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The Piece of Resistance.

L... I don't... Where am I? What's happening?

"What's happening?"

Playing dumb, MasterBuilder.

No. L... "MasterBuilder"?

- Oh. So you've never heard of the prophecy?

- No.

Or The Special?

No, no!

You're a liar! We'll kill you!

Look, um,

I watch a lot of cop shows on TV.

Isn't there supposed to also be...?

Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?

Oh, yes. But we're not done yet.

Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly

neighborhood police officer!

- Would you like a glass of water?

- Yeah. Yeah, actually.

Too bad.

Security cameras picked up this.

Unh! You were found at the construction site

convulsing with a strange piece.

That's disgusting!

Then why is it permanently stuck

to your back?

Get it off me! Get it off me! Aah!

It won't come off! It's chasing me!

Look, it's not my fault!

I have no idea how this thing

got on my back!

Of course, buddy. I believe you.

Great. Aah!

I "believe" you too.

You see the quotations

I'm making with my claw hands?

It means I don't believe you!

Why else would you show up

with that thing on your back...

...just three days before

President Business...

...is going to use the Kragle

to end the world?

President Business is gonna end the world?

But he's such a good guy.

And Octan, they make good stuff.

Music, dairy products, coffee, TVshows...

...surveillance systems,

all history books, voting machines.

Wait a minute.

Come on, you can't be this stupid.

This is a misunderstanding.

I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy.

I'm late to meet my best friends

in the whole world.

They're probably missing me right now.

They're probably out looking around.

"Hey, where's Emmet?

Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?"

Hey, you know what?

Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.

Oh, we asked them, all right.

Boom!

That guy's not a criminal mastermind.

See?

Yeah. You know, he's kind of

an average, normal kind of guy.

Thank you.

But, you know, he's not, like...

...normal like us. No.

He's not that special.

Wait, I'm so confused.

Who are we talking about?

Wait, does he work with us?

Gail doesn't remember me?

Look at Randy here.

He likes sausage. That's something.

Gail is perky. That's something.

And Harry...

...well...

- When you say Harry, I go:

When you say the other guy, I go:

Harry's the best!

- Harry's got personality.

He's weird! He's weird!

I know that guy but I know, like,

zippy-zap about him.

We just talked earlier.

I mean, all he does is say yes...

...to everything everybody else is doing.

You know, he's just sort of a "Hmm!"

Little bit of a blank slate, I guess.

That'll be $42, please.

We all have something that makes us

something and Emmet is...

...nothing.

There you go.

- I told you I was a nobody.

Oh.

It's the perfect cover.

Cover? Cover for what?

I can't break him.

Take him to the melting chamber.

What? Aah!

You're gonna melt me? Am I gonna die?

You'll live. You'll be fine.

President Business.

I have him right here, sir.

Yes, we've told him he'll live

so he doesn't try to escape, but, um...

...we're lying to him.

Wait, what did he just say?

Hold still.

Wait! There's obviously been a mix-up here.

You've got the wrong...

Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

That is gonna start hurting...

...pretty soon.

Ow, ow, ow!

No, no, no!

Whoa. Who are you?

It's you?

Come with me if you wanna not die.

Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi...?

Hey, hey, hey!

Red alert, red alert.

I need everyone, repeat:

Everyone,

to go after The Special.

The tunnel's that way.

Oh, boy!

Oh, sir, you're brilliant.

- We'll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway.

- Ow. Oh.

So, uh, didn't catch your name...

...or anything about what you're, uh, up to.

Or what we're doing here.

It's brilliant, sir, that you pretended

to be a useless nobody...

...but you can drop the act with me.

It's cool.

Oh, the act.

Whoa.

Whoa!

Jump on. Let's go!

Hey, uh, I...

Hang on, sir.

All units...

...cut him off on Elm, now!

Or whenever you can.

10-4, Bad Cop.

- Watch out!

- Hold on.

We need to meet up with Vitruvius...

...and tell him the Piece has been found.

Uh-huh.

They're up on the monorail.

Release the copper choppers.

Oh, no!

Will you please tell me what is happening?

I'm rescuing you, sir.

You're the one the prophecy spoke of.

You're The Special.

Me?

You found the Piece of Resistance.

And the prophecy states...

...that you are the most important,

most talented...

...most interesting...

...and most extraordinary person

in the universe.

That's you. Right?

Uh, yes. That's me.

Great. You drive.

What?

I wanna go home!

This is not what I meant!

Oh, no.

Look out, Special!

Uh, sorry. Never driven a motorcycle. Sorry!

- Wow, he's amazing.

- Aah!

That was incredible!

You're even better

than the prophecy said you'd be.

Oh. Really?

I'm, uh... I'm Wyldstyle.

- Oh, I'm sorry, what was it?

- Wyldstyle.

- "Wyldstyle"?

Yep.

- What are you, a DJ?

No.

- Oh, that's your name? "Wyldstyle"?

- Yeah.

Like on your birth certificate,

it says "Wyldstyle. "

Let's not talk about my name!

Don't let The Special get away.

Sir, we've blocked the freeway.

Hang on, sir!

What are you doing?

Let's fly!

Whoa!

Head for the secret tunnel.

Uh, these are the city limits.

Let's just head for the tunnel.

You want me to drive

into that weird swirly hole?

Are you insane?

Don't brake! Go! Don't stop! Go! Now!

I can't do this!

That is against the instructions!

Wait, what's your favorite restaurant?

Any chain restaurant.

Favorite TV show?

Where Are My Pants?

Favorite song?

Everything Is Awesome!

Oh, no!

Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!

Wait. Where are we?

This is so weir...! Ow!

You're not The Special! You lied to me!

It really kind of depends on...

You're not even a MasterBuilder, are you?

Uh, I mean, I know what a MasterBuilder is.

Why don't you tell me what it is?

That way I could see if you're right.

You've ruined the prophecy.

Look, I'm sorry, okay? You just...

You made being special sound so good.

And to think I was going to follow you

to the end of the universe.

You were?

Here's the thing.

How do we know for sure

that I'm not The Special?

- We just don't know it yet.

- Quiet.

Y'all want a giant turkey leg?

Do you have any idea

what that does to your colon?

- Oh, my G-O-S-H.

Just put the hat on.

Oh...

...and this. And this. And this.

- And this.

- Aah!

And, by the way, I have a boyfriend.

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