The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Page #6

(SIGHS)

Lloyd, you have

awakened Meowthra.

NINJAS:
Meowthra?

Yes, Meowthra.

The six-toed fluffy demon,

with her sandpaper tongue.

Her reign of terror

will stretch on and on

until all of NINJAGO is her

own personal litter box.

(WHIMPERING)

There's only one hope.

One thing that can drive

Meowthra away.

- NINJAS:
What?

- LLOYD:
What is it?

The Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

(SHRIEKS)

NINJAS:
Whoa!

Where is this thing?

On the other side

of the island,

hidden where only a true

ninja master can find it.

You must follow

the right path.

Otherwise you will end up

trapped in the deadly

Jungle of Lost Souls,

unable to cross the Bridge

of Fallen Mentors,

and mired in the Canyon of

General Unhappiness.

And if you're still alive,

you'll be crushed

by the Temple of

Fragile Foundations.

(INDISTINCT SCREAMING)

It's a journey many have tried

and none have returned.

That does sound difficult.

And terrifying.

But you know what?

We're ready.

No, you're not.

It will take great patience,

courage, and hard work.

All the skills

of a true ninja master.

So, I will make this journey

on my own. Bye.

- KAI:
Wait, wait, wait!

- LLOYD:
Master Wu, wait!

Hold on a second, please.

Master Wu,

I know I let NINJAGO down.

It's true, Lloyd let

NINJAGO down. Sorry, dude!

We want to fix

his terrible mistake.

- Train us to be true ninjas.

- We have the potential.

- Come on!

- Wait! We'll do anything.

Please, Master Wu,

you can't do this alone.

I know we're not

ninja masters yet,

but you said it yourself.

It's important

to look at things differently.

Is there anything I can do

to change your point of view?

Hmm.

Students, are you willing

to give Lloyd a second chance?

Uh...

- Too soon.

- No.

- Pass.

- Just processing, so...

- ZANE:
Mm-mm, mm-mm.

- (SIGHS)

Lloyd, you have

a long way to go

to regain your friends' trust.

Luckily, there's a long

journey ahead of us.

(SIGHS) Thank you, Master Wu.

Thank you.

The fate of NINJAGO

is in your hands.

Are you ready?

- Yes, I am on it!

- Oh, yeah!

- Yep!

- Maybe.

Let's go!

ASIMOV:

Sir, I think we found them.

There's a group of

brightly colored ninjas

heading towards the obviously

dangerous jungle.

Mm. Zoom in a little closer.

- (BEEPING)

- Closer.

- (BEEPING)

- (STAMMERING)

- No, closer. Closer.

- (BEEPING)

Yes! Right in on my stupid

brother's dirty beard.

What's he saying?

Something about a weapon.

The Omelet Omelet weapon.

(GASPS) It sounds delicious.

Delicious, yet quite possibly

dangerous.

He's talking about

an Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

That's what I said,

the Ultimate Omelet Weapon.

Sir, where are you going?

This is pure warrior stuff.

Alone in the field,

tracking ninjas.

Finding out exactly

what La-Loyd meant

when he said, "I wish

you weren't my father."

So, I guess

I'm going to the jungle.

(UPBEAT FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)

(YELLING)

Dope fluting, Master Wu.

Thank you.

MASTER WU:
Students,

your elemental powers come

from this lush green world.

Feel the energy

flowing through you.

Good. Good.

The power is inside you.

Now say to yourself,

"I've got the power."

(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)

(NINJAS BEATBOXING)

NINJAS:
I've got the power!

What was that?

Mm. Ninja tracks!

(SNIFFS)

I sense the presence of evil.

Students, true ninja knows

when to fight

and when to become one

with the elements.

Quickly, blend in the shadows.

(NINJAS GRUNTING)

You are all terrible ninjas.

I will take care of Garmadon

on my own.

GARMADON:
I'm close.

- He's close.

- Real close.

Really close.

- You!

- You!

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(BOTH GROWLING)

(GROWLING INTENSIFIES)

Oh, hello, brother.

(STAMMERS) Where are your

little ninja nerds?

(PUFFS) Nailed it.

They are surrounding you,

perfectly hidden.

Ready to strike.

Oh, really?

(JAY IMITATES BIRD CALLING)

Students, next lesson.

How to fight

like a true ninja...

- (GRUNTS)

- (GASPS)

(LAUGHS)

(GROANS)

(YELLS)

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

Huh?

(LAUGHS)

(GROANS)

(YELLS)

Ah.

(LAUGHS) Oh, look at me!

I'm Master Wu!

Today's lesson is something

totally boring!

(GROANING)

Looks like you need a lesson

in learning how to shut

your stupid face.

Well, here's something

you won't learn in school,

the Seven Deadly Butterflies

of Shaolin.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven!

I don't need a deadly

butterfly to beat you.

- (YELLS)

- Hyah!

JAY:
(WHISPERS) We are totes

blending in right now.

MASTER WU:

I can still see you!

- NYA:
Oh, man.

- Come on, this way.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Ho-ho! Wu's your daddy?

(GARMADON GROANING)

- MASTER WU:
Huh?

- Ha!

Get off of my head.

GARMADON:
Hey, bro,

get off my foot!

- MASTER WU:
Get off!

- No, you get off my foot

so I can kick you in the head.

(GROANING)

GARMADON:
Whoa!

- (STRAINING)

- (LAUGHING)

GARMADON:
Ow. (GRUNTING)

Master Wu!

- Look out! He's behind you!

- Where?

(GARMADON GRUNTING)

Oh!

Really? Tighty-whities? Still?

Face it,

you're out of moves, Wu.

Oh, yeah? How about this one?

Oh-oh.

MASTER WU:

I call it the Caged Monkey..

Oh, you have got

to be kidding me!

- (NINJAS GASP)

- Gasp.

And that, my students,

is how you fight

like a true ninja.

(SCOFFS) Well, a true ninja

would have counted

all seven butterflies.

What? I did.

One, two, three,

four, five, six...

Seven.

(YELLING)

No!

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

- Master Wu!

- (NINJAS EXCLAIM)

MASTER WU:
(SHOUTING)

Lloyd, always remember...

Yeah?

Stay on the right path

to find your inner peace.

- LLOYD:
No, no, no.

- NYA:
Oh, my gosh!

JAY:
Master Wu, we need you,

please! Don't leave!

Uncle Wu!

Did he say inner peace?

The right path?

Why is he bringing

these things up

so late in our adventure?

- GARMADON:
Well, well, well.

- (NINJAS GASP)

Looks like your precious

ninja master's gone.

Now, come on, La-Loyd.

Open the cage.

Let out your papa.

So, now you wanna be my dad?

I'm not gonna

ask you again, La-Loyd.

Open the cage right now.

One...

Two...

Three...

I thought that was

supposed to work with kids.

Listen, La-Loyd and friends

whose names I don't know...

- I'm Jay.

- It's not a question.

Oh. (GRUNTS)

Now, for you to make it

through this journey alive,

you're gonna need someone

to teach you the ninja way.

What do you know

about being a ninja?

Oh, I know plenty, La-Loyd.

You don't get to be a warlord

without knowing a thing or two

about the ninja arts.

The dark ninja arts.

(GROWLING)

- (EXCLAIMING)

- What is that?

You're a ninja?

Indeed, I am.

As a matter of fact, I wrote

the book on Ninjelligence.

Why are there

so many one-star reviews?

I think that's trolls,

personally.

- Oh.

- We don't need your book,

Garmadon. Wu is our master.

Well, Wu is gone.

And you're gonna need me to

get you out of this jungle,

or you're all gonna die.

Oh, great!

We're all gonna die.

We're not gonna die, Jay.

And while

I'm keeping you alive,

maybe I'll teach you some of

my sick dark ninja moves,

like the Buzzkill.

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