The Kissing Booth Page #3

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Um...

Sorry.

Okay.

We have an idea that we think

everyone will be very excited about.

But first, we want to thank you

for your time

and ask that you withhold any...

Kissing booth!

Yeah, we want to do a kissing booth.

Hmm.

Okay, I think I speak for everyone

when I say kissing is the number one cause

of all germs, cavities,

shingles, gingivitis,

cold sores...

Ew.

Uh, it would be totally voluntary.

And no tongue,

because we're not the French.

Most of us.

I'm British, you wanker!

Excuse me,

but would you be working the booth?

Me?

No.

We're just the organizers.

But I can assure you,

we have some real A-listers lined up.

You can count on that.

Would Flynn be working the kissing booth?

Ha! Noah?

You'd have a better chance getting

Miley Cyrus to become a nun...

Absolutely! No, Flynn

will be working the booth.

I promise. Flynn will be there.

Hmph.

You're about to witness

a family tradition.

For as long as I can remember,

we've had lunch with the Flynns

every Sunday.

Hey, guys.

Hey!

That's Mrs. Flynn.

She's sort of a surrogate mom to me.

I couldn't have made it through the years

without her.

How's school going?

Let's just say, "interesting."

I don't know what that means, but I want

to hear all the gory details later.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi there.

And how's my favorite little man?

I'm okay.

Hey, Noah! I haven't seen you

since you got back from football camp.

They got you starting again?

Well... he'll be lucky if he makes it

through the season.

He goes and gets into a fight

on the first day of school.

Really? What happened?

Tell him.

Here it comes.

It was just an argument over something

that happened at football camp.

Excuse me.

Wonder why he didn't say anything.

Our booth is going to kick ass

at the carnival.

Oh, and news update...

Mia stopped me in the hall and said

that she's going to the party tonight.

She wanted to make sure

that I would be there.

Well, sir, I wish you

the best of luck with that.

Oh, I have to go to practice right now.

Can you still give me

a ride afterwards?

Oh, I can't. I'm taking my parents

to the airport.

But Noah can give you a ride.

Convince him to do the booth.

You're gonna have to ask him

eventually.

We're having a party at my place

tonight if you guys want to come.

My parents aren't going to be home,

so there's gonna be drinks.

My brother will be there, but you know.

Hey.

I'll catch you guys later.

Bye.

He's so cute!

Hey.

Lee said that you're gonna give me a ride.

Yeah.

Where's your car?

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Look, I have a spare helmet.

You'll be fine.

I'm not gonna get on that thing

like one of your make-out girls.

They don't all make out with me.

Okay, so like,

95% of them make out with me, but that is

clearly not what's happening here,

so if you could just

get on the damned bike please.

It's so beautiful outside,

I think I'm gonna go for a run.

Are you serious? It's like five miles.

What?

Are you serious?

I'm sorry. Can't hear you.

I'll see you at the party, okay?

No, you won't. I told you not to come.

Better get used to disappointment!

See? I knew that you could hear me.

You and me in silhouette...

What?

We gonna hip shake, escape...

No.

Do the things we never did...

Hey guys!

Need peeps to work our kissing booth.

You in?

You know how it feels like nicotine...

No thanks. I'd rather be a customer.

Not in this lifetime, girl!

Never gonna happen.

You're kidding, right?

Oh, hell no!

This could be a problem.

Heart attack

Hey, uh-huh uh-huh

Hey, uh-huh uh-huh

Heartbeat, rewind

Turned up, amplified

We can do it how we like

Whoa uh oh

Bang bang, young drunk...

Hey!

So nobody wants to work the booth.

Getting those A-listers

may be harder than I thought.

We need to up our game.

I really want to pull this off.

Cool.

You see? I told you she'd come.

Hey, Ellen! Come here!

The OMGs want to talk to me

twice in one week!

All right!

Oh, and tell Mia I'm awesome.

Yeah, for sure.

Hey!

Hey, girl!

What's Gucci?

You will love this.

Tastes like green.

Oh, no, I really don't drink.

Just shoot it, girl!

Go!

Get it, girl.

Mmm!

Ooh.

Wow! That does taste like green!

I know, right?

So have you asked him yet?

Asked who?

Flynn, silly!

About the booth.

Oh, he looks busy.

You're funny!

I love this hoe!

I love you!

Go!

Go!

Right now?

Go!

Okay!

Yes, honey! Get it!

I haven't seen Lee.

What?

The OMG Girls want to know

if you'll do our kissing booth.

No.

Okay, you win, Noah.

You want me to wash your motorcycle?

Polish your trophies?

Did you just put hands on me?

Easybake Oven is downstairs, b*tch!

Okay, you should probably leave.

What?

She's like important to my family,

which kind of makes her important to me.

Are you for serious?

Leave.

Uh, sorry I ruined your make-out sesh.

Oh, it's fine.

She kind of tasted like Cheetos anyway.

That's gross.

So...

Kissing booth?

Absolutely not.

Awesome.

Oh, my God! That was so savage!

That girl totally left!

Yeah.

You'll love this.

Tastes like pink.

Ooh!

So, Flynn's still doing the booth?

Between us girls,

Noah Flynn basically does

whatever I tell him.

Woo!

We can dance if you want to

We can leave your friends behind...

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, yeah! That's right! That's what

happens when you mess with me.

You're holding it completely wrong. Just...

Warren! Can you just play the game?

I know how to hold a controller.

Oh, yes! Come on! You got it!

Boring!

Drink! Drink! Drink!

We can dance, we can dance

We're doing it wall to wall

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody's takin' a chance

Safety dance...

Holy sh*t, bro! Check it out.

Oh, my gosh!

It's hot out here!

Dude!

Oh, no

I'm totally dying.

No!

I'm taking this off.

I bet you she does. I bet you.

No.

Who cares?

We should go skinny dipping!

Absolutely!

Yearbook!

Yeah!

Dude, let's do it!

Woo!

Okay...

Here I come. I'm gonna...

Who is this? Are you... are you

a girl princess or a boy princess?

You smell good.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

I'm in Noah's t-shirt!

Oh, no!

Dress is missing

but underwear is still on.

Okay. We can work with that.

Oh, sweet mercy!

Sorry.

It's okay.

I didn't mean to wake you.

I was just grabbing some clothes.

So, how bad was I?

You were about to strip on the pool table

in front of a bunch of guys

and then go skinny dipping.

I carried you out

before too much came off.

Oh, and you threw up on your dress.

Noah, I am so sorry.

It's okay. But I mean, this is exactly

what I was talking about, Shelly.

Oh, this is so embarrassing!

Oh, I hope I didn't snore.

Elle, I...

I slept in the guest room.

Oh, yeah.

Of course.

Okay.

I am assuming the t-shirt means

you saw me in my underwear?

Yep.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Okay!

Shorts, please!

Can you... please?

Noah!

Noah!

All right, fine.

I'll just get it myself!

Stop pulling!

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