The Little Rascals Save the Day Page #5

What went wrong

was me accepting

this ride from you

in this death trap.

You kids

have really done it!

Do you know how many

laws you've broken?

I have had it with you kids!

Edgar, calm down.

They're just children.

They're not children.

They're monsters.

Public menaces.

Dangers to society.

They're future criminals.

Sorry,

Officer Kennedy.

He seems a little mad.

Darla, I heard the crash.

Are you all right?

Thank you, Waldo. I'm fine.

Just a little dizzy.

We were just trying to make money for

Grandma's bakery.

I don't wanna

hear your excuses.

And if I had my way,

I'd lock each one of you up in jail right now

and save the world

a whole lot of trouble in the future.

You know what, Edgar?

I don't think you and I should

see each other anymore.

What? Why not?

What kind of future do I have with a man who

doesn't even like children?

- Goodbye!

- Junebug.

Junebug, I like kids...

From a distance.

Would you like that

ride to the library now?

With pleasure.

Darla, wait.

Hope you have

insurance, Alfalfa.

Huh.

Officer Kennedy,

I found this.

I thought you might

want it back.

Women.

I don't think I'll ever understand them.

Join the club.

Well, I don't know

If all that's true

'Cause you got me

and baby, I got you

Babe

Hold it, hold it.

That sounded terrible.

Alfalfa, what's the problem?

The problem is I

don't got the babe.

And I don't got Darla.

I'm too depressed to sing.

Face it, Spank,

we're never gonna be

ready in time for

the talent show.

And we're never gonna make enough money

to save Grandma's bakery.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Okay,

so we had a little setback with the taxi service.

A little setback?

We lost money again.

And I lost Darla again.

To Waldo.

Boy, do I hate that guy.

Want another

reason to hate him?

Look. The brake

lever from the taxi cab.

The cables didn't snap,

they were cut.

And who would want to

see us fail more than anyone?

- Waldo.

- Exactly.

That's it. I'm gonna

tear him limb from limb.

Boy, Waldo messed

with the wrong guy.

And he's gonna

be sorry he did.

'Cause I'm a caged tiger.

A hurricane.

And when someone crosses me,

they unleash,

the sledgehammer!

Did I win?

Alfalfa, you're a genius.

You've given me a great idea.

How we can raise money

and help you get Darla back.

Isn't that what

you said last time?

And the time before that?

Yeah.

This time, it's a sure thing.

Here you are, Darla.

One refreshing

jumbo strawberry fizz supreme.

Two straws.

Thank you, Waldo.

It's so nice of you.

Anything for my

partner in the talent show.

You and I are going

to be unstoppable.

Come see

the wrestling match of the century.

Tell your friends!

Alfalfa versus the Masked Marvel.

Yeah, you don't

want to miss it.

One day only.

Alfalfa's gonna wrestle

the Masked Marvel?

Sounds dangerous.

Sounds ridiculous.

He couldn't wrestle a teddy bear.

I think he's pretty

brave to do this.

Something fishy here.

Would you excuse

me a moment, Darla?

Well, of course, Waldo.

Alfalfa is gonna

beat the Masked Marvel.

Yeah,

tell your friends.

Excuse me, my good man.

You don't happen to know

who this Masked Marvel is, do you?

Yeah. But it's a secret.

Yeah, a big secret.

Spanky told us we're not supposed to tell.

I don't believe it.

Spanky would never tell you

who the Masked Marvel is.

You're too little.

We're not too little.

We know.

Yeah, we know

exactly who it is.

My friend,

Abraham Lincoln here,

says you don't.

I bet you $5

you don't know who the Masked Marvel is.

Yeah? Well, guess what.

I'm going to be

the Masked Marvel.

Yeah, Porky's gonna be the Masked Marvel.

Now pay up.

Well, you guys sure showed me.

Here, don't spend

it all on gum balls.

Yes!

Yeah!

Gentlemen.

Who you callin' a gentleman?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'm here to make

you a proposition.

Yeah?

What kind of proposition?

Yeah?

What kind of proposition?

The best kind.

A profitable one.

Gimme that.

Oh, there's more

where that came from.

Follow me,

there's a secret entrance.

Hurry, I hope it hasn't

started yet.

I don't wanna miss it.

- Me neither.

- Two tickets, please.

Thanks for

inviting me, Waldo.

Normally, I abhor violence,

but this seemed

too good to miss.

Enjoy the match. Next!

Popcorn! Get your popcorn!

Can't enjoy a wrestling match without

a big old bag of popcorn.

Thank you.

Popcorn! Get your popcorn!

Welcome to the match.

Welcome.

Psst.

Spank. How we doing so far?

Great. We got a full house.

Boy, are we gonna clean up.

I'll take that.

I paid

good money for that.

I just hope Alfalfa doesn't hurt

the Masked Marvel too badly.

Oh, I wouldn't

worry about that.

Hey, this area is

for wrestlers only.

- There's been a change of plan.

- Yeah.

Hello, Spanky.

Waldo? I didn't think of you

as the wrestling type.

I couldn't pass

up the opportunity

to see the Masked Marvel

wipe the floor with Alfalfa.

Oh, yeah? You're gonna be

disappointed, Waldo.

There's no way

Alfalfa's going to lose.

Oh, really?

Care to make it interesting?

What do you mean?

I'll bet you all the money you've made from

collecting admissions

that Alfalfa is

going to lose.

You're on, Waldo.

It's a bet.

Sucker.

Showtime, Porky.

Wow, Porky.

The costume looks great on you.

You even look taller.

And remember,

when I give you the high sign,

that's your cue to

take a dive. Got it?

Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to

the world championship wrestling match of all time.

Are you ready to wrestle?

In this corner,

the most dangerous man in wrestling.

Let's hear it for the undefeated,

Wildcat Alfalfa.

Alfalfa! Alfalfa!

How is he undefeated if he's never

wrestled before?

That's why he's undefeated.

Ah...

In this corner,

his opponent,

the most feared

man in wrestling.

The man, the myth,

the legend,

the Masked Marvel!

Whoo! Go, Masked Marvel!

Okay, men, bring it in.

Shake hands.

Men, I wanna see

a fair fight.

Good luck and may

the best man win.

And remember, Porky,

make it look real.

And, fight.

Yeah! Alfalfa!

Ooh, yeah!

Oh.

Ooh.

Are you okay?

He knows he's

supposed to lose, right?

Yeah. He's just

makin' it look good.

Now get back in there, champ.

Go, Alfalfa!

Go, Masked Marvel.

Okay, Masked Marvel.

Get ready for my signature move,

the pulverizer.

It puts the "ow" in pow!

Alfalfa! Alfalfa!

Alfalfa! Alfalfa!

Holy guacamole.

What happened?

Hmm?

And, fight.

Alfalfa! Alfalfa!

Yes!

Whoa!

Porky.

Don't you see he's

giving you the high sign?

- Oh, I can't watch!

- I can.

You're supposed to

make it look real.

Not that real!

I don't remember this

as part of the plan.

Me neither.

Spanky! Spanky! Spanky!

Psst.

Alfalfa.

If Porky's there,

then who's...

Butch.

Butch!

Run, Alfalfa, run!

Run for your life!

Ooh!

What are you doing?

Ooh!

Oh, no.

Yeah! And the winner

is Butch!

This isn't fair.

You cheated by putting Butch in the match.

And you cheated by rigging the match

with Porky.

I just cheated better.

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