The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Page #8

by myself,

but thank you. Ow!

Wait, where's Lloyd?

- Um...

- Uh...

Oh, no.

I can't believe we just ran

off and left him back there.

This is terrible.

We are horrible friends.

And sub-par ninjas, too.

That's right. That's right.

- (HORN BLOWING IN DISTANCE)

- Wait. Guys...

(NINJAS PANTING)

FIRED GENERALS:

Fire him! Fire him!

- JAY:
Um...

- NYA:
Oh, no!

NINJAS:
Lloyd!

- He's in trouble.

- Oh, man.

What are we going to do?

We can still do this, guys.

We just gotta figure out

how to be real ninjas.

You know what would be

really brave?

Making camp,

sleeping for the night,

wake up in the day.

Yeah, that's brave.

Wait, Zane, don't you have,

like, 700 gigabytes

of martial arts movies

on your hard drive?

(VOCALIZING)

- Correct!

- Great! Roll 'em.

MALE ANNOUNCER:
Zane's

Martial Arts Movie Club.

- The Deadly Groundskeeper.

- Cop Tale Three.

- The Iceman Puncheth.

- Furious Fire Fist.

- Wall-puncher.

- Good Girls Versus Bad Guys.

- Killer Bills, Volume 2.

- Board Game of Death.

- Spear Dancer.

- The Mainframe.

- Caffeinated Master.

- Hip Man.

Judo Future Boy.

Locke Two:
The Joy Locke Club.

I Told You

You're Wasting Your Time

I Vowed To Give Up

That Way Of Life.

- Look Who's Punching.

- Look Who's Punching Too.

- NINJAS:
Whoa!

- Ay, ay, ay!

I learned so many things

so fast.

- That's right. That's right.

- I'm ready.

Time to get down and dirty.

Ninja style.

- COLE AND NYA:
Oh, yeah.

- KAI:
Right!

(NYA SPLUTTERING)

Whoa, is that a whale?

- (YELPS)

- (GRUNTS)

Guys, no swimming.

We just ate! (GROANS)

(CRACKLING)

(GROANING)

NYA:
Time to blend in.

(GROANS)

FIRED GENERALS:
(CHANTING)

Fire him! Fire him! Fire him!

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

La-Loyd...

Yeah.

Um... I...

- I just...

- (GRUNTING)

- NINJAS:
Lloyd!

- Guys!

Oh, hey!

Oh, my gosh!

How did you all get up here?

Oh, man.

We did all that stuff

that you and Master Wu

told us to do.

Ninja style, bro.

Whoa!

All right.

Let's get outta here

and make it to

the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

That's not gonna be easy,

girl ninja.

Because I fired

a ridic amount of generals.

LLOYD:
All right, all right.

I got an idea.

If we can hold these

generals off long enough,

we can build a way

out of here.

Great idea.

You kids start building.

La-Loyd and I will

throw you bricks.

Lloyd, I need a two-by-two.

Here it comes. (GRUNTS)

That was terrible.

Throw me a couple one-bys.

I got it. Check this out.

(GRUNTS)

How can you be so bad at this?

Yeah. You got a mental block?

Hang on, everybody.

You ninjas, keep at it.

La-Loyd, you're coming

with me.

I'll be in charge

of the tunes.

I'll just put it

on shuffle here.

Please not Jim Croce,

please not Jim Croce.

(JIM CROCE'S

I GOT A NAME PLAYING)

Ah! Jinxed us. Whatever.

All right!

Ninjas, keep building!

La-Loyd, I'm gonna teach you

how to throw.

(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

Come on!

- ZANE:
Nya, look alive!

- Thank you.

Yeah!

(CAT YOWLS)

- (SHATTERS)

- Run for it. (LAUGHS)

- (GRUNTING)

- (KAI YELLS)

Lloyd!

Over here, I'm open.

Okay. All right.

I can do this.

Quiet your mind, La-Loyd.

Okay.

Throw like no one's watching

except your judging father.

Not helping.

Oh, right.

You got this. Do it.

(ALL GRUNTING)

- Ha! La-Loyd.

- Yes!

Look at that.

I actually taught you

- how to do something.

- Right?

- Nice! Dude, that was awesome!

- JAY:
You did it, Lloyd!

Cole, catch.

- Kai.

- KAI:
Right here, I'm open!

- Great throw.

- NYA:
Give me another. Quick!

Zane, your turn, buddy.

JAY:
Whoa!

KAI:
You've got

a cannon for an arm.

NYA:
Seriously,

an awesome throw.

(LLOYD GRUNTING)

La-Loyd, something's

happening to my face.

It's turning upwards

in an unfamiliar motion.

Oh, I think they've deployed

nerve gas!

It's happening to you, too!

Listen, listen. We're smiling!

What is this "smiling"?

Go with it!

It feels good, right?

GARMADON:
It does.

Oh, this whole experience

is so foreign to me.

- LLOYD:
I know, right?

- Yeah!

- All right, here it comes.

- (GENERAL OLIVIA CACKLES)

La-Loyd!

(YELLS)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANING)

(GASPS)

Time to fire you out...

La-Loyd!

(GROANING)

La-Loyd, are you okay?

(STAMMERING) Yeah, yeah!

I think it was my arm.

Is it bad?

- Whoa!

- I don't wanna look!

(STUTTERS)

It looks okay, I guess.

Scale of one to 10,

how bad is it?

Oh, I'd say it's about

a seven-point...

Arm-ripped-off.

My arm is what? What did...

Say it one more time?

(STUTTERING)

Just, don't look down.

Don't look down

below your neck.

Don't do that face.

Why are you doing that face?

It's just a harmless little...

(GAGGING)

I gotta puke. It's disgusting.

Should I look?

(SCREAMS)

I looked! I have no arm!

I have no arm! No!

I told you it was bad.

Ah! That's way worse

than anything

I could have thought!

That's bad!

You're gonna be fine.

Let me text your mother.

Dad, no! I need you!

Stay with me!

Be here with me right now,

all right? Do something.

(STAMMERING)

All right, I'm gonna find it.

What does it look like?

It looks like my left arm,

except it's the right one.

Oh, of course, yes.

Okay, everybody, fan out,

form a grid.

Find La-Loyd's arm.

It's got a little hand

like a cup holder

and a black sleeve and

a little piece of green on it.

You'll know it

when you see it.

It's La-Loyd's arm,

for heaven's sake.

- Does this look like it?

- No.

All right,

let's try this arm out.

That's a leg.

Have you ever had

an arm that kicks?

- I mean, that could be cool.

- Can't say I have.

Hey, how about this one?

(SIGHS) That's a sword.

That's a sword!

Oh, man, to have a sword arm,

that'd be sweet!

You know, the idea of it

is a lot cooler

than the reality.

Oh, oh, wait...

Wait a minute. Found it!

- Here we go!

- Okay.

I'm gonna pop that arm

back into place.

(STUTTERING)

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

But it's only gonna hurt

for a second, right?

Hurt for a second? No!

This is gonna be agony

for a while.

Who gave you

that misinformation?

All right, all right,

all right.

Just do it, just do it,

just do it.

Okay. On the count of 12...

No, no, no, no.

I don't wanna do 12.

Let's do... Let's do, like,

a, you know, three.

Okay, three.

One,

two...

Ah! I wish your mom

was here to do this.

You're killing me. You got...

You gotta just do it.

All right. One,

two,

three.

Wow.

It, uh...

Feels, uh...

It feels pretty good.

- (SIGHS IN RELIEF)

- Feels pretty good. (CHUCKLES)

You did that,

put my arm back on

like a real dad.

You...

You called me "Dad."

Yeah.

Wow! I guess I...

I guess I did.

I really stepped up there

in kind of a "Dad" way.

(CHUCKLES) Right?

JAY:
Lloyd, come on!

We gotta get outta here!

- NYA:
Come on!

- COLE:
Run! Run!

ZANE:
Guys, we have to go.

- KAI:
Hurry! Hurry!

- JAY:
Come on!

LLOYD:
Let's get moving.

GARMADON:

Come on, everybody, let's go!

NYA:
I can't believe

it worked.

GARMADON:

Temple, here we come!

GARMADON:
Hey, La-Loyd,

let me show you

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