The Ladykillers
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- 1955
- 91 min
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GOOD MORNING. GOOD
MORNING, MR. WILLIAMS.
GOOD MORNING, MA'AM.
GOOD MORNING.
MORNING, MRS. WILBERFORCE.
GOOD MORNING, MR. BROWN.
MORNING, MADAM.
GOOD MORNING.
FETCH THE SUPERINTENDENT.
TELL HIM IT'S MRS. WILBERFORCE.
- GOOD MORNING, MA'AM.
- GOOD MORNING, SERGEANT.
AH, GOOD MORNING,
MRS. WILBERFORCE.
GOOD MORNING, SUPERINTENDENT.
AND THE SPACESHIP...
SPACESHIP? THAT SHE SAW IN HER
GARDEN LAST WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON.
SHE NEVER SAW I IN THE FIRST PLACE.
OH, I'M VERY RELIEVED
TO HEAR THAT.
ON WEDNESDAY IN CHILDREN'S HOUR, THEY
WERE DOING A LITTLE PLAY CALLED...
IT'S OBVIOUS.
THE WHOLE THING:
WAS JUST A DREAM.
SHE QUITE REFUSED TO COME HERE
OF OFFICIAL WHEELS...
HAVEN'T BEEN SET IN MOTION. NOW,
YOU MUSTN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, MA'AM.
FOR THIS ADDITIONAL INFORMATION.
DUTY TO COME HERE AND EXPLAIN.
I CAN'T THINK WHY THEY'D WAN TO COME TO OUR WORLD, CAN YOU?
MA'AM, I CAN'T EITHER.
OVERCROWDED ALREADY, DON'T WE?
WAS A GIRL, QUITE DIFFERENT.
SUPERINTENDENT. AH, YOUR UMBRELLA,
REALLY. PERHAPS THAT'S THE REASON.
WELL, I WON'T KEEP YOU,
SUPERINTENDENT.
THANK YOU, MRS. WILBERFORCE,
WE'RE ALWAYS MORE
THANK YOU.
ANYONE ABOUT THE ADVERTISEMENT?
NEVER MIND.
MISS WHIPPLE.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
PRETTY POLLY.
ALL RIGHT, MY DEAR.
OH, DARLING. WATER.
HELP, HELP!
? THAT'S THE TIME
THEY LONG FOR?
HELP!
HEY, OVER HERE.
MRS. WILBERFORCE?
YES?
I UNDERSTAND:
OH, THE ROOMS, YES. WON'T YOU
COME IN, PLEASE? THANK YOU.
MY NAME'S MARCUS.
PROFESSOR MARCUS. OH,
YES, I HAVE TWO,
RIGHT BACK- YES.
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME A MOMEN WHILE I PUT THIS AWAY, PLEASE?
I'M AFRAID IT'S QUITE IMPOSSIBLE TO
MAKE IT HANG EVENLY, PROFESSOR MARCUS.
SUBSIDENCE?
FROM THE BOMBING.
NO LONGER STRUCTURALLY SOUND.
BUT THE TWO ROOMS AT THE REAR,
THEN YOU LIVE HERE ALL ALONE? YES.
I THINK I SHOULD TELL YOU, PROFESSOR, I'M
UNABLE TO PROVIDE BREAKFAST OR EARLY MORNING TEA.
AND THE BEDROOM:
AN AIRING, DON'T THEY?
I'M AFRAID THERE'S
NO PROPER SERVICE.
MOST EXHILARATING.
ADMIRABLY, MRS. WILBERFORCE.
OH.
I SHALL MOVE IN TOMORROW IF THA IS CONVENIENT TO YOU. TOMORROW?
OH.
HELLO.
WHAT'S THAT?
WHO'S TALKING?
HE BELONGED TO MY LATE HUSBAND.
I HAD FOUR.
HUSBANDS?
NO, PARROTS. AND NOW
I'VE ONLY THREE. PARROTS.
MRS. WILBERFORCE.
SOME FRIENDS AND I HAVE FORMED
THEN YOU'RE A MUSICIAN,
NO, NO, NO. MERELY AN
AMATEUR, YOU UNDERSTAND.
NOW, WOULD IT BE AGREEABLE TO YOU IF
- IF YOU WERE TO PRACTICE HERE?
OH, PROFESSOR MARCUS,
SITTING ROOM, I'LL FIND YOU A KEY.
THEN YOU CAN LET YOURSELF IN...
SHOULD I HAPPEN TO BE OU WHEN YOU ARRIVE.
LET MY FRIENDS IN OF AN EVENING.
WITHOUT DISTURBING YOU.
OH, IT WOULDN' DISTURB ME IN THE LEAST.
I HAVE VERY FEW FRIENDS. IT'LL BE VERY
PLEASANT HAVING SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE AGAIN.
LITTLE COMPANIONS.
YOU SEE?
THAT'S ADMIRAL BEATTY
MILDRED.
THREE GUINEAS, I THINK THE
- NO, PLEASE. THAT WILL DO QUITE WELL WHEN YOU COME TOMORROW.
I DO HOPE YOU WON' HESITATE TO ASK.
AND CHARMING HOUSE.
SUCH PRETTY WINDOWS.
THANK YOU. I'M RATHER
AFRAID THE POSITION-
AND DIDN'T SOMEONE SAY, "THE
EYES ARE THE WINDOWS OF THE SOUL"?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW, BU IT'S SUCH A CHARMING THOUGHT.
I DO HOPE:
SOMEONE EXPRESSED IT.
WELL,AU REVOIR.
GOOD MORNING, PROFESSOR
MARCUS. TILL TOMORROW.
DID YOU UNDERSTAND ALL THAT?
? BUT I SAW THEM LAST NIGH HAVING, OH, SUCH A TIME?
ALL RIGHT, MRS. WILBERFORCE.
I'LL ANSWER IT.
AH, GOOD EVENING,
MAJOR COURTNEY.
GOOD EVENING, PROFESSOR.
MRS. WILBERFORCE,
WILBERFORCE? I'M HONORED.
COME IN, GENTLEMEN.
COME IN.
MAY I INTRODUCE MR. LAWSON? HOW
DO YOU DO, GENTLEMEN? MR. LAWSON.
AND MR. ROBINSON.
MRS. WILBERFORCE.
- MR. ROBINSON.
- YOU'RE THE CELLIST, MR. LAWSON?
- UH, WHAT, MA'AM?
HE'S THE CELLIST. YEAH. I'M THE, UH-
THERE'S ONLY MR. HARVEY TO COME.
GO UPSTAIRS.
YES. YES.
EXCUSE ME, MRS. WILBERFORCE.
OH, I'M SO SORRY, MAJOR.
HERE.
NOT "DOC" THIS TIME, HARRY.
PROFESSOR.
GOOD EVENING, MR. HARVEY.
IT IS MR. HARVEY, ISN'T IT?
COME IN. COME IN.
OUR MRS. WILBERFORCE.
THE TEMPERAMENTAL ONE.
OH.
COMFORTABLE, GENTLEMEN. UPSTAIRS.
WITH YOUR EFFORTS.
PROFESSOR MARCUS
HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
- THANK YOU.
WHO'S SHE?
YOU TOLD HER SO MUCH ABOUT US?
WITH THESE THINGS?
WHO IS SHE?
NOT NOISES,
ONE ROUND, MUSIC.
I SAID, WHAT DOES SHE MEAN, YOU
- SHH.
I TELL YOU,
IF WE HAVE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO BRING
OUT THE MONEY, LET'S GET A PROFESSIONAL.
WE'LL BRING IT OUT OURSELVES. MAKE
A SPECTACULAR GETAWAY, YOU MEAN.
AT 70 MILES AN HOUR IN THE HEAR OF LONDON IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
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