The Mighty Ducks Page #3

Might go all the way.

Not quite as good as you were.

But he wants it more.

Kid won't give up.

Oh, boy,

l wish they would

take that one down. Don't you ?

Well, good luck.

You're gonna need it.

lt's up to you, Gordon.

You miss this shot, you're not just...

letting me down, you're letting

your whole team down too.

l wish your dad

could be here to see this.

Make him proud of you !

[ Chanting ]

Win ! Win ! Win !

All right, guys, gather round.

Come on, come on.

- Win ! Win ! Win !

- Win. Win.

Win ! Win ! Win !

- Win ?

- Win ! Win ! Win !

Yeah, we're fired up.

All right ! Watch this !

Oh, great. Good concept, guys.

Nice -- ouch !

Nice goin', fool !

- Sorry, l didn't mean to do that.

- Oh, yeah, ''l didn't mean to.''

Yeah, sure,

you're on my own team.

Oh, sorry, Goldberg.

Didn't mean to.

Would you get off me

before l clock you ?

Let's go, Jesse !

Go, Terry !

[ Whistle blowing ]

Let's go ! Come on in.

What's this ?

The Oreo line !

Hey, come on.

Let's play hockey.

Um, batter, batter,

hum, batter, batter !

Hey, batter, batter,

swing, batter, batter !

- Hum, batter, batter,

swing, batter, batter !

- Averman !

lt's hockey !

There's no batter. ldiot.

Hum, goalie, goalie,

hum, goalie, goalie !

Hey, goalie, goalie,

save, goalie, goalie !

Hum, goalie, goalie,

hey, goalie, goalie !

No, l got him !

l, l, l got him !

[ Cheering ]

That's one !

Hey, hey, hey ! Easy !

Good show. Sloppy pass.

Way to stuff it, Banks !

All right, all right ! Let's run it up !

Run it up ! Run it up !

[ Whistle blowing ]

Oh, man ! How could you

let him get by you ?

All right, line change.

Come on, go, go, go.

- Hey !

- [ Grunting ]

- [ Crowd cheering ]

- [ Groaning ]

[ Chanting ]

Banks ! Banks ! Banks !

Hey, you !

Come back here ! Oh !

- [ Whistle blowing ]

- Why me ?

How lazy can you be ?

They're killing us out there !

How many times do l have to tell you:

Get those rebounds,

get your heads up,

get those loose pucks.

- Get -- Just --

- [ Whistle blowing ]

Just get the hell outta here.

All right !

lt's Spaz-way. He'll screw up.

[ Crowd cheering ]

[ Crowd gasping ]

Hey, hey ! Way to play it, Banks !

All right !

That's okay, Charlie !

Nice try !

Nice fan, Charlie. Keep swingin'.

Maybe you'll give 'em a cold.

Hey, hey, hey,

knock it off !

Against this team we should have

twice this many ! Now let's run it up !

Remember it's not worth winning

if you can't win big !

[ Reilly ]

All right !

Guys ! No ! Come on,

let's talk about this !

Be civilized !

Come on ! Please !

[ Crowd cheering ]

Oh no, guys !

Come on, not again ! Please !

Just take the goal.

Fine ! l don't care !

- l'm so embarrassed.

- We need a new goalie.

[ Buzzer ]

All right !

Hey, knock it off !

That was a lousy third period.

Anybody could beat these pansies.

l want you guys

to stay hungry out there !

All right, nice goin', Banks.

New Hawks record.

- Okay, boys. Let's go.

- All right !

Hey, Gordon ! Nice game.

l enjoyed it thoroughly.

At least l can handle the puck !

[ lndistinct arguing ]

Hey, shut up !

You guys stink !

l thought we came

here to play hockey.

- You know, l knew we forgot something.

- [ Laughing ]

Oh, you think it's funny ?

You think losing is funny ?

Well, not at first,

but once you get the hang of it.

We're the ones out there

gettin' our butts kicked.

Yeah, it's not like you coach us

or anything. At least we try.

You didn't listen

to a word l said.

l said, keep your heads up.

You put your heads down.

l said, hustle.

You went slower !

That was the sloppiest

playing l've ever seen.

Why the hell don't you

just listen to me ?

Why the hell should we ?

l don't care.

You want to lose, fine. You're the ones

who look like idiots out there.

[ Reilly ]

Great game !

Hans ?

[ Cheering ]

l don't believe it !

Who would throw these away ?

- First look's free, next five

minutes costs a buck each.

- Fork it over.

Forget it, Karp.

l can see this every day on MTV.

This one's from Minneapolis.

Hey, Guy, look, it's your mom.

- Let's give him a wedgie.

- Good idea, Jesse !

l was just kidding, okay ?

Hey ! Give that back !

- Hi, girls.

- Does your mommy know you have that ?

Nah, she's busy with the mailman.

That'll make great bathroom reading.

That's mine, you jerk !

l found it !

You don't even know

what to do with it, wuss-breath.

- You gonna let him

call you wuss-breath ?

- No !

Hey ! Hey !

[ Grunting ]

- Oh !

- Come on. Want some more ?

You guys want some more ?

Come on !

Yeah ! You want some more ?

Come on ! [ Gasping ]

[ lndistinct jeering ]

[ Jeering continues ]

[ Growling ]

Let's get out !

Move it !

- Thanks a lot.

- All right, man.

One, two, three ! Boom !

What are you laughing at,

cream cheese boy ? Go !

[ Bombay ] lf we're gonna cheat,

we gotta make those falls look real.

Keep it up ! Whoa !

Score one for the spirit.

Go at him ! Go at him !

Good ! Go at him !

Come on, get angry ! Oh !

Come on, make it look real.

Act hurt !

l am hurt.

Good, good.

Now say it again !

[ Together ] Take the fall !

Act hurt ! Get indignant !

- One more time !

- Take the fall !

Act hurt ! Get indignant !

Good ! You guys are ready.

- [ Grunting ]

- [ Cheering ]

[ Buzzer ]

Give me a break, ref ! Open your eyes !

Did you see what he did to me ?

Goldberg, you don't take the fall

while they're shooting at you.

Oh ! Well, l guess you didn't

explain that very well, did ya ?

- District Five !

- l throw myself on the ice --

Cut the acting class.

One more dive, l forfeit to the Jets !

What ? l'm insulted by that !

- Let's go ! Let's go !

- Quit it !

[ Whistle blowing ]

Face-off ! Let's go !

Charlie !

That guy is twice your size. The next

time he gets you in a corner like that,

l want you to grab your eye

like it's cut and then hit the ice !

- Got it ? Let's go.

- [ Referee ] Let's go ! Face-off !

Okay, even 'em up, boys.

Here we go.

Hey --

- Come on !

- That's it, Charlie.

- That's it, Charlie !

- Come on !

Damn it, Charlie !

We can't even win when we cheat.

- Stupid cake-eater tricks !

- [ Connie ] That was embarrassing.

Charlie ! What the hell

is the matter with you ?

When l tell you to do something,

you do it ! You got it ?

Look at me.

- You got it ?

- You can't make me cheat.

Jesse, Terry, let's go.

This is what l gave up

my overtime pay for ?

To see my kids takin' falls ?

Gordon.

- How did you know ?

- Through the back door

at this time of night.

Just like you used to.

You'd spend hours

watching me do this.

What do you think ?

ls this sharp enough ? Ow !

- Did you cut yourself ?

- No. [ Chuckling ]

You always fell for that.

- God, you're morbid, Hans.

- No, l'm Scandinavian.

- lt's nice to see you.

- Sure, sure, sure.

You probably thought

l was dead.

l saw you at the game the other night.

Why didn't you say anything ?

You were so busy

screaming at the kids.

l didn't want

to spoil the moment.

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