The Little Rascals Save the Day Page #4

Hey. What do you

think you're doing?

Which color do you think would look better

for the tree house?

Caribbean green

or Georgia peach?

It's fine

just the way it is.

Desiree doesn't think so.

Do you, Desiree?

Desiree?

My decorator.

This dump is gonna

need a total makeover

when my father moves

it to our back yard.

So, how do you

even get in here?

I wouldn't do that.

The burglar alarm is set.

A burglar alarm?

On this dump?

Get real.

I told you.

Yeah, he told you.

That's hilarious.

I really don't like him.

Me neither.

Me three-ther.

No time to waste, men.

We're gonna distribute these flyers.

And then I'm gonna come up

with another great plan

to make money for Grandma.

Now, let's go. Come on!

Yeah!

Yeah!

I call on you, my friend

A helping hand you lend

In my time of need

Whenever I'm down

I call on you, my friend

I call on you, my friend

I call on you, my friend

Whenever I'm down

I call on you, my friend

A helping hand you lend

In my time of need

Whenever I'm down

I call on you, my friend

I call on you, my friend

Whenever I'm down

And all that's going on

Is really going on

Just one of

those days in joy

You say the right things

To keep me moving on

To keep my going strong

Going strong, going strong

Hey, Alfalfa!

Hi, Darla!

Are you all right?

I've died

and gone to heaven.

Actually,

this is Maple Street.

Let me help you up.

You have a nice voice.

Thanks. You have

a nice voice, too.

Why, thank you, Alfalfa.

I'm really sorry about your cat.

I hope you're not still mad.

It's all right.

When my friends saw Princess Flufferina,

they got jealous.

So now they all

want green cats, too.

Hey, are you

going to the library?

Yeah. I love books

about cats. See?

Cats and You,

Illustrated History of Cats,

Heroic Cats,

Great Cats of the Civil War.

Can I give you a ride to the library

on my bike?

Yeah. That would

be very nice of you.

Hey, the gang and I,

we have a band,

the International

Silver String Submarine Band.

I.S.S.S.B. for short.

Oh.

And I was wondering

if you'd like to sing with us

in the talent show next week.

I'd love to, Alfalfa,

but I already agreed to be in the talent show

with Waldo.

Waldo?

Hi, Darla.

Look at what my

dad just bought me.

Waldo!

It's beautiful!

Isn't it?

Want to go for a ride?

Do I?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

But I thought we were

going to the library.

That's okay, I'll take her.

I'd offer you a ride, too,

but clearly there's not

enough room for three.

Sorry. Bye, Alfalfa.

Hold it! Hold it.

And what happened

to our lead singer?

Darla and I could have

made such beautiful music together.

What does she see in Waldo

and that car of his?

Forget about her.

We need to rehearse for the talent show.

But you don't know how hard it is

to get a girlfriend

when you don't have wheels.

Hmm.

Mmm-hmm.

Wheels? Wheels!

I've got it.

I have my next great idea.

- What do you have in mind?

- Yeah.

Not only will we

make money for Grandma,

but you can impress Darla.

Hey, Darla.

Like a ride to the library?

Alfalfa?

Where did you get that?

Me and the gang made it.

It's our new taxi cab service.

What does it even run on?

Petey power.

And it gets 3 miles

to the bone.

So would you like

a ride to the library?

It's for a good cause,

to save Grandma's bakery.

Okay, I'd love a ride.

Hey! I'm supposed

to drive Darla.

Sorry, Waldo,

but Alfalfa already offered to take me.

I'd offer you

a ride, Waldo,

but, clearly,

there's not enough room.

Let's roll, Stymie.

See ya.

Home base calling dispatch.

Home base calling dispatch.

Come in.

Dispatch here.

What's up, Spank?

Tickets are

selling like hotcakes.

When are you guys coming

back to pick up the next batch of passengers?

Be back in an jiff.

Got one stop to make at Walnut,

then one more

at the library.

Great. Over and out.

Over and out.

Step right up, folks.

One dollar for the ride of your life.

This taxi's

great, Alfalfa. I love it.

Oh, no.

It's Butch and Worm.

Uh-oh.

Well, well, well.

Nice set of

wheels you got here.

Yeah, nice.

Fancy running

into you on our street.

How's about giving

me and Worm a ride?

Huh? Okay, Butch.

That'll be one dollar.

I was thinking

more like you pay me.

How much you got on you?

A robbery.

Yes!

You guys are

gonna get it now.

Hey, look. The cops!

Where?

Whoa!

- Yeah!

- That was awesome, Alfalfa.

I'm gonna get you guys.

See ya!

Wouldn't wanna be ya!

See you later, guys!

Next stop, Walnut Street.

And we have

officially arrived.

Thank you for riding

with Komplete Taxi, sir.

Tell all your friends.

Next customer?

Here, here, here, here. Thank you.

Ladies and gents,

it'll be a few minutes.

Gotta cool off the engine.

How about

a little music, Darla?

Sure.

Okay.

Okay, Petey.

This ought to wet your whistle.

Alfalfa? Do you suppose

you could change the station?

Of course, no problem.

Can't it play

anything else?

Sure.

With a moo moo here

And a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo

Everywhere a moo moo

Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O

Can't you play

anything else?

It's the only song I know.

We'll just have to enjoy

the silence for a while.

Okay, everybody.

All set to go.

Next stop,

the library.

Have a nice trip.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will be arriving at our destination

in five minutes.

But in the meantime,

please allow me to be your tour guide

pointing out all

the sights of our fair city.

On the left,

you will see the home

of 11 year-old

Freddie Gillespie,

the only person to

eat 27 Atomic FireBalls at once

and live

to tell the tale.

Alfalfa, aren't we

going a little fast?

Don't worry, we're fine.

This is the express taxi.

Uh... And on your right,

you will see the very spot

where Miss Mugilicutty's

rottweiler ate...

- Alfalfa?

- Stymie, I'm conducting a tour here.

It's important.

What's so important that it can't wait?

No brakes!

No brakes?

I'm too young

and handsome to die.

Watch out!

- Stymie! Do something!

- Like what?

Like don't crash!

Slow down!

Speed up!

Watch out! Get out of the way!

Hey!

- Watch the road!

- I can't see!

Hurry. Be careful!

Hurry!

Watch out!

Oh, remember this spot?

It's where we first met.

Aw.

That's right. You gave

me a parking citation.

Oh.

That's right. I did.

It's okay, Ed.

It was dismissed in court.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah. Well,

I mean, technically... I did.

Attention passengers,

the taxi is arriving at Gate 1.

Please have your tickets

ready to give to the...

Come on, guys!

Anyway, June.

We've been spending a lot of time together

and I've been thinking...

Oh.

June.

What's that?

I don't know.

All right, stay here,

I'll handle this.

Get out of the way.

- Watch out!

- Hey, you kids!

Whoa...

Is everyone all right?

What happened?

Are you guys okay?

I think we need

a tow truck.

That was amazing!

Let's do it again!

My ring! Where's my ring?

I'm so sorry, Darla.

I don't know what went wrong.

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