The Lion King 1½ Page #5

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Why is she toying with us?

Oh, this crazy chick

is going to eat us.

Simba has to go home

to challenge his uncle...

and reclaim his

rightful place as king.

Ooh, don't you get it?

Simba needs us-now!

He needs us?

Then he shouldn't

have left us!

If he wants to run off

to be "His Highness"...

well, I say don't let

the branches hit you...

on the way out.

Leave hakuna matata

to someone who appreciates it.

But, Timon, it's not really

hakuna matata without Simba.

What's gotten into you?

Not hakuna matata?

That's crazy talk-

crazy talk, I tell you.

Nothing's changed here.

We had hakuna matata

before Simba...

and we've still got it now.

We got to go help

our friend, Timon.

Et tu, Pumbaa?

You're just going to walk away,

give up on all this?

What happened to "friends

stick together to the end"?

Huh, huh, huh?

I was about to ask you

the same thing.

I got everything

I ever wanted right here.

Now, this is more like it-

Elbow room.

Uhh.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

Hakuna matata

What a wonderfuI phrase

Hakuna matata

Ain't no passing craze

It means...

Uhh.

No worries.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Ha ha!

You. No, no.

Don't say a word.

I know what

you're going to say.

Did you find hakuna matata?

Well, yes, I did.

Thank you very much.

And I am happy.

Happy, happy,

deliriously happy.

Ho ha ha! I see.

Happy, is it?

So, if you're so happy,

why do you look so miserable?

Miserable, you say?

Why should I be miserable?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe my two best pals...

in the world

deserted me.

Heh. They've-they've headed off

on some heroic mission.

My friends are gone.

And my hakuna matata

went with them.

Would you mind?

Ay!

Thanks. I'm glad

we had this talk.

My work here is done.

Friends stick together

to the end.

What was with the running?

If you can call that running.

I was giving you time

to catch up.

Aw, you big lug.

Hop on, buddy.

We got a fight to catch.

Let's whip some grass.

This is the stuff

of legends-an epic struggle...

the place

where heroes are born.

Pumbaa, this could be

our finest hour.

Luau!

If you're hungry for a hunk

of fat and juicy meat

Eat my buddy Pumbaa

here because he-

Heh heh. Let's just

cut to the chase, shall we?

Oh, sure.

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

What the-

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- Aah!

I love the smell of Pumbaa

in the morning.

Hey, hey, hey,

move your tush, honey.

Ma? Uncle Max?

- Oh, Timmy!

- Timon?

What are you doing here?

Looking for you.

Aw. Mommy's here.

Well, let me introduce you

to my best friend.

Pumbaa, Ma, Uncle Max.

Ma, Uncle Max, Pumbaa.

Aah!

Look, there's Simba,

and that must be his uncle Scar.

Oh, good, they're

talking things out...

which is how it should be.

You know, I have a feeling...

everything's going

to be just fine.

Ohh!

On the other hand...

the hyenas are up there

protecting Scar.

What do we do?

Well, I've got a plan.

How can we help?

Ma, Uncle Max,

you're going to dig a trap.

We're going to need...

dare I say it?

Tunnels-lots and lots

of tunnels.

And, Pumbaa, you and me...

we've got to get those hyenas

away from Simba.

Ooh, ooh!

And lure them into the trap?

Ho ho! Nothing gets past you.

Come on, Pumbaa, let's ride.

Something's different

about Timon.

You think?

He's wearing a dress!

Hey, Pumbaa.

What do you call a hyena

with half a brain?

Ha ha ha! Beats me,

Timon. What?

Gifted.

Ha ha-ooh!

They're talking about us.

For your last meal,

you're going to eat those words.

- Yaah!

- Yaah!

- Uhh!

- Ooh!

Ma, I think we got

their attention.

Not yet. Keep stalling.

OK.

You got to be kidding me.

Now, Ma?

Need more time, honey.

Uh, freestyle.

Ooh, encore, encore.

No, no, no.

You mean entree, entree.

No, you right.

Let's just eat them.

Is it ready yet, Ma?

Not yet. Keep stalling.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on a second.

Uh, Timon?

What are you doing?

Shenzi Marie Predatora

Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena...

would you do me the honor

of becoming my bride?

I don't think so.

Shenzi Marie, please.

I know what you're thinking.

We're too different.

It'll never work.

What will the children

look like?

Ooh, that violates

so many laws of nature.

Listen to me. The problems

of a couple of wacky kids...

like us don't amount

to a hill of termites...

in this nutty

circle of life thing.

And so I ask you-

if not now, when?

If not me, who?

I'm lonely.

Can I be your best man?

I say we skip the wedding

and go straight to the buffet.

Now?

Sure, if you're ready.

Oh.

Now, Max, now!

Hyenas in the hole!

- Huh?

- Huh?

Aah!

I need help.

It didn't work.

Hey, it works for me.

What are we going to do?

What?

Timon, no!

Let's get 'em.

I'd say Scar is down and out.

We did it! We did it!

Where's Timon?

Where's my baby?

He's hurt! Oh, no!

Oh, no! He's dead! Or worse!

We got to find him.

We've got to find him.

It's OK, Ma.

Oh, please. It is not OK!

Don't you tell me it's OK!

Timmy!

- Mmm-mm!

- Ooh!

My son...

the hero.

You missed a spot.

That's so beautiful.

Choking. Not breathing.

I couldn't have done it

without you guys.

That's our boy.

Ohh, I promised myself

I wasn't going to cry.

You've really come

a long way, Timon.

Did you find what

you were looking for?

I found a place that was

beyond my wildest dreams...

but it still wasn't home.

Let's go home, Ma.

Oh!

Welcome to our new home-

a predator-free environment.

I got to hand it to you, Timon.

This place has everything.

Well, now that

we're all here, it does.

Crane...

spreads its wings,

turns with dainty hands.

Dig a tunnel,

dig, dig a tunnel

We're never gonna dig

another tunnel

Dig a tunnel,

dig, dig a tunnel

Never gonna hyena come

Sing the praises

of great Timon

The greatest meerkat

we've ever known

Never dreamed

he'd help Simba shine

Proved it's cool

to hang out with swine

Accidentally

saved the day

Planned it so

it would look that way

Brought us out of

the dirt and sand

Brought his family

to the promised land

Sing the praises

of great Timon

Greatest meerkat

we've ever known

Well, that's it-

the big wrap-up,

the happy ending...

the grand finale.

It's over already?

Well, Pumbaa, that's

the thing about endings.

They come at the end.

Ooh, can we watch it again?

Pumbaa, we just saw it.

Maybe tomorrow.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

You didn't tell me

you were watching the movie.

I want to watch, too.

Ma, we just finished.

Show's over.

Well, you're just going

to have to rewind it.

Ma!

Uncle Max,

we're going to watch the movie.

Oh, no!

Hey, I brought extra butter.

Hey, you guys

are watching the movie?

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Any story worth telling

is worth telling twice.

- What the-

- Oh, excuse me.

- What the-

- Oh, excuse me.

- Excuse me.

- Excuse me.

- Excuse me.

- Excuse me.

- Excuse me.

- Get out of the way.

Who is this crowd?

Hey, down in front!

Aha!

Gawrsh!

Aloha!

Watch it!

Unh!

Ohh!

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