The Landlord
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- Year:
- 1970
- 112 min
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1, 2, 3.
NOW, CHILDREN,
ELGAR?
[AIRPLANE FLIES OVER]
THANK YOU, HEYWOOD.
AHH.
[HORN HONKS]
IT'S JUST THA I GET THE FEELING
THAT WE'RE ALL--
I MEAN, EVERYBODY--
BLACK, WHITE, YELLOW,
DEMOCRAT, COMMUNIST,
REPUBLICANS,
OLD PEOPLE, YOUNG PEOPLE,
WHATEVER...
IN MY SHOP, GIRL.
IS NEXT?
WE'RE ALL LIKE
[HORN HONKS]
GOSH,
YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
BABY?
AHEM.
BRAND NEW WAY:
I MEAN, ANYTHING
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
AND I'VE NEVER
THAT THE WORLD:
WAS CHANGING:
IT STARTED UP:
THEN IT SPREAD:
THE PEOPLE BEGAN
AND WHEN JEREMIAH
WOKE ME UP:
THAT DREAM:
SO LIKE:
WHO'S ALSO A CANCERIAN--
SEE, I'M A CANCERIAN--
AND HOME:
IS VERY IMPORTANT,
TO MAKE IT.
SO, UH...
MONEY'S NEVER BEEN
THE PROBLEM.
AND SEE WHERE:
WE'VE GOT TO FIGH FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN
BRAND NEW WAY:
BRAND NEW DAY:
BRAND NEW WAY:
SO, SH*T,
ACTUALLY,
IT'S A TENEMENT HOUSE.
DON'T INVESTIGATE
HOW CAN YOU:
BE SURPRISED?
WITH THE IMAGE:
FOR SHOUTIN' NOW
YOU'RE GONNA HUR MY FAITH HERE
BUT THE RAYS OF LIGH WON'T HIDE FOREVER
WHEN THE SUN:
COMES SHININ' THROUGH
OH, IT'S
THE GODDAMN TENANTS OU AND RIP IT OUT.
LOTS OF MOLDING.
UH-HUH
BRAND NEW DAY:
YEAH,
YEAH,
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
YOU BETTER CHECK
YOURSELF:
I WANT TO RIP OU ALL THE FLOORS
ALL THE WAY:
AND THEN HANG:
SPECTACULAR, PSYCHEDELIC,
SON-OF-A-BITCHIN' LIGH FROM THE CEILING.
IS THAT BEAUTIFUL?
BON TON HEIGHTS:
WILL START A TREND
IN URBAN RENEWAL,
MR. ENDERS.
RESTORED LANDMARKS
WILL BE THE LATES SCREAM, I'M SURE.
MR. FARCUS' PLACE
GOING SO WELL:
WILL INSPIRE YOU
TO FEEL ROSY ABOU YOUR NEW PLACE.
MY, MY. SHOPPING
WITHOUT STOPPING.
OH, MR. FARCUS.
ENID.
STREET MUSIC.
ISN'T IT MARVELOUS?
THIS IS MR. ENDERS.
UH, I'M ELGAR ENDERS.
YOUR HOUSE:
IS JUST GREAT.
IT'S JUST FANTASTIC.
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD'S
IS THE BEGINNING
OF AN INCLINATION, HUH?
WHAT IS THAT?
EVICTION POWDER.
EVICTION POWDER?
WHAT'S EVICTION POWDER?
OH, IT'S NOTHING,
MR. ENDERS.
JUST A LITTLE VOODOO.
HA HA HA!
ONLY $25, MAN!
YOU'RE LYING!
YOU'RE LYING,
MAN!
I WOKE UP:
ONE MORNING, MAN,
I THOUGHT I WAS:
HA HA HA!
THE NIGHT BEFORE.
HERE COMES:
THE WHITE TORNADO.
HEY, MAN!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
PEDALS DOWN THERE.
ONE'S A BRAKE.
THAT THING YOU GO YOUR HAND ON,
THAT'S
OH! NO GOOD.
NO GOOD, MY MAN.
UH-OH!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
WHAT IS THIS:
WE HAVE HERE?
OH...
COME CLOSER.
HEH HEH HEH!
I'M ELGAR ENDERS,
THE NEW LANDLORD.
YOU THE NEW:
LANDLORD?
THE NEW LANDLORD, MAN.
IN THE HOUSE.
PUT IT DOWN:
RIGHT THERE.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
OH!
WHOO!
D'ARTAGNAN'S
GONNA STRIKE AGAIN!
AAH!
DID YOU SEE THAT CA MOVE OUT, MAN?
[WHISTLE]
HEY, KIDS,
TO PICK UP:
THAT SPECIALLY PRICED
10--THAT'S RIGHT--
10-RECORD SE OF 200 CURREN UNDERGROUND HITS,
THAT'S RIGHT.
JUST SEND CHECK:
OR MONEY ORDER:
TO "DAVIS HITS, BOX 5152,
BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN."
GROOVY!
WHO ARE YOU?
WALTER GEE COPEE.
MY NAME'S WALTER GEE.
YEAH.
GIVE ME $2.00.
WHAT?
GIVE ME $2.00.
HOLD $2.00,
I'LL LET YOU
TAKE ME HOME.
IF NOT,
YOU WILL, HUH?
GIMME, SPORT!
HELP!
ALL RIGHT!
SHUT UP NOW!
CIGARETTE, POPS?
[RADIO PLAYING
FUNK MUSIC]
YOU SMOKE?
NO.
[TURNS UP VOLUME]
HOME, LANDLORD.
BYE, LANDLORD!
[CLUNK]
HONKY!
WHO'S THAT?
NOW TURN AROUND:
AND MARCH YOUR BUNS OU BEFORE I SHOOT 'EM OU FROM UNDER YOU.
WHY ARE YOU:
'CAUSE MY HOROSCOPE
WAS COMING TODAY,
AND, MARGE,
HERE IT IS.
GET MOVIN'
OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE
AND I'M A WREN TIT.
MOVE IT!
IF YOU'RE A LANDLORD,
HOW COME YOU AIN'T GO NO DOOR KEYS?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IF YOU'RE FIGURING ON
CARRYING OU A SEXUAL ATTACK ON ME,
YOU BETTER LEARN
THE KARATE BOOGALOO
AND YOU'RE
DISREGARDING YOUR LEASE
BY PRACTICING WHATEVER
YOU'RE PRACTICING HERE
WITH THESE READINGS.
I'LL HAVE YOU
THROWN OUT.
THAT'LL BE RUNNING
AN ILLEGAL BUSINESS,
NONPAYMENT OF RENT,
AND MANSLAUGHTER.
A LANDLORD?
ALL RIGHT?
IS THAT YOU:
RIGHT THERE?
HUH?
TWO MONTHS BACK REN YOU OWE ME.
ALL HERE:
IN THIS BOOK.
YOU LOOK LIKE:
COME ON, LANDLORD.
LET'S EAT.
[HUMMING]
OLD DUBOISE UPSTAIRS,
TALKING ABOUT BEING
SOME COLLEGE PRESIDENT.
COLLEGE PRESIDENT?
COLLEGE PRESIDENT.
SURE. SOME COLLEGE
ACROSS TOWN.
I NEVER HEARD:
OF NO COLLEGE:
SELLING DEGREES:
FOR $50.
THEN THERE'S
THE UNEARTHLY:
CUMBERSONS.
UNEARTHLY?
YEAH.
THEY'VE BEEN HERE
ABOUT 25 YEARS.
BUT TWICE.
UH, THAT'S, UH...
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
IT WOULD BE:
ALIVE?
OH, THEY IS.
I HEAR 'EM
ROLLIN' AROUND
DOWNSTAIRS.
LISTEN, YOU SHOULD'VE
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