The Lego Movie
He is coming.
Cover your butt.
Cover the what?
Vitruvius.
Lord Business.
You've hidden the Kragle well, old man.
Robots, destroy him!
Yes, Lord Business.
Your robots are no match
for a MasterBuilder.
For I see everything!
Unh! My eyes! Ow!
The Kragle.
The most powerful super weapon...
...is mine.
Oh, the Kragle!
Now my evil power will be unlimited!
Can you feel me?
I can feel you.
Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.
Wait. There was a prophecy.
Oh, now there's a prophecy.
About the Piece of Resistance.
Oh, yes! The supposed
missing Piece of Resistance...
...that can somehow magically
disarm the Kragle.
Give me a break!
One day, a talented lass or fellow
A Special One with face of yellow
Will make the Piece of Resistance found
From its hiding refuge underground
And with a noble army at the helm
This MasterBuilder will thwart
The Kragle and save the realm
And be the greatest
Most interesting
Most important person of all times
All of this is true
Because it rhymes
Oh, wow.
That was a great, inspiring legend...
...that you made up.
A "Special One"?
What a bunch of hippie-dippie baloney.
Good morning, apartment!
Good morning, doorway!
Good morning, wall.
Good morning, ceiling.
Good morning, floor!
Ready to start the day!
Ah, here it is!
"Instructions to fit in...
...have everybody like you...
...and always be happy!
Step one:
Breathe. "
Okay, got that one down.
"Step two:
Greet the day,smile and say... "
Good morning, city!
Good morning, city!
Good morning, city!
Good morning, city!
Top of the morning to you there, city!
Good morning, city! How you doing?
Good morning, city!
"Step three: Exercise. "
Jumping jacks. Hit them!
One!
Two!
Three!
I am so pumped up!
"Step four:
Shower. "And always be sure to keep
the soap out of your...! Aah!
Shave your face.
Brush your teeth.
Comb your hair. Hmm.
"Wear clothes. "
Oop! I almost forgot that one!
No. No. Uh-uh. No.
Not that. Wrong.
And that's it. Check.
Step nine:
Eat a complete breakfast...
...with all the special people in your life.
Hey, Plantie, what do you
wanna do this morning?
Watch TV? Me too!
Hi, I'm President Business...
...president of the Octan Corporation
and the world.
Let's take extra care to follow
the instructions, or you'll be put to sleep.
And don't forget Taco Tuesday's
coming next week!
That's the day every rule-following citizen
gets a free taco and my love!
Have a great day, everybody!
You have a great day too,
President Business.
Man, he's such a cool guy.
I always wanna hear more of what...
Wait, did he say "put to sleep"?
Tonight on Where Are My Pants?
Honey, where are my pants?
What was I just thinking? I don't care.
"Step 11:
Greet your neighbors. "- Hey, Joe.
- Hey, pal.
Whoa! Hey, Surfer Dave.
Hey, brah.
- Oh, good morning, Sherrie.
- Hey, fella.
- Oh, hey, Jasmine, Dexter.
Meow. Meow.
- Angie, Loki, Bad Leroy.
Meow. Meow. Meow.
- Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior.
Meow. Meow. Meow.
- Jeff.
Meow.
Step 12:
Obey all traffic signs and regulations.
Top of the charts again...
...it's "Everything Is Awesome. "
- Oh, my gosh, I love this song!
Everything is awesome
Everything is cool
When you're part of a team
Everything is awesome
When we're living our
Dream
Always use a turn signal.
Park between the lines. Yes!
Drop off dry-cleaning before noon.
Read the headlines.
Don't forget to smile.
Always root for the local sports team.
Go, Sports Team!
Always return a compliment.
- Hey, you look nice.
So do you!
Drink overpriced coffee.
Here you go. That's $37.
Awesome!
Everything is awesome
Did you see
Where Are My Pants? last night?
"Honey, where's my pants?"
Classic episode.
Everything is awesome
Instructions coming in from Central.
Okay, it says here to take
everything weird and blow it up.
All right, Cylinderheads...
...let's make it look
like it does in the instructions!
Hey, buddy!
I need a 1-by-2 key hole.
No problem, Michael.
We need a 2-by-2 macaroni.
2- by-2 macaroni flying in. Here's one.
Look out, guys, I got a 1-by-1
with an indented stud on one side.
- Cheese slopes. Come on, everybody.
Roger that, Roger.
Look alive, coming at you.
Can I get a couple LURPs over here?
Thanks, Gail.
Guys, watch me drill this down.
Everything is awesome
Everything is cool
When you're part of a team
Everything is awesome
When we're living our dream
Have you heard the news?
Everyone's talkin'
Life is good
Because everything's awesome
Man, I feel so good right now!
I could sing this song for hours!
Everything is awesome
When we're living our dream
When you're part of a team!
Yeah!
after work tonight.
Who wants to eat some delicious
chicken wings and get crazy?
Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!
Hey, who wants to share a croissant
with this guy?
Croissants? I love croissants.
Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages.
Giant sausages? No way!
You know what I love to do?
Is share a meal
with the special people in my life.
Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you?
Ah! No, wait, guys!
Wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there.
Oh. Where did it go?
Oh, there you are.
Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this...
...but, uh, I don't think
you're supposed to be here.
Yeah, the rules specifically state...
...work site closes at 6,
it's a hard-hat area only.
That's not official safety orange.
"If you see anything weird,
report it immediately. "
Well, I guess I'm gonna...
...have to report youuu...
...uuu...
...uuu...
...uuu...
...uuu...
...uuu...
...uuu...
...uuu...
...uuu...
Where are you going? Miss!
I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sor...
Ow. Ow!
Hey! Heh. That's not so bad.
Yeow! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ooh!
Ow.
Ow.
Hey.
What is that?
Come here.
What do I do?
I don't have my instructions.
Touch the Piece.
Touch the Piece. Touch the Piece.
I feel like maybe I should touch that.
It's so...
...interesting.
Touch the Piece.
It's so interesting.
Touch the Piece.
Touch the Piece.
- Touch the Piece.
- Uh...
Touch the...
A Special One with face of yellow
Will make the Piece of Resistance found
From its hiding refuge underground
What's going on down here?
This MasterBuilder will thwart
The Kragle and save the realm
Come on, Emmet!
The Special has arisen.
It's your turn to be the hero.
Wake up.
Ugh.
Come on, wake up!
Where are the MasterBuilders?
How did you find
the Piece of Resistance? Eh?
- Where are the others hiding?
Good morning, apartment?
- Wake up!
- Aah!
How did you find
the Piece of Resistance?
The piece of what?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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