The Marrying Man Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 115 min
- 326 Views
- I'm sorry?
Finishes last
three years in a row.
- Four!
- Four years in a row!
Now he knows everything
about show business.
I know umpires making
- Mr. Pineapple Head.
- Pineapple head?
- Can I say something, George?
You're very boring.
You want to hang out with us,
get snappier dialogue.
I don't hear Charley coming
up with any snappier dialogue.
- That's different. Charley's rich.
- Hey, hey!
I don't mind if Charley bores us.
Is this fun?
Is this the best time
you ever had in your life?
Going to Vegas with three-and-a-half
funny guys who treat you like an equal.
We pretend that we
enjoy your company.
Why do we treat you...
like an equal?
- Because I pay for everything.
- Exactly.!
You see. The first thing
he grabs is his hair.
I always do this.
Hey, buddy.
- How long's it going to take?
- You want it fast or
do you want it to last?
I'll write the lyrics.
Just fix the tire.
Adele, we have a bad connection.
I miss you too, honey.
I still say
he's not hot for her.
About 40 miles outside of Vegas.
off and head back tonight.
I just miss you too much.
What did he say? Birds were chirping.
I couldn't hear that.
I love you.
Bye, honey.
He's joking, that's what it is.
He's joking. Charley.
Don't tell jokes. You're not funny.
We're funny, not you.
It's no joke.
I'm going back.
Aw, Charley!
I'll take you there.
I'll pay for the weekend.
- I'm going back to L.A. Tonight.
- Charley.
- I miss her, guys.
- Tell him what he's missing.
On my mother's life,
these are not women, they're goddesses.
- Am I lying, Sammy?
- Goddesses, Charley.
Any of them could marry a prince
or a duke if they could get to Europe.
Big women, six-two, six-three.
There were 12 of them.
It's like a mountain of tits.
Hey, the tire, the tire!
You guys don't get it.
I'm getting married in six days.
I'm tired of screwing around. That's
all I've been doing my whole life.
Can I ask you a question?
Are you hot for Adele?
I just got finished telling you,
I'm nuts for her.
Nuts is a different topic.
- Hot!
- Different than nuts.
I've had hot before.
Hot always got me into trouble.
Hot always cost me a bundle
of dough and a kick in the ass.
- I want a woman I can depend on.
- Why can't you have both?
Because you can't.
You ever hear of crimes of passion?
A hot woman
screws up your mind.
Guy sees the woman
he's in love with...
in bed with another guy,
he writes her off.
- He catches some guy screwing
the woman he's hot for...
She's done!
We did talk Charley
into stopping for a few drinks...
figuring we could persuade him
tojoin us at the Pick-A-Daisy.
You can lead
a man in love to water...
but you gotta drag him
to horse around.
Dd
Feeling lucky.!
Feeling lucky.!
Watch your hands.!
Keep your hands back.!
He's on the phone again.
We should have killed
this romance when it started.
A man in love is a man
who dumps his friends.
I'm going to miss Charley.
Fellas, I have found
the one girl in a million.
You ask me if I'm hot for her,
I'm better than hot.
I am crazy, nuts,
absolutely insane for her.
That's great. Maybe one day
you'll be hot for her, too.
And now here's a young lady
I know you're going to enjoy.
Adele wants to put
my picture on the ceiling...
so it's the first thing
she sees in the morning.
I wish we didn't have
to wait six day...
Birds do it
Bees do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love
Sometimes it's good to wait.
- Who is that?
- For example.
Let's do it Let's do it
Who is she, Sammy?
Must be a new kid.
Never saw her before.
The Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins
dSome Argentines...
Nice body.
Right, Charley?
She's um...
She's got, um...
Good phrasing.
- Her phrasing, it's good.
when she came out.
Let's hear her phrase
a little more.
One more song?
One song, one encore,
one reprise. That's it.
Electric eels
I might add, do it
Although it shocks them
I know
Why ask if shad do it
dln shallow shoal
English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy
of bowls do it
Let's do it
Let's fall...
In love
Come on, baby
There's not much to it
Just come along with me boy
And get right down to it
Let's fall...
In love
Let's just do it
Let's just do it
Love'll come later
Feels so good
Yeah
Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Vicki Anderson.
I gotta get going.
Charley, where's your manners?
Tell the lady how much
you appreciate her phrasing.
Murder, he says d
Sammy, ask if the lady will join
some admirers for a drink.
- Phil...
- She'd get a kick out of meeting you.
- Okay, Sam?
- Can do.
If the man says
"can do," can do!
Is that the
language of love
Takes me in his arms
ls that the language oflove
No good. Bad idea.
No can do.
What do you mean?
She won't have a drink with us?
- She's seeing a guy. She's spoke for.
- Let me talk to her.
- Leave it to me.
- Forget it!
She's Bugsy Siegel's girl.
- That name was not mentioned.
- Let's go.
to have one drink?
Nothin'. So they'll bury
us all in the same box.
Pay the check.
Leave a very big tip.
- I just want to say hello.
- Without a tongue?
They don't call Bugsy "Bugsy"
'cause he's friendly.
- Grab his arms.
- Come on.
Don't look back.
They got cameras in the ceiling.
You don't think that girl
has something special?
You're just nervous. Suddenly,
You don't think
that girl is beautiful?
I thought she was
a little common.
Adele is pretty.
This girl...
... Will bring on
nobody's murder but his own
Hard to say.
Charley, you gotta
come with us.
- We need you for the group discount.
- Get in the car.
It's too late to
make it back to L.A.
Give the girls
at the ranch a break.
- I want to get back to Adele.
- Charley!
- Bust a couple of broncos for me.
- See ya at the altar.
Can you spot me a twenty?
You're a lucky man to have
a real lady waiting for you.
Poor slobs like us...
we've got to kill three days
humping 12 crazy amazons!
See ya later, Charley.
- It's only a dime to change your mind.
- Knock 'em dead.
- We miss you already. Come on.
- We'll mail you the bill.
He said get in the groove
dHe said keep on the move
- He says murder d
- Murder!
- Murder!
- Murder!
Murder, murder, murder
that's what he said
Is that clock right?
Guess so.
You're the first one in Vegas
who ever asked me the time.
Another
two-cents-plain?
Sure.
Why not?
How ya doin', Charley?
Well, I'm doin'
just fine, thanks.
Lady's talkin' to me, chief.
Oh, oh!
My name is Charley, too.
Honest.
I saw your show.
All three shows,
0 fans
Submitted on August 05, 2018
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