The Love Section Page #5

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of the H.F. Group?

He's this big time real

estate mogul.

Nah, I don't know him.

Well, I'm sure you notice

all the renovation going

on downtown, right?

Yeah, traffic is a b*tch,

all day.

Mmm-hmm.

Well, that's their contracts.

I have a meeting with

James Johnson, the CEO,

next week.

I mean, do you know what

that means if I get

this contract?

You'll pay me back

that $30 you owe me?

Yes, plus interest.

Well, that sound like

a power move, man.

Why don't you come on down

to Giggles and, you know,

we'll drink to it.

(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

Hold on a second.

All right.

Hey, sweetie.

Hold on. Hold on.

that's Sandrine.

I'm gonna hit you back.

All right, man. I'm going to

finish what I'm doing,

get dressed

and head down to Giggles, man.

I'll just holler

at you tomorrow.

Okay, cool.

Have a good show.

All right, bro.

Hey, what's up, sweetie?

I'm good. How are you?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm cool.

Okay.

You've been somewhat

distant lately.

Yeah. I'm sorry. I...

I couldn't sleep

the other night.

Sorry.

Anything you want

to talk about?

No. Just...

Dealing with work.

Okay.

Well, maybe I can cheer

you up. What are you doing

tomorrow night?

Tomorrow...

I'm going to this real

estate marketing seminar,

down by LAX.

All right. So, if you are

not too tired after that,

maybe I can swing by.

Well, let me see.

We might go get drinks

afterwards,

but I'll give you

a call, okay?

Okay.

All right.

I'll talk to you later.

Okay. Bye.

There is a God, bro.

Whoa, whoa.

You got the number?

Did I? Melody just came

to my show to see me.

And you are asking me,

"Did I get the number?"

Okay. Let me rephrase that.

Are you going to call her?

Call her?

I'm heading over there

to see her tonight, man.

What?

You know how I do.

How long is a

seminar thing, anyway?

It's about to be 12:00, Sandy.

He said they might go

out for drinks after.

Call again.

Okay.

Look at you.

Couldn't wait.

Still going to voicemail.

Look. I say go over there

in your birthday suit

and get it popping.

I thought of that. I would.

But his phone is off.

Honey, if he is as stressed as

you are making it seem like

what you doing all right now.

If I was you, I'd go over

there buck naked

and I bet you that'll put

a smile on his face.

You're right.

I know.

Besides, what's better

than drunk sex?

All right, then. So, on that

point. Go, call him.

Thank you.

SANDRINE:

Okay, I'll call you tomorrow.

I know, okay.

Oh, sh*t!

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Hey, baby, what's going on?

Where's the whipped cream?

(WHISPERING)

What are you doing?

Go! Go get dressed.

My girlfriend's here.

(WHISPERING)

Girlfriend?

Oh! Hell no!

Bring her in.

Go. Bring her in.

Go get dressed.

Bring her in!

(MOUTHING)

I'm not getting dressed.

I want to meet this b*tch.

Now? What are you doing?

Open the damn door!

Maybe not.

Ali!

(BANGING ON DOOR)

Ali!

Girl, he's not even

coming to the door.

This is silly.

It was a bad idea.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Oh!

Look who's home. Wow.

Remember, I told you the door

was broken last week.

Sounds like

such a coincidence.

I know, but...

But, what?

I've been calling you

for the last three hours.

Your phone is going

straight to voicemail.

My battery died. I called you

as soon as I got home.

And then what about

the time when you left

my apartment early.

Now I'm wondering,

where'd you go?

I went home.

Wow.

Wow. You know I came here

thinking we were going

to get somewhere tonight.

I should have

stayed home.

Wait.

What?

What do you

want me to do?

You want me to what,

make something up?

No. You are doing a

really good job of that,

right now.

Thought I was the young one

in the relationship.

What are you doing?

The door's broke,

remember?

I don't need those.

Sandrine!

I miss you when

you with me, girl.

Things are going

really good at work.

Yeah. We're getting along now.

Thank goodness.

That's good.

I'm gonna finish cooking

this food for you.

You are the best husband.

What did you say?

I said you are the best.

Say it again.

You are the best husband.

Oh, honey. You know what?

I told the girls that we

were going shopping

and I am late. Let's see

what time it is.

Yeah. Actually, we're supposed

to be there right now.

I'll be back in a

couple of hours, okay?

Hurry up and come on back.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Oh, you want me

to get that?

Oh, no. I got it.

It ain't nobody but Ali.

Hey, yo! Come on in, boss.

(DOOR OPENS)

What's up, champ?

I'm good. I'm good.

Have a seat, man.

What's up with those burners?

Man, about to get my

Chef Boyardee on.

Hey, Ali.

Hey, Jackie.

How are you?

I'm good.

How's Sandrine?

She's okay.

Good.

Okay, honey. I'll be back

in a couple of hours.

Okay.

Be good.

Hurry back. I love you.

I love you, too.

Don't sell that kind of

chocolate no more, boy.

Hey, I got

something for you.

What's up?

This.

It's the ass porn.

Ebony porn.

Miscellaneous.

Now,

I know you don't do porn.

I know this.

But do whatever

you want to with this, man.

I don't care. eBay,

Craigslist, man.

You can get a lot of money

for this sh*t on the streets.

Just get it out of here, man.

Like, I'm done.

Wait. Wait.

What happened?

Man.

Let's just say, I had a

wake-up call last night.

I mean, it's about to be

a new year.

No more porno

for me, man.

Whoa. So...

Melody...

Nothing happened?

So she invited me

to the set,

man, where she was filming.

Long story short, man,

things got hot and heavy.

I'm kind of confused, right.

I don't understand.

What do you want me to do

in this scene?

B*tch, I need

you to emote.

Emote.

Emote.

Emote. Yeah.

Can you do that?

Miss Juggs, I have a

Joel Long here to see you.

Yes.

What's up, man?

Follow me, babe.

Okay.

All right, dog.

What's up, man?

Thanks, man. Good work.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Good work on you.

What is that? You using

the penis pump?

No.

Oh.

Sorry, love, I had to

change real quick.

(SENSUAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

You know, I was,

ahem,

real surprised to see you

at my show yesterday.

Yeah, my girlfriend went

a few weeks ago.

She said that the show

was really great and

the host was really cute.

(STAMMERING) I was just...

Yo, I was hosting.

Well, you tell

your girlfriend, that,

you know, drinks are

on me next week.

Well,

looks like I know my lines.

I bet, it's, um,

real hard

for you to, um...

(STAMMERING)

...to memorize

all them lines, huh?

Well, it is.

But, I studied Shakespeare.

Damn, Melody.

They even bigger than

they is on the video!

Oh, you've seen my movie?

Oh? What?

I mean, come on,

I don't, you know...

You know, like

maybe once or twice.

That's it? Yeah.

Seven, 18.

(MUFFLED TALKING)

MELODY:
Oh, baby.

JOEL:
Huh?

Baby?

Baby?

You all right?

JOEL:
Huh?

You act like

you've seen a ghost.

No, no, no, no.

It's just that I keep...

Damn.

I couldn't do it, man.

All I kept thinking about

was Jackie, man.

I kept these images

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