The Man Called Flintstone Page #6

No?. What about your chubby friend?.

Oh, l, uh-- I just remembered,

I doubled-parked outside.

-Uh, I'll be right back.

-Ferocious.

[GROWLlNG]

[LAUGHlNG]

[GROWLlNG]

BARNEY:

Oh, oh, ooh.

GOOSE:

Not yet, Ferocious. I may need him.

Tanya, show them the torture chamber.

These are some of my toys.

But I want you to see my latest one.

It's called an "erocktric chair. "

We strap you in and....

[ROCK THUDS]

Quite effective, isn't it?.

[ST AMMERlNG]

About my car, I left my lights on too.

Uh, can I turn them off?.

Take it easy, Barn.

Help will be here any second.

You'll get nothing out of me,

Green Goose.

I knew it would be useless

to even try with you, Slag.

But your chubby little friend...

...is another story, isn't he?. Ha, ha.

Tanya, the rack.

Hey. Hey. What are you doing to Barney?.

Perhaps when you see

what happens to your friend...

...you'll tell me what I want to know.

[BARNEY YELLS]

You can't intimidate me

with these crude methods.

I'm intimidated. Yeow!

-Talk, Slag.

-Never.

[BARNEY YELLS]

-Talk.

-No.

[BARNEY YELLS]

Don't worry, Barn.

All we got to do

is stall him a little longer.

My lips are sealed, Goose.

[BARNEY YELLS]

Slag, you're superhuman.

I've never met anyone like you.

Zounds. How much pain

can a man stand?.

All you can dish out and more.

[BARNEY YELLS]

Don't worry, Barney, I can take it.

You ain't taking it. I am.

You're gonna come out of this

a big man.

And a thin one too.

[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]

At last.

It's about time. I was beginning to think

you wouldn't show up.

Chief?.

If you're expecting Chief Boulder,

he's out.

Out cold, for the evening.

That's right.

And we found this message on him.

Hmm. "Green Goose secret weapon

is giant inter-rockinental missile.

Our anti-missile missile

is not operational yet. "

Mm. Ha-ha-ha. Good work, Ali.

Release the prisoner, Tanya.

I have the information I need.

Lock those two up

and prepare to launch missile.

Nobody can stop me now.

[LAUGHlNG]

So that's the way it was, Barney.

Just because

I happen to look like Rock Slag...

...I got the plane tickets,

money, everything.

And I also got you into this mess.

My best friend.

Well, it could be worse, Fred.

At least Betty and Wilma

and the kids are okay.

Yeah. I wonder

if we'll ever see them again.

-Hey, Slag. Chow time.

-Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, boy, food. Oh, I'm starved.

Barney. Don't eat that stuff.

I couldn't if I wanted to, Fred. No spoon.

Looks like the Green Goose

is trying to get rid of us, Barney.

We got to get out of here

and find that missile.

Oh, I wonder where it could be.

Ha-ha-ha. The Fun House.

I hope our guests

are enjoying their last moments.

Oh, this amusement park

is the perfect launching spot.

Who would think that the Space Ride

is really a deadly missile?.

No one.

Now, let's prepare to launch.

Hey, uh, Fred, you sure you know

what you're doing?.

Uh, this tower is a hundred feet high

and you got an awful short tie.

Don't worry, we'll make it.

Easy, Fred.

How're you doing, Barn?.

You think you can jump

the rest of the way?.

Are you kidding?. Pull me up. Pull me up.

BARNEY:

Uh-oh.

Help!

Faster, Barney, faster.

Hurry, Barney, hurry.

[BARNEY CRASHES]

Oh, nice going, Fred.

You nearly got me killed.

What are you complaining about?.

-That was my best tie you ruined.

-Oh, sorry, Fred.

Guess we never will get out of here.

-Hey, Barney, look.

-What is it?.

The guards. They're asleep.

And the key is hanging on the desk.

-So, what good does that--?.

-Shh. Quiet.

Oh, uh, sorry, Fred.

But, uh, how are we gonna get the key?.

That's what we got to figure out.

Hey. Would you mind

speaking a little louder?.

I can't hear a word you're saying.

FRED:
Well, what do you know?.

The tape recorder.

How would you like to do us

a little favor?.

What kind of a little favor?.

-Oh, nothing much. You see that key?.

-What about it?.

Just fly over there

and bring it back to me.

Uh-uh. I' m a recorder, not a retriever.

But you've got to.

It's our only chance to get out of here.

All right, all right.

Simmer down. I'll give it a try.

[BOTH SNORlNG]

Shh. Turn around.

Oops.

Oh, no.

Sorry, it slipped.

But don't worry. I'll get it.

Just put me down and relax.

-What's he gonna do, Fred?.

-Beats me.

Whoa, I'm hurt. The old wing is shot.

Woe is me. I can't fly anymore.

Never again to zoom into the wild blue.

Isn't that an awful thing

to happen to poor little me?.

[GROWLS]

Get ready, here comes the pigeon.

[GROWLlNG]

Come on, bird, come on.

BlRD:

Open up.

Barney, I got it. I got the key.

I just hope the union

never hears about this.

[DlNOSAUR GRUNTlNG]

Hold it, Barney.

That door might lead to a trap.

You better let me check first.

Okay, Fred.

It's okay, Barn, come on.

Barney?.

Where are you?.

Let me go. Let me go.

Take it easy, Rock.

It's only me, Triple X.

Oh. Boy, am I glad to see you.

Where you been?. What took you

so long?. Where's the chief?.

One question at a time, please.

Heh, heh. Sorry. Here, you dropped

your hat and your hanky.

Hey, that's funny, Triple X...

...the Green Goose

was wearing a mask like this.

He was?.

What a very clever disguise,

don't you think?.

Uh, now, may I have it back, please?.

You mean, this is your mask?.

[LAUGHlNG]

Yes, exactly.

[SOBBlNG]

Then you're the Green Goose.

And you're a dead duck.

Ali, Bobo. Over here.

Oh, no, you don't.

Come back, you.

Never mind him.

I'm going to fire the missile. Come on.

[ALl AND BOBO LAUGHlNG]

BOBO:

Oh, boy, big fireworks.

ALl:

Whole world go boom. Ha-ha-ha.

The missile. I've gotta stop them.

I wonder where Barney is.

Maybe he could...?.

Help!

[GROWLlNG]

Uh, take it easy, Ferocious.

Can't we sort of talk this over?.

[GROWLS]

Fred. Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.

Ferocious wasn't gonna wait

till lunchtime.

Come on, Barney.

There's no time to lose.

GOOSE:
Ha-ha-ha.

This is the big moment, gentlemen.

First I set the directional control.

Then I set the firing pin.

When the countdown reaches zero,

the blade will snap back...

...cut the rope

and the missile will take off.

Oh, Goose, you are a genius.

Oh, you are so right.

In a matter of minutes,

the whole world will know of my power.

And I alone shall rule supreme.

[LAUGHlNG]

We've got to find that missile, Barney.

It's all up to us now.

Hey, Fred, look. The Green Goose.

Hold on, Barney, we're crashing through.

-Stop them, Bobo.

-Right.

Ah, Mr. Slag, we meet again.

But too late for you to stop me.

Run, Barney, run.

Head for the space ride, Barney,

we can hide in there.

Oh, it's locked.

Uh, press the button.

Inside, quick.

Don't open that door.

GOOSE:
Our friends have

trapped themselves in the missile.

Well, we no longer

need concern ourselves with them.

Hey, did you hear that, Fred?.

Yeah, Barney, we found the missile.

[ST AMMERlNG]

What can we do?.

Nothing to save ourselves...

...but we can aim the missile into space

where it won't do any harm.

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