The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Page #4

Your elemental power is green.

- What's that?

- Green.

Okay, so, uh, just to recap.

Fire. Ice. Water. Earth.

Lightning. And...

Green.

Don't think

it's an element though.

- Lloyd...

- Can I be gold?

- No.

- Wind isn't taken.

Can I be wind?

- No.

- Earth, green, and fire.

- Rolls right off the tongue.

- Lloyd...

Could I be

the element of surprise?

No. That's the Fuchsia Ninja.

Surprise.

There are

so many elements left.

This feels kinda purposeful

that I don't have one.

Enough, Lloyd.

Come with me for mentor talk.

The rest of you,

practice Spinjitzu.

That's easy. Watch this.

- (NINJAS GRUNTING)

- Exertion.

For three hours.

Three hours! Are you kidding

me with this guy!

MASTER WU:
And read my book!

- Oh, man!

- (NYA GROANS)

Master Wu,

you don't understand.

Right now, on that volcano...

Garmadon is making something

really big.

He's building something huge.

And something

surely shark themed.

(GARMADON VOCALIZING)

And he's gonna come back

sooner rather than later.

So, what do I do?

Nephew, weapons alone

will not solve your problem.

I have every kind of weapon

in my dojo.

Big weapons, little weapons,

sharp weapons, dull weapons,

even the Ultimate Weapon.

But the strongest weapon

is inside you.

Wait. I'm sorry,

what did you just say?

The strongest weapon

is inside you.

No, no, no. Before that.

The thing right before that.

What? You mean...

MALE ANNOUNCER:

The Ultimate Weapon!

(SHRIEKS)

And you've been

hiding this why?

In the wrong hands,

the Ultimate Weapon

could spell doom for NINJAGO.

Put that in my hands.

(CHUCKLES)

Why does it matter

how we beat Garmadon

as long as we beat him?

Because, nephew, right now,

your hands

are the wrong hands.

(SIGHS)

Lloyd,

I'm his brother.

I, too, feel responsible

for the safety of NINJAGO.

But I will not always

be here to train you.

- Why?

- Because,

I'm super, super old.

Oh.

That's why I need you to

lead the Secret Ninja Force.

But you must promise

to walk a different path.

One that only

the son of Garmadon can walk.

No matter how hard it may be.

(SIGHS)

Honestly, I would

happily give up

being a Secret Ninja

if it meant I didn't have to

be the son of Garmadon.

I know you've had

a hard life, Lloyd,

filled with many knocks.

Why don't I play you a song?

Perhaps it will speak to you.

(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)

(STOPS PLAYING)

Thanks, Uncle Wu.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(PANTING)

KOKO:
No, no.

I don't know where he is.

No, he hasn't come home

from school.

No, he did not join forces

with his father.

That is ridiculous.

Like your husband's a saint.

(HORNS HONKING)

KOKO:
I am trying

not to freak out right now,

but I have called 18 people

and I cannot locate my son.

Yes, I know you said you never

wanted him to play

with your kids,

I just didn't know if,

maybe...

- Lloyd!

- Hey, Mom.

No. I've got him right here.

He just walked in. Bye-bye.

Oh, my gosh.

I was so worried about you.

Uh, I'm fine. I just took

the long way home.

Why did we get

on a family plan

if you're not gonna text me?

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to worry you.

I love you and I'm sorry.

(SIGHS)

I don't know what I'd do

if anything

ever happened to you, okay?

Thanks, Mom.

I'm just really glad that

those ninjas saved the day.

Yeah. Yeah, I was there.

What?

Watching with

the other regular kids.

Okay. Well,

you must be starving.

I don't know,

I'm not really that hungry.

But I'll make your favorite.

Dumplings!

Oh! Enticing,

but I'm just gonna...

I'm just gonna go to bed,

I think.

(YAWNING) Just really tired.

- Oh.

- Good night, Mom.

Okay, well, good night.

RADIO DJ:
And back

at number one with a bullet,

no surprises there,

is Boo, Lloyd, the remix.

CHEERLEADERS:
L-L...

L-L-O-Y-D...

L-L-O-Y-D.

His dad is bad and so is he.

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

- MAN:
Huh?

- WOMAN:
What is that?

(ENGINE HUMMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

GARMADON:
(ON SPEAKERS)

Hey, Green Ninja, I'm back!

And look

what I brought with me.

(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

ROBIN:
Breaking news.

Garmadon is attacking the city

in a never-before-seen mech.

WOMAN:
Run! Run!

- MAN:
Garmadon!

- WOMAN:
Garmadon!

You all came out to greet me?

Don't run away.

That's a nice little

hot dog stand you got there.

Scu-smash!

The Ninjas are going to have

their hands full

with this thing.

NINJAS:
Ninja, go!

(GRUNTS)

We got a message

from your brother Garmadon.

You wanna hear it?

- Oh, yeah? What did he say?

- (CLEARS THROAT)

He says you're a big stupid

dumb-dumb with a dumb face

and a big butt

and your butt stinks

and you smell like a butt.

That sounds like my brother.

Get him! (GRUNTS)

(MASTER WU GRUNTING)

(GARMADON VOCALIZING)

- LLOYD:
Jay.

- Yeah?

LLOYD:
You take the air.

Kai, Zane and Cole, downtown.

- Nya, water.

- NYA:
You got it.

LLOYD:
I'm going

after Garmadon.

JAY:
Why don't I take

your dad this time?

I got this. I'm totes profesh.

KAI:
Wait.

What does that mean?

I think he's trying to say

he's a total professional.

Then why is he

totes abbrevin'?

I'm pretty sure

Lloyd's nervous.

(CHUCKLING) What?

That's crazy talk.

Incorrect.

LLOYD:
Hey, I got this!

Stand down, Garmadon.

Well, hello, Green Ninja!

It's time for you

to ninja go away for good.

Take this!

NINJA COMPUTER:

Mega missile mode.

Left claw missile.

Toenail missile. Wrist rocket.

Feet bombs. Spine missile one,

two, three, four.

Tail rocket one, two.

Eye missile.

Other eye missile.

Tongue rocket. Head missile.

Other head missile.

Backup head missile.

Butt torpedoes.

Your weapons are powerless

against my new mech.

What?

(GARMADON VOCALIZING)

LLOYD:
Well, take this!

NINJA COMPUTER:

Releasing full payload.

LLOYD:
Here it comes...

NINJA COMPUTER:

Alert! Alert! Alert!

You having trouble with that

dragon mech, Green Ninja?

(DRAGON MECH GROANS)

GARMADON:
Bye-bye.

LLOYD:
Wait. No!

COLE:
(ON SPEAKERS)

Jay, what's happening?

JAY:
Garmadon has

taken out Lloyd.

- KAI:
What?

- NYA:
Wait, what?

COLE:
I'm sorry.

What did you say?

JAY:
Repeat.

Garmadon has taken out Lloyd!

(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

(MEN GRUNTING)

Looks like the police,

the army

and the coast guard have

all been rendered useless

by Garmadon's forces.

- (TIRES SCREECHING)

- (GRUNTS)

COLE:
Guys, Garmadon's

almost at city hall.

KAI:
Can one of you

please stop him?

NYA:
I'm swamped down here.

JAY:
I'm a little busy.

GARMADON:
(LAUGHING)

Look at me go!

(PEOPLE GASPING)

GARMADON:
Who wants a shark?

You want a shark?

You get a shark!

- (GARMADON VOCALIZING)

- WOMAN:
We're shark bait!

Come on, come on, come on.

- (GARMADON VOCALIZING)

- (YELPING)

(SHARKS VOCALIZING)

GARMADON:
(PANTING)

Just walking up the tower.

Uh, Lloyd would be

really beneficial right now.

(JAY YELLS)

Where are you, Lloyd?

MASTER WU:
I'm a ninja master!

(MASTER WU GRUNTING)

(CHUCKLING) You are no match

for me! Whoo-hoo!

I came here to drink boba

and kick butt,

and I am all out of boba.

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