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The Last Laugh Page #10
Tomorrow
will be too late
It's now or never
My love won't wait
When I first saw you
With your smile so tender
My heart was captured
My soul surrendered
But here we are,
the sun is going down,
and I think its
time to go home.
Its sunset for all of us, huh?
- SunsetCHUCKLES
Its a good thing that
the sun sets slowly.
It does,
It does.
It's now or never
Come hold me tight
Kiss me my darling
Be mine tonight
Tomorrow
will be too late
It's now or never
My love won't wait
Oh yeah, heres a Holocaust
joke I remember.
We did it in the office
of the Show of Shows.
I saw a roll of Scotch tape
and Scotch taped
my nose, my ears
I had all my face Scotch taped
My nose smashed and
and my lips were all twisted
Goddamn Nazis!
to me!
The Nazis!
The Nazis! The Nazis
did this to me!
They did that to
you, they maimed.?
Yeah they knocked me to
the ground
They snuck into my foxhole
They took the Scotch tape,
they put it all over my face!
That was the joke.
You know, I got a big laugh
in the writers room.
I dont know why
that tickles me.
And I still have a little
piece of my upper lip
that hurts from that. That
An old concentration camp
survivor buys a lottery ticket.
He wins 200 million dollars.
The reporter is talking
to him and he says,
Uh, well, tell me what youre
going to do with the money.
And the old Jewish man says,
gigantic statue
honoring Hitler.
And the reporter goes,
Wait a minute, you were in
the concentration camps,
honoring Hitler?
And he goes Where do you
think I got the number?
DRUM:
Theres a joke I heard,
then I heard it was
a true story about
Walter Matthau and his wife.
Do you know what Im
going to tell you?
Well heres the joke.
Old, elderly couple go to, uh,
they go to a tour of Auschwitz.
Theyre on like a
tour, you know,
like in the 90s, whatever.
And they
get in a big fight
And they get back on the bus,
and the husband says,
Youre right, I was
wrong, Im sorry.
And the wife says,
Oh, now youre sorry, now that
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