The Ladykillers Page #2
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WE'LL TAKE IT BACK INTO THE STATION
WHAT ANY INTELLIGENT POLICEMAN
YOU'VE QUITE A FLAIR,
CAN'T YOU APPRECIATE THAT MRS. WILBERFORCE
IS NOT A MERE APPENDAGE TO MY PLAN,
YEAH.
HOW DO WE KNOW WE CAN TRUST HER TO DO I RIGHT IF SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING?
ONE ROUND?
SWEET LITTLE OLD LADY LIKE HER,
ON A STICKUP CAPER.
I TELL YOU, I DON'T LIKE OLD LADIES.
I DON'T LIKE HAVING THEM AROUND.
I CAN'T STAND THEM.
YOU'VE ALL BECOME TOO ABSORBED,
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T.
YOU KNOW, PROFESSOR,
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT THE LEAST BI LIKE AMATEURS.
YOU REALLY MUST BE PROFESSIONALS.
RATHER PROUD...
OF MR. HARVEY'S TIMBRE.
MR. LAWSON- QUITE DELIGHTFUL.
MAY I ASK YOU WHERE YOU STUDIED?
WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY STUDY
ANYPLACE, LADY. I JUST PICKED IT UP.
YOU KNOW, I WAS SO SURPRISED WHEN
I HEARD WHAT YOU WERE PLAYING.
IT BROUGHT BACK SOMETHING THAT REALLY
I'D COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT.
MY 21st BIRTHDAY PARTY.
YOU SEE, MY FATHER
HAD ENGAGED A STRING QUINTET...
IN THE EVENING.
PLAYING BOCCHERINI,
THE OLD QUEEN HAD PASSED AWAY.
AND THAT WAS:
IN PANGBOURNE.
OLD QUEEN WHO?
LOOK, I DON'T CARE HOW WE DO THIS
JOB, BUT LET'S LEAVE HER OUT OF IT.
I SAY, HADN'T WE BETTER
DISCUSS IT LATER?
I WANT IT SETTLED HERE AND NOW.
ALL RIGHT, LOUIS.
THE PLAN, MY PLAN.
MAJOR, IF WE DON'T USE MRS. "W,"
IF WE CALL IN SOMEONE ELSE, WE'LL
EACH HAVE TO TAKE A SMALLER CUT.
YES.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT MEANS, I WANT HER
OUT OF IT. TWO FOR HER, ONE AGAINST.
HARRY? I JUST DON'T THINK WE CAN
DEPEND ON A SCREWY OLD DAME LIKE THAT.
UH.
YOU GOING TO LEAVE A DECISION LIKE THIS
TO A THICK-EARED MUSCLE MAN LIKE HIM?
HOW WOULD HE KNOW? WHAT DO YOU
MEAN? I GOT A VOTE TOO, AIN'T I?
IT'S A DEMOCRACY, AIN'T IT? AND
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH MUSCLE ANYWAY?
OKAY, I'M WITH YOU AND THE MAJOR.
MRS. LOPSIDED JUST GOT ELECTED.
OF ALL THE STUPID WAYS TO DECIDE. BRAVO.
A MAJORITY DECISION
TO DO THE INTELLIGENT THING.
LOUIS, YOU ACCEPT THAT DECISION, OR YOU
PACK UP YOUR FIDDLE AND PLAY ELSEWHERE.
ALL RIGHT.
I'VE NEVER WORKED WITH YOU BEFORE,
AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
BUT MAJOR HAS, AND HE SAYS YOU'VE GO QUITE A REPUTATION AS A MASTER BRAIN.
HE'D BETTER BE RIGHT. IF YOU DO YOUR
JOB AS WELL AS MRS. "W" WILL DO HERS,
YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT YOUR PLAN.
'CAUSE HER PART SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SOMEBODY
DREAMT UP IN THE BOOBY HATCH TO WHILE AWAY-
WELL, NOW.
SHALL I BE MOTHER?
TRAIN NOW ARRIVING
AT PLATFORM ONE...
IS THE ONE-FIVE FROM CAMBRIDGE.
EXCUSE ME, MAJOR COURTNEY,
LIKE SOME TEA, MAJOR COURTNEY?
NO, THANK YOU, MRS. WILBERFORCE.
PLEASE DON'T BOTHER.
IF YOU'D PREFER.
NO, THANK YOU.
- YES, MRS. WILBERFORCE?
- SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, MAJOR.
BUT BEFORE YOU START AGAIN, WOULD
ONE OF YOU HOLD GENERAL GORDON FOR ME?
I HAVE TO GIVE HIM HIS MEDICINE, YOU
SEE. I CAN'T QUITE MANAGE BY MYSELF.
GIVING MRS. WILBERFORCE A HAND?
IT'S A PLEASURE,
MRS. WILBERFORCE, I ASSURE YOU.
I HOPE THAT ALL YOU GENTLEMEN WILL
EXCUSE ME. EXTREMELY KIND, MR. ROBINSON.
HE DOES DISLIKE TAKING HIS MEDICINE, BUT IF SOMEBODY
- I'LL DO IT RIGHT AWAY FOR YOU.
I'D BETTER ASK THE VET TO MAKE
YOU LEAVE IT TO ME, MA'AM. I'M
VERY GOOD WITH BIRDS. OH, REALLY?
TEA, COFFEE, MEND THE PLUMBING,
- OW!
- OH, I'M SO SORRY. I DO APOLOGIZE.
NO, NO, NO. I ASSURE YOU, HE'S
HASN'T HE?
I'LL GET A BANDAGE.
NO, DON'T BOTHER, MRS.
WILBERFORCE. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
DECKS YOURSELF, YOU FILTHY-LOOKING-
OH, DEAR. OH, DEAR.
POOR MR. ROBINSON.
I'M SO SORRY,
MAJOR COURTNEY,
HAS BITTEN MR. ROBINSON'S FINGER.
NOW HE'S ON TOP OF THE CABINE AND REFUSES TO COME DOWN.
MR. ROBINSON IS ON TOP OF THE CABINET?
NO, MR. HARVEY. GENERAL GORDON.
MR. LAWSON,
YOU'RE THE TALLEST.
SURE, I'LL GET HIM, MA'AM.
I FEEL I'M BEING SUCH A BOTHER. HOW COULD
YOU POSSIBLY THINK A THING LIKE THAT?
...VERY FOND OF PARROTS, AND THEY WERE
AT SEA FOR MANY YEARS WITH MY HUSBAND.
HERE, I'LL DO IT.
- ALL RIGHT, PAVLOVA.
- CAPTAIN WILBERFORCE WAS IN THE MERCANTILE MARINES.
- OH,
HELLO.
COME HERE, BIRDIE.
DO BE CAREFUL, MR. LAWSON.
GENERAL GORDON, GENERAL GORDON.
MR. ROBINSON,
DO CATCH HIM.
DO CATCH HIM. MR. LAWSON, IT'S ALL
RIGHT. HE'LL HELP YOU IN A MINUTE.
GENERAL GORDON. DON'T OPEN THE
DOOR, MAJOR. HE MUSTN'T GET OUT.
MR. LAWSON-
MR. ROBINSON. GIVE US A HAND, WILL YOU?
...IN THE CONSERVATORY.
OH!
YES, HE'LL GET HIM. HERE,
GENERAL. NICE BIRDIE.
HIM.
STEADY, STEADY. NO
- SURELY THE THREE OF YOU CAN CATCH A PARROT.
BUT THERE'S NO LADDER. SOMEBODY
GO ON, THEN.
WOUNDED IN THE HAND. GET HIM YOURSELF.
OH, I DO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE DISTURBANCE.
NOW, YOU REALLY
MUSTN'T TROUBLE ANYMORE.
FIRE BRIGADE AND LONG LADDERS.
OH, THE WICKED,
WICKED BIRD.
IT'S ALWAYS GENERAL GORDON TOO.
HE'S THE NAUGHTY ONE. THAT'S RIGHT.
DON'T CARE IF HE'S A FIELD MARSHAL.
LAND AHOY!
OH, DEAR.
GENERAL GORDON.
ON HEIGHTS, YOU KNOW.
NEVER MIND.
I'LL GET HIM.
ALL ABOARD.
- SORRY, MA'AM- - IT'S ALL
OH, MR. LAWSON. THAT'S GREAT.
PRETTY POLLY.
GOOD MORNING, LOUIS.
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