The Mikado Page #3
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- 1939
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# Let us be each other's own #
# I would merge all rank and station #
# Worldly sneers are naught to us #
# And to mark my admiration #
# I would kiss you fondly thus #
- # I would kiss you fondly thus #
- # He would kiss me fondly thus #
# But as I'm engaged to Ko-Ko
To embrace you thus, con fuoco #
# Would distinctly be no gioco #
# And for yam I should get toco #
# So, in spite of all temptation #
# Such a theme I'll not discuss #
# And on no consideration #
# Will I kiss you #
# Fondly thus #
# Will I kiss you #
# Fondly thus #
# Let me make it clear to you #
# This is what I'll never do #
# This, oh, this #
# Oh, this
Oh, this #
# This is what I'll never, never do #
# This, oh, this
Oh, this, oh, this #
# This #
- # Is what I'll never do #
- # You'll never do #
- # I'll never do #
- # You'll never do #
# Oh, this #
# This #
# Is what I'll never #
# Never do ##
I am the bearer of a letter
from His Majesty, the Mikado.
A letter from the Mikado?
What in the world
can he have to say to me?
Ah, here it is at last.
sooner or late - later.
The Mikado is struck by the fact...
that no executions have taken
place in Titipu for a year.
And he decrees that unless someone
is beheaded within one month...
the post of Lord High Executioner
shall be abolished!
And the city reduced
to the rank of a village!
There's no help for it.
I shall have to execute
somebody at once.
The only question is,
who shall it be?
Well, it seems unkind to say so...
but as you're already under
sentence of death for flirting...
everything seems to point to you.
To - To me? Wh-What are you talking
about? I can't execute myself.
Why not?
I don't see how a man can
cut off his own head.
A man might try.
If he only succeeded
in cutting it half off -
that would be something.
No. Pardon me, but
there I am adamant.
I am afraid that unless
you can obtain a substitute -
A substitute?
Nothing easier.
Pooh-Bah, I appoint you
lord high substitute.
I should be delighted.
Such an appointment would
realize my fondest dreams!
But, no, at any sacrifice...
I must set bounds
to my insatiable ambition.
# I am so proud
if I allowed #
# My family pride
to be my guide #
# I'd volunteer
to quit this sphere #
# Instead of you
in a minute or two #
# But family pride
must be denied #
# And set aside
and mortified #
# And mortified #
# My brain, it teems
# Both good and new
for Titipu, for Titipu #
# But if I flit the benefit that
I'd diffuse the town would lose #
# Now every man to aid his clan
should plot and plan as best he can #
# I heard one day
a gentleman say #
# That criminals who
are cut in two #
# Can hardly feel
# And so are slain
# If this is true
it's jolly for you #
# Your courage screw
to bid us adieu #
- # I am so proud #
- # My brain, it teems #
- # If I allowed my family pride #
- # I heard one day a gentleman say #
- # To be my guide #
- # For Titipu, for Titipu #
- # If I flit the benefit that I'd
diffuse the town would lose #
# Now every man to aid his clan
should plot and plan as best he can #
# And so although
I'm ready to go #
# Yet recollect 'twere disrespect
did I neglect to thus effect #
# This aim direct
so I object #
# And so although
I wish to go #
# And greatly pine to brightly shine
and take the line of a hero fine #
# With grief condign
I must decline #
# And go and show
both friend and foe #
# How much you dare
# It's your affair
yet I declare #
# I'd take your share
but I don't much care #
- # I must #
- # So I object #
- # I'd take your share but I don't
much care # - # So I object #
- # I must #
- # So I object #
- # I must decline #- # So I
object, so I object, so I object #
# To sit in solemn silence
in a dull, dark dock #
# In a pestilential prison
with a lifelong lock #
# Awaiting the sensation
# From a cheap and chippy chopper
# To sit in solemn silence
in a dull, dark dock #
# In a pestilential prison
with a lifelong lock #
# Awaiting the sensation
# From a cheap and chippy chopper
# A dull, dark dock
A lifelong lock #
# A short, sharp shock
# To sit in solemn silence
in a pestilential prison #
# And awaiting the sensation
from a cheap and chippy chopper #
# On a big #
# Black #
# Block ##
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This is simply appalling!
Is this public gratitude?
What are you going to do
with that rope?
I'm about to terminate
an unendurable existence.
Terminate your existence?
Nonsense!
What for?
Because you're going to marry
the girl I adore.
Nonsense, sir.
I won't permit it.
I am a humane man, and if you
attempt anything of the kind...
I shall order your instant arrest.
Come, sir. Desist at once,
or I summon my guard.
That's absurd. If you attempt
to raise an alarm...
dispatch with this dagger.
No, no! Don't do that!
Why, this is horrible.
You cold-blooded scoundrel.
Are you aware that in taking your
life you're committing a crime?
which -
The substitute!
What's the matter?
Is it absolutely certain
that you're resolved to die?
Absolutely.
resolution? - Nothing.
Then, if you really
mean what you say,
...don't spoil yourself
by committing suicide...
but be beheaded handsomely at
the hands of the public executioner.
- I don't see how that would
benefit me. - You don't?
Observe.
You'll have a month to live, and you'll
live like a fighting cock at my expense.
When the day comes, there'll
You will be the central figure.
No one will attempt to deprive you
of that distinction.
There'll be a procession,
bands, dead march, bells tolling...
Yum-Yum distracted.
Then, when it's all over,
general rejoicings...
and a display of fireworks
in the evening!
You won't see them, but
they'll be there all the same.
Do you think Yum-Yum will
really be distracted at my death?
I'm convinced of it. Bless you, she's the
most tenderhearted little creature alive.
I should be sorry to cause her pain.
Perhaps, after all,
if I were to withdraw from Japan...
and travel in Europe for a couple of
years, I might contrive to forget her.
Oh, I don't think you could
forget Yum-Yum so easily.
And, after all, what is more
miserable than a love-blighted life?
True.
Life without Yum-Yum.
Why, it seems absurd.
And yet there are a great many people
in the world who have to endure it.
Poor devils, yes! You're quite
right not to be of their number.
I won't be of their number!
Noble fellow!
I'll tell you how we'll manage it.
Let me marry Yum-Yum tomorrow...
and in a month you may behead me.
No. No. I draw the line at Yum-Yum.
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