The Landlord Page #4
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- Year:
- 1970
- 112 min
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WHEN YOU SAID:
YOU WERE 24.
YOU DID?
YEAH.
IN HERE!
LANDLORD,
IN HERE.
COME ON.
DUBOISE,
WILL YOU MOVE.
COME ON, HURRY UP.
THERE'S WATER RUNNING
OH, MY GOODNESS!
THAN WE GOT.
WHAT ARE--
ARE YOU DOING?
[BUZZ]
[BUZZ]
IS THAT O.K.?
FINE. THANKS.
O.K.?
O.K.
O.K.?
O.K.
O.K.
MR. CUMBERSON!
COME ON.
OH, YEAH. I'LL BET.
OH, COME ON, PLEASE.
IF YOU DON'T WAN YOUR BELL FIXED, FINE.
ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT.
THE PLANS BACK:
FROM THE BUILDING
DEPARTMENT SOON.
I CAN START WITH MOS OF THE HEAVY WORK.
UH, MARGE,
HOW AM I GOING TO GE EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE?
TILL IT HAPPENS.
HEY, LANDLORD!
NOW, IN HERE,
SEE, STRAIGHT THROUGH
TO THE SKYLIGHT.
IN THAT AREA, I'LL HANG
A BIG CHANDELIER.
RIGHT.
AND HERE I'M GOING
TO PUT A PATIO.
DON'T STEP
ON THIS STUFF.
AND MAYBE SOME:
TUBS OF FLOWERS:
AND THEN--
RIGHT HERE:
IN THIS CORNER,
OF FANTASTIC:
SCULPTURE.
OR MAYBE A BIRDBATH.
A BIRDBATH.
GUESS WHAT?
WHAT?
THEY'RE HAVING
A RENT PARTY:
FOR ME TONIGHT.
CAN YOU COME?
I CAN'T.
OH, GOD. I'M LATE
FOR THE DENTIST.
TO THE DENTIST?
BACK HERE.
IF YOU'D RATHER.
CAN I GIVE YOU:
A RIDE?
HIS OFFICE IS JUS A COUPLE BLOCKS
FROM HERE.
THIS YOUR CAR?
YEAH. YEAH.
CAN I CALL YOU:
TOMORROW?
O.K.
BYE-BYE.
BYE.
YOU DOING:
ON THE TOILET?
HEY!
[PARTY MUSIC PLAYING]
HOJAMBO.
MEANING "WELCOME,"
PROVIDED, OF COURSE,
REQUISITE--$2.00.
PROFESSOR.
THANK YOU.
HOW YOU DOING?
MONSIEUR LANDLORD. $5.00.
$5.00?
YOU AREN'T REAL,
PROFESSOR.
NOT QUALIFYING:
AS A SPOOK:
OR HALLUCINATION,
I ASSURE YOU, SIR,
THAN YOU ARE.
HOLD IT, EVERYBODY!
HOLD IT NOW!
HERE HE IS.
HERE HE IS,
OUR WONDERFUL:
AND NEW LANDLORD.
HI.
HE, UH, UH...
NOW LISTEN.
YOU DON'T BOTHER HIM,
[MUSIC STARTS]
DO IT! DO IT!
DO IT! DO IT!
WHOO!
DO IT! DO IT!
DO IT! DO IT!
DO IT! DO IT!
WHOO!
WHOO!
FORM A CIRCLE!
WHOO!
[SLOW-DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING]
NOW, CHILDREN,
ELGAR.
BLACK.
BLACK.
BLACK.
BLACK.
BLACK, BABY.
BLACK.
BABY, BLACK
AND YOU'RE GOING
WITH IT.
IS IT A FAD, THOUGH?
SEE, THAT'S THE THING.
IT'S LIKE
YOU GOT A MOLE.
YOU GOT A MOLE:
RIGHT HERE.
AND YOU'LL
DO ANYTHING...
TO GET RID:
OF THIS MOLE.
BECAUSE EVERYBODY
THAT DOESN'T HAVE MOLES...
IT'S REAL UGLY.
SO YOU'D DO ANYTHING.
ANYTHING--
WALK IN BACKWARDS...
YOU'D DO EVERYTHING.
ANYTHING.
THEN ONE DAY...
ONE DAY...
ONE DAY...
MOLES ARE IN.
MOLES ARE IN.
PEOPLE ARE GETTING OU THEIR EYEBROW PENCIL...
MARKING THEM ON,
AND YOU'VE GOT ONE...
NATURALLY--
OF YOUR FOREHEAD.
YOU WHITEYS SCREAMING
ABOUT MISCEGENATION...
AND YOU DONE:
WATERED DOWN:
EVERY RACE:
YOU EVER ATE.
[FINGERS SNAPPING]
HAVE MERCY, BABY.
HAVE MERCY.
HAVE MERCY, HAVE MERCY.
HAVE MERCY!
HAVE MERCY,
BABY.
HAVE MERCY.
HAVE MERCY.
[VOMITING]
[GAGGING SOUNDS]
[WHISTLING STARS
AND STRIPES FOREVER]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU SICK?
OF YOURSELF.
COME ON.
HUH?
YOU GOT ANY:
MOUTHWASH? HA HA.
IN THE BATHROOM.
BACK THERE.
RIGHT BACK THERE?
UH-HUH.
WHERE'S COPEE?
AW, HE'S IN JAIL.
HOW COME:
HE'S IN JAIL?
HUH?
HOW COME COPEE'S
IN JAIL?
DEMONSTRATION TODAY.
SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE
PUTTING EVERYBODY
IN JAIL NOWADAYS.
[GARGLING]
HMM?
EVERYBODY'S
ESPECIALLY COPEE.
WHEN DID I HAPPEN?
THIS MORNING.
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES,
AND I WONDER...
HOW DID WE GE OURSELVES INTO THIS?
WELL, I WAS
MISS SEPIA, 1957.
WHAT'S THAT?
WELL, THAT'S LIKE
MISS AMERICA:
EXCEPT IN COLOR.
THERE'S MY TROPHY
OVER THERE.
WHAT, THIS?
UH-HUH.
FRANCINE MARIE JOHNSON,
MISS SEPIA, 1957.
HA.
MY MOTHER HAD I MADE INTO A LAMP
FOR ME:
FOR CHRISTMAS.
HA HA HA.
BUT ANYWAY,
AS I WAS SAYING,
COPEE TURNED BLACK.
TURNED BLACK?
YEAH. HE WAS
SIOUX INDIAN:
FOR TWO YEARS.
HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK.
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT...
I THOUGHT ABOU GOING TO CHICAGO.
MAYBE CALIFORNIA.
I'M SURE TIRED
OF DOING HEADS.
DO YOU THINK:
FANTASTIC.
YEAH, WELL,
HE THINKS I SHOULD
BE BLACKER.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
BECAUSE YOU'RE
BEAUTIFUL.
OHH...
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OH, WAIT A SECOND.
OH, GOD.
MY HEAD'S KILLING ME.
YOU FEEL ANYTHING?
[COUGHS]
EXCEDRIN.
YOU GO A HEADACHE, TOO?
LET HIM:
TOUCH YOU:
SOON YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
INTO A WOMAN:
HE BECOMES:
YOUR MAN:
THE TENDERNESS:
AS MEMORIES RUSH
THROUGH YOUR HEAD
JUST LIKE A WOMAN
WHILE YOU BECOME
HER MAN:
ELGAR.
ELGAR...
THIS DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING.
BECAUSE I LOVE COPEE.
LANIE!
[HONK]
[HONK]
[CHEERING]
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOUR SUDDEN INTERES IN THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE,
DEAR.
I MEAN,
WE'RE ALL LIBERALS,
BUT...
OPEN:
HYBRIDIZATION--
I'M THEIR LANDLORD
WELL, I DON' UNDERSTAND.
RED BALL!
OH.
I THINK:
THERE'S SOMETHING
MOTHER.
WHAT'S THAT, DEAR?
WHO'S A NEGRO.
ELGAR, LET'S GO
FOR A LITTLE DRIVE.
UH, DADDY...
YES?
SOMETHING'S COME UP.
ELGAR,
NOT ALL--
PEOPLE.
BUT SOME:
I'M NOT A RICH
WHITE WOMAN, MOTHER.
I KNOW THAT, DEAR.
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
DIDN'T WE
ALL GO TOGETHER:
TO SEE:
GUESS WHO'S COMING
TO DINNER?
YEAH.
IT'S JUST, ELGAR,
ALL NEGROES:
YOU SOUND LIKE:
A SEGREGATIONIST.
A CASTRATION COMPLEX.
YOU HAVE:
A CASTRATION COMPLEX.
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