The Landlord Page #2
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- Year:
- 1970
- 112 min
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FOR THE TENANTS:
ASSOCIATION:
RENT STRIKE.
WHAT RENT STRIKE?
DON'T WORRY.
IT WON'T HAPPEN.
HOW THEY GONNA GE A RENT STRIKE?
AIN'T NOBODY PAID REN LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER.
OF COURSE, UM...
THERE COULD BE:
BUT YOU WOULDN' GET THAT, EITHER.
THAT WOULD GO:
TO MR. LIPSCHULTZ.
ANY RENT?
POOR SOUL.
LORD KNOWS:
PASSED AWAY.
HE PASSED AWAY?
RAT.
BIG AS A DOG.
CHASED HIM:
THE BROOM CLOSET.
I THINK:
ABOUT THREE MONTHS.
GIVE THEM AS:
BAR MITZVAH PRESENTS?
GOTTA HAVE MORE:
GUN CONTROL.
DON'T WORRY.
THOUGH I KNOW:
WITH SUFFERING.
DON'T SAY THAT.
HEY, MARGE!
MARGE, HAVE YOU
PROWLING AROUND HERE--
YOU.
IT WAS YOU.
IT WAS ME?
DON'T DENY IT,
DEGENERATE.
WALTER GEE MONEY.
NOW HE'S SICK
ON CIGARETTES.
CHAIN-SMOKING,
SO I KNOW:
SOME CHILD MOLESTER
GAVE HIM MONEY.
WHY DO YOU:
LET HIM SMOKE?
YOU MUST KNOW:
ALL DAY.
I CAN'T WATCH
EVERYTHING HE DOES.
WHAT? YOU'RE FRYING HAIR
IN THIS BUILDING?
I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE
FOR FRYING HAIR.
FOR FRYING HAIR.
AND DO HAIR...QUEENIE.
I'M NO A HAIRDRESSER.
FANNY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THE NEW LANDLORD.
THE NEW LANDLORD.
OH, LORD, AIN' THIS A SHAME?
MATTER OF FACT,
YOUR NAME IS, UH...
MRS. COPEE.
RIGHT.
MY HUSBAND'S BEEN ILL.
MRS. COPEE...
HE HAS THIS:
NERVOUS CONDITION.
HE HAS HEADACHES, TOO.
THE DOCTOR SAID:
HE SHOULD HAVE:
HIS OWN ROOM.
FOUR MONTHS' BACK RENT.
IS THAT POSSIBLE?
OH, ANYTHING'S
POSSIBLE, SUGAR.
WHAT WAS IT?
THAT'S, UH...
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE,
MRS. COPEE.
IT IS?
LOOK, WHY DON'T WE
AT LENGTH?
IF YOU WISH.
PROMISE ME YOU WON' SMOKE ANYMORE.
I PROMISE.
WHAT'S THAT?
UH, BYE.
I THINK, UH...
WALTER GEE!
WALTER GEE,
YOU COME:
BACK HERE.
HEY, DUBOISE,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
HELLO, FANNY.
COPEE IN TROUBLE
THIS AIN'T NO PIG
THIS TIME, SUGAR.
LANDLORD.
LANDLORD...
PROFESSOR DUBOISE.
PROFESSOR DUBOISE,
I SWEAR, HE THINKS
ON THIS EARTH:
AS A PUNISHMENT.
OF COURSE,
I DON'T HOLD
WITH NO SACRILEGIOUS
TALK LIKE THAT.
MM-HMM.
AIR CONDITIONING IN HERE?
OH, UH...
YOU HAVE SOME:
COMPLAINTS,
MRS. COPEE?
YOU'RE SERIOUS?
UH...YEAH.
I SURE DO.
SIT.
I'LL JUST, UH...
AHEM.
NOW--
UH...WHA SPECIFIC COMPLAINTS
DO YOU HAVE, MRS. COPEE?
PLASTERING JOB,
THE OVEN DOOR'S BROKE.
THE ROOF LEAKS,
TO BE A LANDLORD.
YOU SAID THE, UH...
THE ROOF, UH... RUNS,
AND THE TOILET...
TOILET LEAKS.
MMM.
NOBODY'D TAKE YOU
FOR A LANDLORD.
YOU COULD PASS:
FOR A HUMAN BEING.
THING TO SAY, MRS. COPEE,
A GOOD LANDLORD:
WHAT YOU MEAN,
[MAN'S VOICE]
WHO'S THAT YOU GO THERE WITH YOU?
OH, IT'S
THE NEW LANDLORD.
THAT'S MY HUSBAND.
AH.
NOW, UH...
ABOUT THE RENT,
MRS. COPEE,
ARE YOU--
LANDLORD...
THESE ARROWS:
HAVE BEEN DIPPED
IN FANNY'S
BARBECUE SAUCE:
DEATH SLOW...
AND MORE AGONIZING
TO ITS UNFORTUNATE VICTIM.
LANDLORD,
YOU HAVE UNTIL:
TO VACATE:
THESE PREMISES.
1...
2...
3!
[LAUGHING]
ABOUT MY SPARERIBS,
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
OH, MOTHER...
I'M SORRY.
AFTER THIS.
THEN YOUR FATHER...
OH, GOD.
KEEP TALKING.
I HEAR YOU.
FROM THE TOP.
1...2...
ABOUT MY HOUSE, MOTHER.
WHAT HOUSE, DEAR?
I'M IN LOVE
WITH THIS HOUSE.
1, 2...
3, 4, 5, 6--
DON'T DO THAT, DEAR.
I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP YOU.
I'VE INVESTED
IN REAL ESTATE.
YOU HAVE INVESTED
IN REAL ESTATE?
OSCAR.
OSCAR.
YES. YES.
YES, JOYCE.
OSCAR.
DARLING, LISTEN,
OSCAR, I PROMISE YOU,
WE'LL DANCE OUR BRAINS OU TOMORROW AT 10:00.
WITHOUT INTERRUPTION.
PRACTICE PUSHING.
PUSHING.
I WILL, CIAO.
CIAO, DARLING.
UH-HUH.
INSUFFERABLE:
DANCE GODDESS.
"RHYTHM, RHYTHM."
ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
QUICKLY.
WHAT ARE YOU:
TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT INVESTMENT?
WHAT IS THAT, BRANDY?
OH.
GOD.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU LOOKED LIKE:
LIKE YOUR FATHER
AW, JOYCE,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
YOU'RE DRUNK
AND UPSET.
WHY?
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTAN THING I'VE EVER DONE.
I'M A CANCERIAN--
HOME'S VERY IMPORTANT.
YOU'RE A LEO.
NO, I'M A CANCER.
THE 15th OF JULY.
SON OF A B*TCH.
WHEN WAS I BORN?
MOTHER!
FOUL-MOUTH.
LITTLE FOUL-MOUTH.
MOTHER, DON'T DO THAT.
YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES.
THEN IT'S
MY ITALIAN CLASS,
ABOUT DATES.
YOU SEE THAT,
MY DARLING PUSSYCAT?
IN THIS HOUSE, MOTHER.
WILL YOU TELL ME WHA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
DO IT--OUT THERE
I CAN'T DO I OUT IN THE GUEST HOUSE.
YOU THINK:
I DON'T THINK
WHY DON'T YOU
WRITE FOLK SONGS--
IN YOUR ROOM?
GET A BATH.
GET YOURSELF:
TOGETHER.
AND WASH EVERYWHERE.
OH, YOUR SISTER'S INVITED
WHAT'S HER NAME?
THEY'RE COMING IN
FROM WESTPORT.
PETER WHO?
PETER COOTES.
OH.
THE PETER COOTES.
OF COURSE.
DON'T GET SMART.
GET DRESSED, HUH?
ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
BIRD!
[GUNSHOTS]
WELL, IT'S A GREAT HOUSE.
I THINK SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO BEGIN:
TO INTEGRATE.
I CAN'T. I DON'T HAVE
BUT TO THINK...
THAT I HAVE A REALLY
FORWARD-LOOKING,
DEVIL-MAY-CARE
REVOLUTIONARY:
FOR MY BROTHER:
MAKES ME FEEL RIGH IN THE SWING OF THINGS.
I JUST HOPE:
YOU DON'T GET SHOT.
SUSAN, GOD.
HAVE YOUR PEOPLE
PLANNED ANY RALLIES
OR MARCHES:
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