah, the chess team picked that one.

I know.

What about... Ooh!

What about a dunking booth?

Swimming team picked it.

Damn it!

I know, dude! Who saw that one coming?

Okay, do you think Mia

would like this one?

Because I think it makes my eyes pop,

and I really want to kiss her on Friday.

Come on! Today was the first time

the OMGs ever spoke to me.

Do you really think Mia knows who you are?

Baby steps, Elle. Baby steps.

Lee, come on. She's a varsity cheerleader.

Basically, the only way she'd ever

make out with you is if you paid for it.

Kissing booth!

Kissing booth!

Oh, that is the perfect

carnival fundraiser!

Yes! Oh, also,

I love the irony. The girl who's never

been kissed does a kissing booth? What?

Yes, irony is a cruel mistress indeed.

Okay, well, now all we need

is the student council to approve it.

Yes. Don't worry. Leave that to me.

Okay. Wait.

What about this one?

Mia will love it.

Really?

No, dude! It's awful!

Dammit!

Psst.

Psst.

Psst.

Oh Mickey you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind...

Yearbook!

Oh, Mickey, what a pity

you don't understand

You take me by the heart

and you take me by the hand

Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty,

can't you understand?

It's guys like you, Mickey...

I can't believe you actually

gave him your number.

Well, it was a really nice apology.

Plus, that whole skirt thing

was priceless!

If word gets out that fighting me

is a way of getting your number,

I am in for a super long junior year.

Oh, I wouldn't really call it a fight.

Mmm.

I think I'm gonna go out with Tuppen.

Unless you think I shouldn't.

No, actually, I think you should.

You're gonna have to go on a date

eventually.

Right?

You know?

So?

God, what do people even do on dates?

I don't know.

Sit around and eat food, I guess.

Hey, you

You wanna learn the Yippie?

Let me show you how it's done...

All right!

Okay.

My heart is beating so fast.

That is just fine.

Okay, listen. Can you just

keep your phone on you?

Because I know myself and I'm gonna

run out of things to talk about

and I really want to call you...

No.

I know myself.

No! Do not call me.

Okay? If he can't see

how completely baller you are,

Then he's not the right guy for you.

Oh! You can be so sweet

when you want to be.

Oh, I know!

Kill it.

Okay, thank you for driving me.

Totally.

Love you. Bye!

Love you.

Have a good time!

But not too good of a time!

God! What is wrong with me?

Is my butt too big?

Am I some sort of freak or something?

No! You're awesome, all right?

Tuppen is just a dick. I don't know why

I told you to go out with him.

Maybe because he's the only guy

that's ever asked me out.

Stop it, all right? Tuppen isn't worth it.

You're way too good for him.

Plus I heard he's got like, three nipples.

Just saying.

Thanks for doing this for me.

Are you kidding me? I live for this sh*t.

Alrighty. Hit the road.

You had your shot.

Keep on moving, bud.

I need to talk to Elle.

Lee, it's okay.

So,

running a bit late now, are we?

Look. I'm sorry I stood you up.

I really did want to go out with you.

I just thought you deserve

a little bit of an explanation.

That would be nice.

Flynn...

told me that it wouldn't be smart

if I showed up for our date tonight.

Noah?

Yeah.

That literally makes no sense.

It's true, and it's not just me.

He's been going around

telling all the guys not to ask you out

for a while now.

What?

Sh*t.

There's others?

You can't tell him I told you.

Why do you care?

No b*obs are worth a broken nose.

Fine!

I got to go.

Go! Whatever!

Leave!

But just so you know,

my b*obs are fantastic!

Yes, some would even say breathtaking!

Sh*t.

You do realize

that you're not my dad, right?

Look, you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.

Kiddo? Oh, my God.

Oh, if you were here,

I would beat you with my shoe,

Tuppen is a player.

So are you!

And that's why I know he's wrong for you.

You're gonna thank me one day.

Okay.

Well, today is not that day.

It is not your job to monitor

my dating life. Do you understand me?

The days of you controlling my life

are over!

We'll see about that.

Next proposal is from the dance club.

Elle Evans and Lee Flynn.

You have an accent.

Sorry.

I thought that was gonna be funnier.

And what is your idea for the fundraiser?

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