The Little Rascals Save the Day Page #3

Yeah, we travel in

different social circles.

I don't know.

They're awful short.

Hey, as long as they can carry a bag,

what difference does it make?

Okay, let's go. We're late.

Come on, grab the bags.

Now you two do

exactly what Mr. Kaye says

or you're out of a job.

Understand?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Oh, Edgar, how did you

manage having lunch here?

You're not even

a member of this club.

Let's just say

I have a few friends in high places.

Oh, you mean the Chief?

Yep, that's one.

Ooh, fancy.

Man, this working

for a living sure is a lot of work.

Yeah, I think

I'm more cut out for executive work.

You know,

with a corner office.

You said it, pal.

Oh, Ed, this is lovely.

Well, it is

a special occasion.

After all,

we've been dating for

one year, five months, three weeks,

four days and nine hours.

But who's counting.

Well, every minute of

it has been wonderful.

It has, hasn't it?

Who does he

think he is, a pro?

I don't know,

but he sure is lame.

It's gonna go...

That's exactly what it's gonna do.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm sorry, it's not gonna work.

Lame.

Maybe you'd like

to share with us

some of your

golfing expertise.

With pleasure.

Watch and learn.

Oh, good.

I can't wait.

Show him

how it's done, Spank.

Hmm.

Hmm. Mmm!

Ooh.

Mmm.

You're not getting

any taller.

Simmer down, hot sauce.

June, there's

something that I've been wanting to ask you.

Yes, Edgar?

Fore!

June, will you...

Ed, are you hurt?

What in the world

is going on here?

I got hit by a golf ball.

It came from over there.

Kids.

Those kids!

Quick, Spank.

Ditch the evidence.

Oh.

Fore.

And stay out.

You're fired!

Ugh!

What are we

going to do now?

Yeah, we all got

fired from our jobs.

Alfalfa and me didn't

get fired, we resigned.

Working conditions were terrible.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay, but how are we

gonna raise enough money to help Grandma?

Nobody ever got rich

working for somebody else, right?

Right.

So we're going to

start our own business.

Our own business?

What kind of business? Hmm.

Let me think.

What's up, Petey?

Petey just gave me an idea.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

Hi, Alfalfa.

Hi, Darla.

5 whole dollars?

I'm not sure.

That seems like

an awful lot of money.

What exactly do you

get for 5 whole dollars?

The question really is,

what don't you get?

Here at Komplete Pet Kare,

our expert staff will provide your pet

with the finest services

known to man or beast.

For the price of just $5,

our deluxe spa package

includes pet walking and washing.

But wait, there's more.

Your pet will also be groomed by our patented

Groom-O-Lator.

Well, that does

seem very nice,

but Princess Flufferina

means the world to me.

And I've never left her

with anyone else before.

She's my prized pet.

You have nothing to worry about, Darla.

She's in good hands.

In fact, people call

me the Cat Whisperer.

Hi there, kitty.

Spanky here will escort Princess Flufferina

to the spa.

Bye, Alfalfa.

Bye.

Come on, Romeo,

time to make some moolah.

How's the grooming going,

Mary Ann?

Yeah?

Pretty good.

It took a while

because he kept trying to hide in his shell,

but look at that smile now.

Show them, Cecil.

How are the fish comin'?

They're on the rinse cycle.

But I need both your help bathing and grooming

the other animals.

Alfalfa, fire up the Groom-O-Lator.

Why can't you fire it up?

'Cause I'm the leader.

I'm supervising.

Ready, Petey?

Here we go.

Here you go.

First stop,

the rinse station.

Next stop,

the soap-down station.

Then onto the rub-a-dub-dub

scrub station.

After that,

the dry-o-matic station.

And finally, a little perfume

to make them smell sweet.

Fresh and clean.

If this isn't a license to print money,

I don't know what is.

I gotta say,

I had my doubts at first,

but when you're right,

you're right.

Hey,

Spanky, when you're done signing autographs,

we need more soap.

Okay, okay.

The way I figure it,

if we can see 50 pets a day,

we'll have Grandma's

money in no time flat.

Here's another one.

Ready for grooming.

Ready for grooming.

Okay, guys,

load up the other pets.

We've got a lot of animals to groom.

Gotcha.

Oh, Ed, this is lovely.

I can't believe that

you put this whole thing together on your lunch break.

Well, our last date

didn't go so well

and there was something I wanted to

ask you before we got

interrupted.

Ask me anything,

Officer Kennedy.

Okay.

Let's go to

the park, little doggies.

Giddy up.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa!

Slow down!

Well, Miss Crabtree.

I mean, June...

- Officer Kennedy.

- Oh.

Hi, Miss Crabtree!

Hi, Officer Kennedy!

Are you guys

having a picnic?

Yeah, a picnic.

Here you go, little guy.

Hold still!

Spanky, maybe

you should handle Princess Flufferina?

It's just a cat,

not a mountain lion.

All I know is, when Darla sees how well

I took care of her cat,

she's gonna find

me irresponsible.

Don't you mean irresistible?

Irresistible. Irresistible.

Yeah, that, too.

Oh, no. Guys, look.

The machine is

turning them all green.

Remarkable.

What did you do, Mary Ann?

What do you mean,

"What did I do?"

You're the one

that put the soap in.

Look! It's green dye.

You distracted me, Mary Ann.

No. Darla's cat!

Wait, come back!

Watch out!

Hurry! Make it stop.

Mmm. That chocolate

sure looks good.

Oh, would you like one?

Yeah!

No, no, no, no.

Those chocolates are expensive.

Oh, there's plenty here.

Here, take some.

Now, are these your dogs?

Nah, we're just

walking 'em to make money for Grandma.

Aw, that is so nice.

Isn't that nice, Edgar?

Uh, yeah, that's lovely.

Now I'm sure you have

a lot of other dogs to walk,

so take chocolates to go.

Okay?

Oh. Oh...

Ooh!

No, sit! Stop, stop.

No! Sit, doggie.

No. Mush. No! No, no mush!

No, come on, sit, stop.

No. No.

Good thing that lamppost was there to stop him.

Mmm-hmm.

Kids.

Come back.

If you don't like green,

we can make them any

other color you want.

Alfalfa,

what happened to you?

Oh, just been working hard.

I'm here to pick up Princess Flufferina.

Is she ready?

Sure.

And wait until you see

her exciting new look.

What new look?

Here you go.

One Princess Flufferoni.

Darla hates me now.

At least we made

a little money for Grandma,

thanks to my great idea.

No, we actually lost money.

Yeah, all the pet owners

wanted their money back.

Did I mention

Darla hates me now?

Don't worry, I'll think

of something else.

- What?

- Yeah, what?

I'm thinking.

- Anything yet?

- No.

Now? How about now?

Anything yet?

Not yet.

Now? How about now?

Don't rush me.

Genius takes time.

- Grandma!

- Hi, kids, I got some good news.

I sold off some

old stock and I was able to raise $5,000.

That's great, Grandma.

You're almost halfway there.

And if I can drum up enough business,

I think I can get the rest.

But I need your help.

Sure, Grandma, no problem.

Would you mind handing out these flyers

all over town?

Sure. You bet!

Yay!

Guys?

What are they doing here?

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