The Mighty Ducks Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1992
- 100 min
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to keep you warm, buddy.
- Oh, yeah, that's nice.
- Oh, yeah, look !
[ Peter ]
l can't believe he ate the can too.
[ Averman ]
He sniffs.
He sniffs again.
Looking for that perfect place.
[ Averman ]
He sniffs some more. He stops.
l think this is it !
He's turnin' in a circle.
- Yes ! We did it !
[ Groaning ]
Full load.
Stinks !
[ Averman ]
Come on, come on, give me the dollar !
- [ Peter ] Hurry it up already.
- l'm hurryin', okay ?
- Go, go, go, go !
- Yeah ! All right ! Let's do it !
Oh, come on. Stop !
- Yes !
- Okay ! Here we go.
Yeah. There's more inside.
[ Karp ]
He's takin' off with it.
This guy deserves what he gets.
- [ Screaming ]
[ Laughing ]
Oh, guys, he saw us.
Oh, my !
[ Groaning ]
[ Cheering ]
Rink's gotta be
around here someplace.
Just look for a sign
that says ''Personal Hell.''
How could he do this to me ?
l hate kids. They're barely human.
[ lndistinct chatter ]
Come on ! Over here !
Keep it down, please !
Hey, come on.
There's no need for this.
Let's talk, come on.
l'm your friend, aren't l ?
Come on, Goldberg, at least try to
stop it. l'm tired of chasin' the puck.
Be careful, man.
lt almost hit me that time.
Goldberg, you're the goalie.
lt's supposed to hit you.
Does that sound stupid
to anyone else ?
Good God.
That's the hockey team.
Drive out on the ice.
lt'll be all right.
[ lndistinct chatter ]
l ain't scared.
- You don't know what you're doin'.
- Shut your face, Karp.
[ Peter ]
We're gonna get in big trouble.
- l'll take care of it.
- They're drugs, l just know it.
Yo, dude.
You obviously in the wrong hood.
This is my dominion. This is
a drug-free zone, you understand ?
We ain't buyin' nothin'.
l'm feelin' generous today.
So l'm gonna let you get your
sorry vanilla bootie outta here...
before we be usin'
your eyeballs as hockey pucks.
Thanks, bro, but l'm not goin' home
'til l take care of business.
He's got a gun.
Stand back.
Whew !
District Five Pee Wee hockey team.
l'm Gordon Bombay.
l'm the new coach.
[ Laughing ]
What a joke !
- Yeah, right.
- Afraid so, dude.
Averman, Dave.
Conway, Charlie.
Hall, Terry.
Here's the long and the short of it.
l hate hockey and l don't like kids.
What's this supposed to be,
a pep talk ?
l'm sure this'll be
a real bonding experience.
Maybe one day one of you
will even write a book about it in jail.
- Funny.
Only for a little while.
l'm movin' back to Philly.
- No problem.
All right, get out on the ice.
Let me see what you can do.
Uh, just so you know.
We really suck.
l'll decide
- Get off me.
- They really suck.
The Pete-meister.
Mr Rabble-rouser.
Passing the puck
over to Jesse-roonie, the enforcer.
- [ Grunt ]
- Ouch !
That hurt !
Oh, it's the Connie-meister,
the velvet hammer.
Hi, coach. l'm Connie.
- Do you play ?
- No. So what's our record anyway ?
We only lost by five.
So what do we do now... coach ?
- What did your old coach have you do ?
- He just yelled a lot.
- That's how he hurt his arm.
- His arm ?
Yeah, one minute he's yelling
at us, ''Little bastards,
where'd you learn to play ?
Oh, you suck, you !
Skate, you little bast--'' [ Gasping ]
Heart attack. Great.
All right, look.
Keep scrimmaging. You, you, you,
you and you against you four.
- We got names, you know ?
- l'm sure you do.
And l'll bet they're very nice names.
For now, l'll be in my office.
Oh, and if you
need anything, fax me.
Geez, what a jerk.
Where do they find
We're impressionable kids, right ?
Shouldn't we check
his qualifications or somethin' ?
Jeannie, who told you
not to give me my messages ?
Ducksworth !
Then who's handling my cases ?
- On three !
- Jane !
- Are you kidding me ?
She's outta law school one year.
She's not qualified to --
Hold on a second !
- [ Kids shouting ]
- Hey! Get your mouth off the windows!
- Hey !
- Get off there !
- [ Shouting ]
- Get off the car !
- Get off !
- Get off the roof, you little monkey.
- Oh, cool !
- ls that a real phone ?
- Yes, and l'm really on it.
- Not any more.
- Thank you.
- Let's see, who should l --
- Watch the upholstery.
[ lndistinct chatter ]
- Don't touch that.
- We wanna ride !
[ Chanting ]
We wanna ride ! We wanna ride !
- We wanna ride !
- l could kill one of 'em
just to set an example.
Not yet, Lewis.
Take 'em for a spin, anything !
[ Cheering ]
This looks good.
l'm gonna eat it.
- Wow, l feel like Madonna.
- You wish !
Seats ten comfortably.
- Hey, pass me one of those glasses.
- [ Growling ]
- Yeah, l see your point.
- [ Sniffing ]
Oh.
- [ Sniffing ]
- lt wasn't me, all right !
- Young man, what did you eat ?
- Nothing ! lt wasn't me !
- Open a window !
Oh, man ! lt's my mom !
- She looks pissed.
- Oh, man.
All right, out !
Everybody, out of the car right now.
Goldberg, why'd you
have to ruin the fun ?
Are you out of your mind ? What were you
thinking putting that car on the ice ?
- My son was in that car.
- Lady, lady, relax.
One crack in the ice.
That's all it would take. One crack !
- The ice is not gonna crack.
- Who do you think you are ?
- l'm Gordon Bombay,
the new hockey coach.
- The new coach ?
They send you over here to coach
the team and you endanger their lives.
What danger ? l grew up on the ice;
l know when it's safe to drive on.
- How do you know ?
- l just know ! All right ?
Well, listen, Mr Zen Master, you may be
in tune with the ice universe,
but when it comes to my kid,
''l just know'' doesn't cut it.
Charlie, let's go.
- Mom ?
- Give me my candy ! All of it !
Well, l guess practise is over.
- Sorry my mom ruined it, guys.
- lt's all right, Charlie.
Coach, gonna be
at the game tomorrow ?
By order of the state
of Minnesota, yeah.
[ Chanting ]
One, two, three, four, five !
One, two, three, four, five !
- One, two, three, four, five !
- Hi, girls.
- Karp ! No !
Goodbye.
The hawks. My first game
and it had to be the Hawks.
Gordon ? Gordon Bombay.
- Coach Reilly.
- We're both adults now.
Why don't you
just call me Jack ?
Hey, come back
to see your old coach, huh ?
Well, actually l'm, uh,
coaching... Pee Wee.
- District Five team.
- No kiddin'. You got a kid
on the team or something ?
No, l'm here because l need
to be of service to the community.
How about this, huh ? Whoever thought
we'd be coachin' against each other ?
Yeah, who'd have thought ?
So, who's your hotshot
player this year ?
- Anyone good ?
- l got a kid named Banks.
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