The Marrying Man Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 115 min
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Do I look like a schmuck?
- No, sir.
Bugsy Siegel may be crazy.
But stupid, he's not.
Those people out there
kill for power, money!
But this thing
he did for revenge.
For talking to his ex-girlfriend
- You got broken legs, Charley?
- No, sir.
What else did you do
besides talk to her?
The rest of the story
contains certain...
indelicacies which are
Indelicacies?
We sent out 400
wedding invitations!
The governor and both senators
are flying in from Washington!
On this morning's front page
of the Los Angeles Globe...
is a picture of you...
Bugsy Siegel,
and the bimbo getting married...
in some Las Vegas
quickie wedding chapel.
On page 12 is the announcement
of the engagement...
of my daughter
to the same man...
whose f***ing picture
is on page one.
And you want to talk
about indelicacies!
I can see you don't want
to hear my side of the story.
They're laughing at me
at every studio in town.
I make family pictures!
Families bring their kids.
Children sing songs,
and buy toy bunny rabbits...
and ducks that go
"quack" in my pictures.
I'll break your ass,
you f***ing little shithead.
Get out of my house
before I kick you out.
- I'm sorry, Adele.
- Don't talk to him.
- She doesn't forgive you.!
- I'd like to explain it.
- Get the f*** out of here!
I'm not going to give up,
because I'm in love with you!
Mr. Horner,
we'll talk.
You'd better start
eating at home...
'cause you won't get into
a restaurant in this city.
You won't get a table,
a chair, a plate...
a piece of lettuce
that dropped off the tray!
You're through in this town.
You're a dead man.
In tomorrow's obituaries,
I'm puttin' in...
"Died today,
Charles Raymond Pearl.
"Cause of death...
a f***ing flaw
in his f***ing character."
Dl just want to swing with you
- d Swing with you d
- Take that down.
Charley.
This thing...
it'll pass.
Maybe not in our lifetime,
but it'll pass.
The guy's not eating.
- You gotta eat, Charley.
- I'm not hungry.
He's not hungry.
You gotta get
out more, Charley.
You can't stay cooped up
on the patio...
Iooking out at the same
panoramic view every night.
Forget it.
No woman is worth starving for.
- Just another broad.
Thought you were
thinking of Vicki.
Have you heard from her?
- Vicki?
- No, Adele.
They won't put
my calls through.
I hear she's in San Diego.
- Adele?
- No, Vicki.
She's singing in some joint.
I just can't get that woman
out of my mind.
Which one?
Excuse me,
Mr. Charley.
There's a lady here to see you.
Even money, it's Adele.
I'll take a C-note
on the songbird.
You got my letter?
I hate you so much...
because I'm still
in love with you...
partly because you're so bad...
and partly because
you're so honest.
I don't know another man who'd
admit to his future wife...
that he'd slept
with another woman...
six days before their wedding.
I think Mr. Siegel
let you off easy.
If I had walked into that room
and saw you in bed...
I would have shot you
and her on the spot.
Especially her!
things to me on "last page,"
and I don't know what to think.
Do you still want to marry me?
- Yes, Adele.
- Why?
- I'm still in love with you.
- Why did you sleep with her?
- You won't like my answer.
- Say it anyway.
I just had to have her.
You're right, I hate it.
- Do you still see her?
- No.
- Do you still want her? Don't lie.
- No.!
A little, but it'll go away.
- Oh, Charley.
- Marry me, Adele.
I'll never see her again.
I'll stop wanting her.
- I swear.
- You're still lying.
Not to me, but to yourself.
You should be free from
that... person by then.
I'll be home on September 9th.
You can call me
on September 10th.
Good-bye, Charley.
And so,
Adele went to Europe to think...
in his work...
Well, playboy work.
But his heartjust wasn't in it.
Heyyy!
Ah, sh*t!
If Adele didn't
come home soon...
there wouldn't be much
of Charley to come home to.
Then, finally it came...
September 10th.
The morning line on Adele
saying "yes" was eight to five.
I took the odds
and bet on cupid.
So...
- did you miss Adele, Charley?
- Yes, sir.
- Have you been behaving yourself?
- Yes, sir.
You haven't been seeing
anyone you shouldn't be?
Yes, sir.
Sorry... no, sir.
I was young once myself,
Charley.
And I also made some
big mistakes in my time.
But I did everything I could
to rectify those mistakes.
I understand.
It would take you
That's a long time to wait
to start a family.
Yes, sir.
So here's the deal.
You get married
one week from tonight...
a simple ceremony,
no guests, quiet as a grave.
A retired judge will
do it in my study.
The servants will be
given the night off.
I'm takin' no chances on
another scandal, understand?
Perfectly, sir.
One other item.
I want you to put up
a half-a-million-dollar bond...
to be held in escrow.
At the end of the ceremony,
it'll be returned to you.
If you don't show up, you'll be the
generous benefactor of an orphanage.
- Is that acceptable?
- It's not to me!
I don't think I should have to
He's not being bought
to marry you...
but he's paying up
if he doesn't.
That's acceptable to me, sir.
A final item...
Not a word of
this wedding to anyone.
- If there's a leak or rumor, it's off.
- You have my word.
Put the check on
the desk in my library.
Make it out to the
Culver City Boys' Orphanage.
I regret using such foul
language at our last meeting.
It was uncharacteristic of me.
I deserved it, sir.
I'll see you here
one week from tonight.
If not, the next time you
go on a honeymoon...
you'll go as a eunuch.
Okay, two nights later...
Tony was opening at
the St. Tropez Club...
with a couple of new songs
Sammy had written just for him.
It's a big night for everybody,
very big.
- What happened with Adele?
- Nothing much. She's fine.
I can't get a word
outta this guy.
Charley, something's cooking.
I can tell.
Nothing.
I swear.
It's not my night.
Everything's going wrong.
Tony's nervous 'cause the
MGM people didn't show yet.
Then, the opening act cancels.
Laryngitis.
- Honey, what a shame.
- No opening act?
What's he need?
I would do this for Tony,
nobody else.
Relax. They got somebody else.
Just sit down.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the management regrets...
Miss Amber Wayne
will be unable to appear...
but delights presenting in her
first Los Angeles appearance...
Miss Vicki Anderson.
Jesus.
You know what the odds are
on this happening?
Impossible to one.
Every honey bee
Fills with jealousy
When they see you out
with me
I don't blame them
goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose
Don't cry
Sugar
You just have
to touch my cup
You're my sugar
She looks familiar.
Charley, isn't that...
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