The Last Dragonslayer Page #5
- Year:
- 2016
- 101 min
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Roll up for your t-shirts,
tankards and pencils.
I have t-shirts in large, extra large
and extra, extra, extra large...
not that you need it, madam.
Feel free to come
and touch my goods...
This bottle is human-made.
But this belongs to a dragon.
Jen! Ah, ah, ah!
The Slayerette!
- Not now!
I have to check something.
- Ah, ah, Dragonslayer!
Dragonslayer, ha-ha!
No, but... you are actually under arrest
for failing to pay council tax.
Babes, I know!
But the royal accountants say that the rates
on this building have never been paid
and as the Official Slayer,
you are on the line for that debt.
You owe 2,000 gold pieces.
Let me go!
- Babes, babes. Come on.
You get this isn't me, right?
I'm more of a fizzy wine
These guys are going to torture you
and I hate that.
Just make me your Official Assistant
and all this goes away.
Excuse me? Sir Grifflon?
Erm... We do have the money.
We just need to collect it.
Erm... Sword handling is a perk
of being the Official Assistant.
- I'm told it's a coveted role.
- Yes.
Right.
Thank you, Gordon.
Let's get our... very many gold pieces.
You won't find fresher in StuffCo!
Sir Grifflon!
Oh my God, we love you so much!
Whoa!
Oi, Slayer.
Trying to not kill that dragon?
Ain't right.
You sorting her out, Sir G?
- Oh, everything's peachy, ladies.
Alright, look,
into the Wonderbarn, please.
Ah... fans!
I love them.
They're all real people to me,
you know?
Get lost!
The girl did have a point, though.
You are, you are a born Dragonslayer,
Jennifer, not a dragon-hugger. Ha-ha!
Why not drop this ridiculous Charade
about having 2,000 gold pieces
ditch the geek and slay the dragon
with a proper, hotter Assistant, like me.
Or not! That's also fine.
Dragon chili chutney!
Oh, they're expecting us!
And fresh in today
our new range of Jennifer Strange
Dragonslayer merchandise.
Exlusive to StuffCo...
Why is my face...?
Trust me on this.
I'll explain later.
Oh, Mrs President, hello!
Hello, Gordon.
Here at StuffCo,
we are big fans, Jennifer.
There's just so most exciting brand synergy
with you and Fizzipop.
I mean, I ask you,
what drink could cool you down
into your face?
Um, Fizzipop?
Exactly! In a can
or in a takeaway tankard!
Pop this t-shirt on.
No, no, no. She's fine, she's fine.
- Get off!
If you have a better way
to raise 2,000 gold, then speak up.
Merchant! Where is the King's gold?
Er - bring the knight his money!
Money! Money!
We have some incredible -
yes, incredible - things
for you here at StuffCo today.
One for two
on all Dragonslayer fizzy pop...
Yes, that's one for two...
I trust everything is
to your satisfaction, Sir G?
Jennifer, we need
worldwide rights for a year
two guest appearances
at Fizzipop events
and the t-shirt does need to stay on
until the end of Slay Day.
Agreed?
Always a pleasure, Gordon.
Now, time to do some filming!
Tim, you ready?
I'd like you to start from here.
The image we're looking for, Jennifer
is you sheltering from the flames
behind your shield
enjoying a nice cool can
of hawthorn-flavoured Fizzipop.
I'm being attacked by a dragon,
but I'm pausing to enjoy a soft drink?
Yeah, not "enjoying"
so much as "relishing".
Oh, relishing is very good.
Miss Strange.
And the line, Miss Strange,
is written on the inside of your shield.
Slaying a dragon?
First I'll drain my flagon.
A flagon of Fizzipop!
Sold! Somebody get me a can!
Sorry, was...
was just tying off the paperwork.
Hey, on the upside, you're not being
tortured in King Snodd's jail.
You seemed friendly
with the StuffCo lady.
Before I took this job with you,
I was an indentured orphan there.
Oh no, it's no biggie.
No, it feels like
half the kingdom works with them.
Look, the StuffCo President's
a good woman.
when she could have just treated me
like any other orphan.
It might sound... slushy to say it
but she was like a mother to me.
We're lucky, you know.
To have been indentured servants
for people who were kind to us.
Zambini treated me like...
Well...
- on.
He loved you.
Tomorrow I'm going to fail him.
- No, you won't.
I've tried to find him.
I've tried everything.
Something about this situation is off,
I can feel it in my gut
but I can't see what to do,
I can't see what the right thing...
Jennifer!
Jennifer..
Tomorrow, just stay away
from the Dragonlands.
If your instinct is not to kill the dragon,
then go with that.
If you think that'd make Zambini proud,
then ignore the pressure.
Refuse to go.
They can't make you.
I believe in you.
Oh... Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have...
- I'd better go home.
Say my goodbyes
before the King cuts my head off.
Yeah.
Well, look, I'll be at Dragonslayer HQ
if you need me.
Just fending off bad guys.
Thanks.
I mean...
Just thanks.
- Oh!
Erm, yeah, I...
What the hell is this?
I don't want money!
I want a bigger kingdom
and for that,
I'll need a dead dragon!
I know, it was a serious surprise
when they paid up.
None of us saw that one boomeranging back
in our faces, did we'?
Stocks.
- Socks!
The King requires socks!
Bring him the most comfortable socks
ever knitted!
Stocks!
- What?
For you, Sir Grifflon!
I'm gonna throw coins in your face
until I feel better!
Sire! I do actually have - get off!
I do actually have a Plan D
if you just let me lay it out...
Right in the face!
- Hmm!
He was fixing this.
What is it?
Something he made for my birthday.
I found something Zambini never had -
a piece of a real dragon.
Tiger, the Dragonlands
aren't just closed to humans.
The dragons can't leave.
It's their prison.
But if the dragons can't violate the Pact
what's the point in having
a Dragonslayer to oversee it?
Why would the dragons
help Shandar build their own prison?
We're missing something
something Shandar must have known
about the dragons...
a secret.
I thought there'd be something in here.
Something that would save him.
It's Slay Day, everybody!
We're counting down until midday
at which time the prophecy says
Jennifer Strange
the Official Fizzipop Dragonslayer
will finally get her slay going on!
Who's going to grab that dragon treasure?
Who's going to claim some land?
Magic's gone insane.
I think the world's ending.
Can I get you some tea?
Oh, great.
It's Slay Day.
Either the crowd will lynch me
or the King will arrest me.
If they put you in the dungeons
can I repaint your room?
I'd like to paint it sunflower yellow.
Oh my Gods. Tiger! Stay still!
- Huh?
Shandar's company is StuffCo.
You mean, the people
who are sponsoring you?
The company that Gordon
was an indentured orphan at.
The company that Zambini visited
the day he disappeared.
Oh gods!
Gordon?
Gordon, are you in here?
Gordon, we need to discuss
your connection to StuffCo.
Can you come out here, please?
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