The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Page #5

(CHUCKLING)

Hey, NINJAGO!

Oh, wait. That's bad.

ROBIN:
Garmadon

is conquering NINJAGO!

(GARMADON LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

MICHAEL:
Robin, this is a day

that will live in infamy.

- I just made that up.

- No, you didn't.

Yes, I did.

Copyright, Michael Strahan.

It's mine now.

Whoo! I've done it!

I'm finally the ruler

of NINJAGO!

Forever! And ever!

(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

Stand down, Garmadon!

Green Ninja?

And the legendary

Ultimate Weapon?

Ugh, it's not fair.

I'm sick and tired of you

trying to conquer NINJAGO!

All right, Green Ninja.

Now, listen. Just calm down.

You don't have to use

that thing.

So you're gonna leave NINJAGO?

- Yeah.

- Forever?

I promise.

(STAMMERS) Why is your hand

behind your back?

What are you doing back there?

Are you crossing your fingers?

That's physically impossible.

How could I be crossing my

fingers? I have these things.

I'm warning you, Garmadon!

Fine! No crossies!

No crossies!

Just chill. Okay.

Look,

I'm getting rid

of all my sharks.

See? No sharks.

And the sharks

in your ankle holster.

GARMADON:

I don't have any sharks.

- What's in your ankle?

- It's a couple dolphins, man.

Now you're acting loco.

I mean...

Hey! Get rid of 'em.

- Fine. You happy now?

- (DOLPHINS CLICKING)

I'm done. You win.

What are you doing?

What are you doing right now?

Easy, Green Ninja.

Don't come any closer!

Easy.

LLOYD:
I'm warning you,

Garmadon.

Let's just keep

this interaction very chill.

I'm the definition

of chill right now!

I know.

(GASPS)

Stand back!

Put down the Ultimate Weapon,

Green Ninja.

We both know

you're not gonna fire it.

Oh, yeah?

This is your last chance.

Get out of NINJAGO,

now and forever!

No.

All right, fine.

You ready for this?

- Yeah.

- It's coming.

- Okay.

- You've been warned.

- I'm waiting.

- Here it comes.

- Any time.

- All right,

here it comes!

GARMADON:
Oh, my gosh!

He actually shot

and it exploded, and then...

But nothing is happening.

Why is nothing happening?

What the heck?

It's like

the Ultimate Lamest Weapon.

Come on!

Why won't you work?

- (CROWD CLAMORING)

- Get off my Vespa!

(LOUD THUMPING)

You hear that?

(BREATHES SHAKILY)

What have you done?

- (THUMPING CONTINUES)

- (CROWD GASPS)

Whoa.

(PURRING)

ALL:
Aw!

- (SNARLS)

- (ALL CLAMORING)

How do I turn this thing off?

Ah.

- (CAT MEOWING)

- Come on!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Generals,

grab the Green Ninja.

Keep away.

- (GARMADON LAUGHING)

- Whoa. Whoa.

- (GENERALS GRUNTING)

- Wait!

Wait! No, no, no!

Remember, Green Ninja,

I didn't fire this thing

first. That's on you.

But, since you got it all

warmed up,

let's try it

on some moving targets.

(CROWD SCREAMING)

No!

What the heck!

(CAT SNARLING)

Stop it, Garmadon!

Just stop it!

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(CAT SNARLING)

What is this thing?

(CAT MEOWS)

- JAY:
I'm gonna throw up!

- (CAT SNARLS)

(GARMADON LAUGHING)

ZANE:
Prolonged scream.

(ECHOING)

(CAT SNARLS)

(CRASHING)

Five ninjas down,

one to go.

Bang! I win! Cue the music!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Whoo!

- (LAUGHING)

- (GENERALS CHEERING)

GENERAL:
Awesome job, sir!

What? Are you gonna cry?

I'm not gonna cry.

OCTOPUS SOLDIER:

I bet he's gonna cry.

(ALL LAUGHING)

I'm not gonna cry...

Dad.

- (GASPS)

- (DISK SCRATCHES)

(GASPS)

(CONTINUES SCRATCHING)

La-Loyd?

That's right!

It's me! Your son!

And it's Lloyd, Dad.

No. L-L-O-Y-D. I named you.

You ruined my life!

How could I ruin your life?

I wasn't even there.

(GRUNTS)

(GARMADON GASPS)

I wish you weren't my father.

MAN:
And we're back in

three, two, one...

Welcome back, NINJAGO.

I'm Robin Roberts.

And as you can see,

our city is in the midst

of total annihilation.

MICHAEL:
And for a city

that gets attacked

pretty frequently, Robin...

(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

...that's really

saying something.

ROBIN:
As we struggle

to survive,

we're left

with so many questions like,

"Who has

truly conquered NINJAGO?"

- (MEOWING)

- The monster?

- Or Garmadon?

- (CROWD CHEERING)

- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

- KID:
We did it!

MAN:
Party time!

Incoming!

We did it!

- Let's go.

- (MEOWS)

(PURRING)

"I wish you weren't

my father."

Huh? (GROANS)

Is it just me, or was that

kind of a weird thing to say?

"I wish

you weren't my father."

And the tone,

it was so disrespectful.

Yes, sir.

Plus, he tried to shoot you.

Yeah! Right before you

totally conquered his city!

GENERALS:
(CHANTING) We

conquered your greatest foe,

turned out to be

your son though...

I'm sure he meant it

as a compliment,

but it's a weird thing, right?

General Number One!

Sir! (SLURPS)

Have you captured my son yet?

No, not yet, sir. (SLURPS)

And yet, here you are.

Partying on the rooftops

with a paper umbrella

in your drink.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

What about

La-Loyd's ninja friends?

You captured any of them yet?

No, sir. (SLURPS)

And what about my brother, Wu?

No, sir. (SLURPS)

What about my ex, Koko?

You found her?

No, sir.

Well, you certainly

had no trouble

finding the bar, did you?

We're on it, sir.

We searched the whole city

from top to bottom.

You're not on the list.

Oh! My clipboard!

Look, here she is now.

(SLURPS)

(CONTINUES SLURPING)

(GENERAL OLIVIA SCREAMING)

Hey, Koko.

Glad you made it to the party.

Pretty on the chain, isn't it?

Wipe that smile off your face,

Garmadon.

Ugh, same old Kokes.

It just kills you to see me

having any fun, doesn't it?

Oh, by the way,

uh, quick question.

What was it again?

Oh, yeah. Why did you

turn our son against me?

Me? You turned him

against you, Garm.

You're a maniacal

twisted villain.

All right, look,

enough with the compliments.

Whose idea was it for him

to become a ninja?

- Lloyd is not a ninja.

- (SCOFFS)

Who's the absentee parent now?

What are you talking about?

La-Loyd. He's the Green Ninja.

One of my greatest enemies,

honor-bound

and sworn to destroy me.

You know what he said to me?

He said that he wished...

- What have you done with him?

- (GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

Where's Lloyd?

My gosh, woman,

what happened to us?

- Ugh.

- I miss that fire.

You know, I've always tried

to get Lloyd to see

that he shouldn't be ashamed

of who his father is.

But now, (SIGHS)

I'm starting to think

he could be right.

(GRUNTING)

(CAT SNARLS)

(SNIFFLING AND PANTING)

(GROANING)

(POWERING DOWN)

(PANTING)

(CAT SNARLS)

(GRUNTING)

Oh, no. No, no. Please.

Please, no.

Uncle Wu...

Oh, my gosh!

You guys are okay!

Barely.

You used the Ultimate Weapon.

Not cool.

KAI:
Dude,

our mechs are totaled.

NYA:
And now,

that cat's destroying NINJAGO.

We were the only people

that didn't hate you,

and now we hate you!

Deleting all data related to

treating Lloyd as a friend.

(DATA DELETED)

(SIGHING) Guys, I'm sorry.

I put everyone in danger

and now Master Wu is dead.

- Hello, students.

- (NINJAS GASP)

NINJAS:
Master Wu!

(LAUGHS) You're alive!

Duh! I'm a ninja master.

If I was gonna die, it would

be to teach you a lesson.

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