The Layover Page #9

Synopsis: Two friends on a road trip compete for the affections of a handsome man when their flight is redirected due to a hurricane.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): William H. Macy
Production: Vertical Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
15
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
2017
88 min
1,215 Views


Gosh, you look great.

Will you stop it?

I'm not gonna quit my job.

Who asked you to quit your job?

- You did.

- No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did.

- No.

I'll check my notes,

but I'm...

I'm pretty sure you

misunderstood me.

No, on the contrary,

I'm here to offer you...

the assistant volleyball

coach position.

Mrs. Garcia's out

on maternity leave.

Did you know she was pregnant?

- No.

- Neither did I.

Uh, well, just think about it.

Get back to me, okay?

Principle Moss!

I can't, I got a board...

No, no, come here,

I want you to see this.

Demerius, that kid with the

comic, he did this.

This is amazing. Look at that.

Hmm.

You know what? I was thinking

about it over break...

and I wanna shift the paradigm

of the left-brained...

didactic teaching structure...

to a more right-brained,

outside-the-box learning style.

- Do you follow?

- I...

I'm so sorry.

It's such a bore when people

talk like a**holes, isn't it?

What I'm trying to say

is I want your support...

to do more stuff like this.

Oh, and you know what?

I looked into cutting hair

and you are absolutely right.

Hairdressers make a goddamn

fortune.

It almost sounds like you're

threatening me.

Stanley... Stan... relax.

We are on the same team, here.

I am just trying to keep...

your instructional scaffolding

in place.

Especially right before testing.

Oh, and you know what?

Yes to volleyball.

Sounds like an adventure.

Go Falcons!

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Edgeworth, he brought math

to economics.

He wrote the essay on

application of math...

to moral science, 1881.

Leon Morris... Theory of General

Competitive-

- (PHONE RINGS)

- Hold on.

Hello? Yes. I know, I know.

I'll be there.

- [CRAIG] Who is it?

- Sorry, it was Kate.

Well, you know, I gotta get to

bed anyway. I'll see you later?

Sixteen days.

Sixteen days.

Give me something to dream

about.

Oh, you scamp.

Come on.

Oh my goodness! Oh boy.

You are the mo...

(MUSIC PLAYING)

When I think that thing

you say

When my card declines

you pay

When my punch line sucks

you'll fake it

'Cause we in this for life

When you kissing that guy

I'm likin'

Hey.

When you wake in the mornin'

hidin'

We in this for life

I'm here. Has it started?

I don't think that Kalynn's

going any farther.

She's cracking.

This is too hard.

I don't know if I can...

Who acts like that?

Yeah we in this

yeah we in this

Yeah we in this thing

together

Yeah we do this

yeah we do this

Yeah we do this thing

together

Oh oh oh oh oh

Come on

oh oh oh oh oh

Now we in this

now we in this

Now we in this thing

together

When I think that thing

you say

When my card declines

you pay

When my punch line sucks

you'll fake it

'Cause we in this for life

When you kissing that guy

I'm likin'

When you're blacked out drunk

I'm drivin'

When you wake in the mornin'

hidin'

We in this for life

You're such a b*tch

You call me up

while I'm at work

You made me laugh

until it hurts

You drive me crazy

Yeah you do

But thank god that I got you

Yeah we in this

Yeah we in this

Yeah we in this thing

together

Yeah we do this

yeah we do this

Yeah we do this thing

together

Oh oh oh oh oh come on

oh oh oh oh oh

Now we in this

now we in this

Now we in this thing

together

When I think that thing

you say

When my card declines

you pay

When my punch line sucks

you'll fake it

'Cause we in this for life

You're such a b*tch

You call me up

while I'm at work

You made me laugh

until it hurts

You drive me crazy

yeah you do

But thank god

that I got you

Yeah we in this

yeah we in this

Yeah we in this

thing together

Yeah we do this

Yeah we do this yeah

we do this thing together

Oh oh oh oh oh

come on oh oh oh oh oh

Now we in this

now we in this

Now we in this thing

together

Nobody gonna get between us

Nothing can ever

hold us down

And even when

we hit rock bottom

We'll come back around

Nobody ever known me better

You say whatever's

on my mind

You get me and you know

I get you every time

When I think that thing

you say

When my card declines

you pay

When my punch line sucks

you'll fake it

Yeah we in this

yeah we in this

Yeah we in this thing

together

Yeah we do this

yeah we do this

Yeah we do this

thing together

Oh oh oh oh oh

come on oh oh oh oh oh

Now we in this

now we in this

Now we in this thing

together

Yeah we in this

yeah we in this

Yeah we in this thing

together

Yeah we do this

yeah we do this

Yeah we do this thing

together

Oh oh oh oh oh come on

oh oh oh oh oh

Now we in this

now we in this

Now we in this thing

together

Yeah, we in this, yeah

We in this yeah we in this

thing together

Yeah we do this

Yeah we do this yeah we do

this thing together

Oh oh oh oh oh

come on oh oh oh oh oh

Now we in this

now we in this

Now we in this thing

together

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David Hornsby

David Hornsby (born December 1, 1975) is an American actor, screenwriter and producer. He is known for a recurring role as defrocked priest Matthew "Rickety Cricket" Mara on the comedy series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for which he also writes and co-produces. more…

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