The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Page #7

NINJAS:
Wow.

- The Miso Slap.

- NINJAS:
Wow.

- Or the Chainsaw Chop.

- NINJAS:
Wow.

- Or the Dance of Doom.

- NINJAS:
Wow.

Hang on just a second.

This is Garmadon

we're talking about.

We can still make it to

the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon

on our own.

We just have to remember

what Master Wu taught us.

All I can remember is

we really need a ninja master.

And you are not

a ninja master.

So what are we gonna do?

(SIGHS DEEPLY) We take him.

Fantastic!

GARMADON:

You know what's funny?

I had La-Loyd

when I was 158 years old.

- Wow.

- Wait a minute.

- You're 174?

- GARMADON:
Yes.

Master Wu says he's 167,

and he's your younger brother?

He's my younger brother.

Correct.

How is that possible?

You look much...

NINJAS:
Younger.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, do you moisturize?

Yes, that's when I got

the upper hand on Master Wu.

- "Upper hands."

- Yeah, upper hands.

How did you gain two arms?

Oh, don't put it like that.

I don't know if that's

the best way to say it.

- Well, he's got four arms.

- Correct!

You know, a lot of people

don't ask me about it.

So, I'm glad

that he's comfortable asking.

Lloyd's never asked me once

about my arms.

- Have you, Lloyd?

- Don't talk to me.

I was bit by a snake.

- No!

- GARMADON:
Yes.

So the snake

had a bunch of arms?

- They don't have arms.

- ZANE:
Exactly.

Do you mean like a spider?

Oh, no, I was bit by a snake.

And the snake

had been bitten by a spider.

And then the snake bit me.

- Oh.

- Are you guys actually

buying any of this?

How else would you explain it,

La-Loyd? You weren't there.

So, when the two extra arms

started growing,

were you like, "Yes, this is

awesome!" Or were you like...

No, at first, I was, like,

totally freaked out,

and sometimes

I get self-conscious about it.

JAY:
Hey, uh, Garmadon.

Can I ask you

another question?

GARMADON:
Yeah, go ahead.

It's about the arms. Um,

can you shake your own hand?

- Look! Check it out, ninjas.

- NYA:
Oh, my gosh.

Oh, he's his own best friend!

- Oh, the double shake!

- (NINJAS LAUGH)

I love your bad boy charm.

Look at this. This is one of

my favorite things.

I look like I'm making out

with two people, don't I?

- COLE:
I'm impressed.

- ZANE:
Wonderful amusement!

Hey, you know what?

We should, uh...

We should be

practicing silence right now.

Sorry.

It's just, when you talk,

I don't wanna listen,

but when he talks,

I wanna listen.

I agree.

I've always said

he's weak-voiced.

I think we're gettin'

off point a little bit,

just a little bit.

You see what I mean

about the weak voice?

(IMITATES LLOYD)

"Like a little bit!"

- That's how he talks.

- Do it again.

- "A little bit!"

- (NINJAS LAUGHING)

Oh, that's not how I...

That doesn't sound like me!

(IMITATES LLOYD)

His sounds more like this.

Look what he's doing to us!

We have to focus.

He's turning our minds.

Thank you, Zane. You get it.

(BEEPS) My sensors indicate

a fork in the road.

NYA:
Hmm.

The right path is long,

and arduous, and enlightening.

And the left... A shortcut!

JAY:
Why would

they say "possible"?

They would know, right?

We're taking the shortcut.

Let's roll!

No, no.

Okay. Just wait.

Master Wu said we should stay

on the right path.

What?

You wanna listen to the guy

who fell off the bridge,

or the guy who didn't

fall off the bridge?

JAY:
Hey, Zane,

could you record this

and then

never play it back to me?

- ZANE:
Yes.

- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

KAI:
Um... Guys?

NYA:
Maybe this isn't

such a great idea.

(GASPS)

(THUNDER CRACKING)

(SHUDDERING)

This is my least favorite

place I've ever been in.

- LLOYD:
Did you hear that?

- (INDISTINCT GROWLING)

(BOTH YELLING)

- We're backing it out.

- KAI:
What?

- We're backing out.

- What did you just say?

- We're backing out.

- Go, go, go.

Back it.

Continue to back it out.

Continue to back it out.

- (NINJAS WHIMPERING)

- ZANE:
Alert. More danger.

- JAY:
I'm gonna throw up.

- NYA:
What do we do?

KAI:
There's too many of them.

Wait a minute.

Oh, my gosh. La-Loyd,

they look like

my former General Number Ones.

You guys look great.

Your skin

has such a lovely glow.

Have you all been

tanning lately or something?

We were fired.

(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

(SLURPING)

Out of a volcano.

Oh! Right, right, right.

Yeah, but other than that,

you're well?

Uh, Garmadon,

did you fire all of these

generals out of a volcano?

No! Not all at the same time.

Don't worry. These guys

are like family. They love me.

- Right, Generals?

- (FIRED GENERALS LAUGH)

- Oh, we're family all right.

- (WHIRRING)

NINJAS:
Ninja, go!

Guys, wait!

We need to use

our ninja powers.

What do we do? We're worthless

without our mechs.

LLOYD:
Come on. Remember

what Master Wu told us.

Nya, you can make a flood

to wash these guys outta here.

NYA:
The only hope

for water is

if Jay has another accident

in his pants.

Yeah, she's right.

We gotta get outta here!

- Ow, that hurts.

- KAI:
Let's go.

LLOYD:
No, no, guys.

Use your elemental powers.

- (FIRED GENERALS YELLING)

- We have the power! (SCREAMS)

FIRED GENERALS:
(SINGING)

We've got Garmadon

And this random kid

We are going to kill them

Oops, we shouldn't have

said that

I command you

to release me and my son.

That's an order, Generals.

I can't hear you!

I said, I command you

to release me and my son.

Hey, the reason

Bob can't hear

is 'cause

his eardrums blew up

after you shot him

out of the volcano!

I can't hear you!

You stupid butt!

What? Can you believe

what they're saying?

It's like I'm being treated

worse than anyone

in the history of the world.

A good thing you never have to

experience anything

like this, La-Loyd.

Yeah. Yeah. No one ever says

mean things to me

when my dad knocks over

their Pilates studio,

or their waxing salon,

or their kayak repair store,

or that place

that sells toner cartridges.

And you better believe

no one ever makes fun of me,

for not knowing

how to throw or catch a ball.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

(CHUCKLES) Hold on.

I know it's funny,

but what kind of jerk

would make fun of you

for that?

You're kidding, right?

You gotta stand up

for yourself,

and shoot them out

of a volcano.

That's how I roll.

You gotta get yourself

a volcano, kid.

(SCOFFS) Yeah.

Blowing stuff up

and never putting it

back together.

That is what you're best at,

isn't it?

Well, hello!

We have got a present for you.

FIRED GENERALS:
(CHANTING)

Fire him! Fire him! Fire him!

Oh, an exact reproduction

of my volcanic lair.

And let me guess,

you're going to fire us

out of it.

Oh, no, we're gonna fire you

into the volcano.

The 15 million kelvin magma

will melt your skin

before you can even feel

the heat!

Omar, take them to the top.

Okey-dokey.

(WHISTLES) Up you go!

Whoa. (GRUNTING)

(GASPS) What is that?

- Hey!

- What's up?

(IMITATING GUNSHOTS)

Zane! Are you okay?

I think I might be

an adrenaline junkie.

KAI:
I got you, dude!

I got you!

I really could've walked out

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