The Landlord Page #3
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- Year:
- 1970
- 112 min
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OR ANYTHING:
LIKE THAT?
BIRD!
A FANTASTIC FAVOR?
WHATEVER YOU DO,
TO POOR PETER.
WITH THE NAPALM:
AND ALL THAT,
HE'S VERY SENSITIVE
AND, ELGAR...
WHAT?
I LOVE HIM.
[SNIFFING]
BIRD!
[GUNSHOTS]
ELGAR!
BURNING UP HERE?
WHAT IS THAT?
[COUGH]
UH...MY SOCKS
CAUGHT ON FIRE.
YOUR SOCKS:
CAUGHT ON FIRE.
WELL, PUT THEM OU AND GET DOWNSTAIRS,
PETER'S GETTING BORED.
TASTE GOOD?
GOD, I'D LOVE
A LITTLE DEN:
SOMEWHERE.
SUSAN, DEAR,
FALLING DOWN:
THE STAIRS:
LIKE THIS.
SUSU, YOU REALLY MUS GET A CHECKUP.
MAYBE IT'S CEREBRAL PALSY.
COULD BE YOU'RE
SMOKING TOO MUCH.
YOUNG MAN,
TALKING AGAINS THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY
IN THIS HOUSE.
MR. ENDERS?
MR. COOTES...
IN SOME CIRCLES,
YOU MIGHT SAY:
I AM TOBACCO.
THAT'S REALLY COOL,
MR. ENDERS.
UH, WE'RE NAPALM.
IS THAT ALL?
NO.
WE'RE, UH...
INSECTICIDE:
AND DEODORAN AND, UH...
[DOOR CLOSES]
MOM.
MOM.
SUSU. DAD.
SUSU. DAD.
SORRY WE'RE
LATE, GANG,
BUT THE TRAFFIC...
OH, GOD,
THE TRAFFIC...
PETER, I'D LIKE YOU
SUSU TALKS:
THAT'S ALL SHE
TALKS ABOUT--
ELGAR, ELGAR, ELGAR.
WILLIAM JR.
WILLIAM JR.
PETER.
NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S ELGAR.
I'M WILLIAM JR.
THIS IS:
WILLIAM JR.
WHY DON'T WE ALL
WILLIAM JR.?
COME ALONG, DORIS.
MMM.
MMM.
MM.
MM.
OH. SORRY, DAD.
THANK YOU, SON.
TO YOU.
THANK YOU, DAD.
DAD.
HMM?
I KNOW I'M NO SUPPOSED TO SAY THIS,
BUT WILLIAM JR. HAS
SURPRISE?
SURPRISE, DAD.
WHAT SURPRISE?
WILLIAM JR.
HAS BEEN PROMOTED
TO HEAD:
YES, DAD,
I'M HEADING
WELL, WILLIAM JR.,
ELGAR,
I'M NOT DEAF, DAD.
ELGAR, ANSWER
YOUR FATHER.
DID YOU HEAR?
YEAH, I HEARD HIM.
WHAT ARE YOU:
UP TO, ELGAR?
ELGAR'S BOUGH SOME REAL ESTATE,
HAVEN'T YOU, ELGAR?
SUSAN.
WHERE IS THIS:
REAL ESTATE,
ELGAR?
WILLIAM JR.
IT'S 2 MILES SOUTH
OF THE DODD-SEARS TOWNHOUSE
ON CONCORD STREET.
2 MILES SOUTH...
PARK SLOPE.
PARK SLOPE?
GOOD GOD.
ELGAR, ARE YOU
AWARE THAT, UH...
THAT'S A COLORED
NEIGHBORHOOD?
COLORED NEIGHBORHOOD.
I'M THREE DOORS
FROM MOM'S
CHITLIN 'N' RIB JOINT.
OH, ELGAR.
YOUR BUSINESS VENTURE,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
WHAT'S I ALL ABOUT, FOLKS?
WELL, PETER, UM...
SINCE YOU'RE LIKELY
IF SHE HASN' TOLD YOU ALREADY.
TOLD ME WHAT?
ELGAR, DON' YOU DARE.
WE CAN'T KEEP IT SECRE ALL OUR LIVES.
THE TRUTH.
IT INVOLVES:
YOU AND SUSAN.
WHAT ARE YOU:
TALKING ABOUT?
PETER, ACTUALLY, UH...
OUR WHOLE FAMILY--
MOM, SUSU, DAD,
WILLIAM JR.,
AND GRANDFATHER HERE...
WE ARE ALL...
OCTOROONS.
TO SAY.
I'M OFFENDED.
OCTOROON?
ELGAR!
WOULD YOU PLEASE
EXPLAIN YOUR CONDUC AT THIS TABLE
TONIGHT?
DARLING, COME ON,
APOLOGIZE.
HE MAKES NAPALM:
AND DEODORANT.
AND INSECTICIDE.
YOU LAZY,
NO-GOOD LIBERAL.
SHALL I SERVE:
THE FISH--
WHAT?
OH. YES, BRING IN
THE FISH...PLEASE.
SOMETHING,
MR. LINCOLN.
IF YOU MARCH:
INTO THIS HOUSE:
WITH AN ARMFUL:
OF PICKANINNIES,
EXPECT FROM ME:
IN THE ASS!
MR. ENDERS, YOU FORGO TO FINISH YOUR SOUP.
EDITH, BRING IN
SOME OF THA WONDERFUL TROU OF YOURS, PLEASE.
I THINK THAT'LL
HELP EVERYTHING.
THANK YOU.
LORD, MR. ELGAR,
COLD POTATO SOUP.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
FOLKS.
THERE'S PLENTY MORE
IF ANYBODY:
WANTS ANY.
GO!
NO, ELGAR.
IT MEANS, "N*GGERS AIN' ALWAYS COLORED PEOPLE."
WHAT DOES:
US?
HEYWOOD.
KNOCK IT OFF.
RITA, I JUST WAN TO TALK TO YOU.
NO. NO, I DON'T.
SALLY, THE THING
THAT AMAZES ME THE MOS IS THAT MY PARENTS
DON'T UNDERSTAND
TOTALLY ANTICHRISTIAN.
PLEASE, ELGAR,
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T HAVE TIME
IT'S NOT LIKE
I COME AROUND:
WITH MY PROBLEMS--
FOR THE "WORTHY CAUSES" BALL.
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
WHO'S THAT?
HE'S, UM...
HE'S HELPING ME
WITH THE FESTOONS.
OH.
AHEM.
YEAH, WELL, TILL
HAVE A MERRY:
CHRISTMAS:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN,
AND SCREW YOU, TOO.
HEY, YOU KNOW THA PEACE SYMBOL THING
YOU GOT HANGING:
AROUND YOUR NECK--
LET ME:
LOVE YOU, BABY
CLOSE YOUR EYES:
WILL UNDERSTAND:
THE WAY I FEEL:
EVERYTHING:
YOU'VE EVER WANTED
EVERYTHING IS REAL
LET ME LOVE:
OH, LET ME
LOVE YOU, BABY
WHOA!
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
UH, HI.
HI.
UH, I'M ELGAR.
MY NAME'S LANIE.
WOULD YOU LIKE:
TO DANCE?
FANTASTIC!
WHAT'S FANTASTIC?
IT'S FANTASTIC.
IS THIS SOME SOR OF NEW PROGRAM?
V.I.S.T.A.
RIGHT.
VOLUNTEERS:
VOLUNTEERS, HUH?
YOU THINK I'M WHITE,
DON'T YOU?
OH, THA--
THAT'S...
THAT'S...
SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT,
YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED.
WELL, O.K. O.K.
WELL, MY MOTHER'S IRISH,
MY, UH, FATHER'S BLACK,
WHEN I WAS, UH...
16 YEARS OLD.
SPEND THE WINTERS
WITH MY FATHER:
WHEN I WAS:
GOING TO SCHOOL.
IN THE SUMMER, I, UH,
I WAS WHITE,
I WAS BLACK.
WORK THERE?
WHY DO I WORK:
THERE?
IT, UH...
IT'S A BAR.
WELL, I LIKE IT,
AND, UH...
AND WHAT?
AND?
COME ON, AND WHAT?
AND NOTHING.
TO YOU:
AND I SAY,
"I RECOGNIZE YOU,"
THEN, UH...
THEN WHAT?
WE RECOGNIZE...
RECOGNIZE SOMETHING
THAT WE'VE
ALWAYS KNOWN.
[LAUGHS]
I GUESS THAT DOESN' MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE,
DOES IT?
YOU'RE 29 YEARS OLD,
AND YOU STILL:
LIVE AT HOME?
IT'S A BIG HOUSE.
OH, NO HOUSE
IS THAT BIG.
WELL, COME ON,
LET'S GO.
WHERE?
TO MY PLACE.
YOU SURE:
IT'S ALL RIGHT?
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ELGAR,
BUT TOMORROW:
COME ON, ELGAR,
I HAVE A CLASS:
AT 1:
00.24?
I'M 26 YEARS OLD.
I BELIEVED YOU:
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