The Million Dollar Hotel Page #6
No, it had to be Eloise. She was the only one
smart enough. She planned it, she did it...
F*** Skinner!
OK, back off! FBI here.
Enjoy your meals.
Somebody's lying to me.
You, and everybody. I think you know who
it is. So we're gonna play a different game.
If you keep your eyes shut,
I'll presume it's Eloise.
Left eye open, it's Dixie.
Right eye open, it's Geronimo.
Who's it gonna be?
Dixie?
Or Geronimo?
Hi ho... Geronimo.
No! No!
Hey, Eloise.
You amaze me.
You're gonna arrest
some two-bit Indian hustler for murder,
based on the desperate testimony
of this skateboard-riding half-wit.
I knew you'd catch on eventually.
You know...
Everybody trusts him.
Everybody.
Hell, even I almost trust him.
I trust him enough
Agent Skinner.
I got your missing person stats.
Geronimo's real name is Eugenio Valdez.
He stole his own file from the State Mental.
He was treated for a personality disorder.
Believes he was Chief of the Navajo Nation.
Three larceny arrests. Art theft.
Sounds like a suspect.
Skinner.
- Maya.
- You said you'd call.
- I did call.
- Sure. A few days later.
- One day late. Yes, I...
- I still don't...
- You are.
- I thought I was important.
Maya, you are the most
important person in my life.
- Look, I'm in a car.
- I could do without this crap.
- I'm sorry you feel that way.
- Is this the man I wanted to marry?
This is who I am.
Can you step on it?
[ All cheering ]
Eugenio Geronimo Valdez, you're under
arrest. Put your hands behind your back.
Izzy had so many thoughts,
he said he had to store them
in my empty head, where they'd be safe.
If only I could let them out again.
How could I explain
that I had betrayed all my friends
to ever get rich, or ever get anything?
Thank God they still don't know
Geronimo's the real artist.
Never underestimate the power
of a juicy scandal.
We're gonna lose our art dealer. You lose
your dealer, you're nothing all over again.
Damn d*ckhead cop! They give him
a big badge, big money,
just to go around f***ing people up!
Who cares? Let's just have the show.
Let me call my people again.
Why don't we all quietly accept
that we're f***ed?
I mean, Geronimo owns the paintings.
They got him in jail for killing Izzy.
- There's no way.
- There's always a way.
All we have to do is give them
what they want, an easy fix.
If we can prove
that someone else killed Izzy,
then Geronimo is free.
It's not that easy. Once people get
an idea into their heads, they're stuck.
It doesn't matter that I wrote
all those beautiful songs, you know.
They still won't give me the Grammy.
Besides, they're sure
So if it wasn't Geronimo,
it has to be one of us, hasn't it?
If nobody is ready to volunteer, we'll have to find
someone as dumb as Tom Tom to confess.
No!
Not Tom.
Well, it's all about believing,
and if we believe in something,
then that's real, isn't it? And if enough
people believe in the same thing, then...
that's reality.
And now we have something
that they all wanna believe in.
We're back in the game, the reality game.
And bloody hell...
...I like it.
He's gonna be fine, Eloise.
Tom Tom's gonna be fine.
It'll be for a little while,
you understand?
And then they'll get him off.
Retarded insanity or something.
And then, they'll send him off
to some beautiful white mansion
on a green hill, you know,
surrounded by meadows on a cliff,
overlooking the ocean.
He's gonna get
three nice meals a day and...
people in white clothes caring for him.
Now, that's what I call a future.
No.
Eye for an eye, tooth for the truth.
Eye for an eye, tooth for the truth.
What can I say?
It seemed like the right thing to do.
Not the wisest, technically,
but it felt good to help.
Now, first your name.
Of course, the television aspect,
that was a nice plus.
My name is Thomas T. Barrow, and people
call me Tom Tom, but please call me Tom.
Tom.
And today is...
I wanna tell you today's date, please...
And it's...
...the 23rd of March...
2000... 2001.
And Izzy Goldkiss was
my very, very best friend,
and so, maybe it's
a little strange to tell you...
tell you on television...
I want to tell you that...
off the roof...
of the Hotel...
Million Dollar, and...
I only did it just by myself
and I have, I have a poem.
A what?
I have a poem that Izzy was
always teaching me, and...
I wanted to read it. Please.
Well, do it fast. Fast.
I knew I might go ahead
and find you at the books... the books.
You're certainly always at the books,
and books and books and more books.
You certainly never read any books
or anything at all.
What do you have to tell me?
What did you wanna ask me?
Can I see your beaver?
Please?
'Cause... Hector said he had heard
that you had a very nice little beaver.
Do you have him?
Tom...
Beavers don't actually...
I got rid of him.
What did you do with him?
I shaved it.
You give me a hard time.
Tom, you know,
if Dixie or any of the others
come and ask you for any...
you know, favours or help
to get Geronimo out of jail...
You're gonna say "no", right?
# So let's go up to the skies...
Do you like TV?
# Watched it for a little while...
# I like to watch things on TV...
# Satellite of love...
# Satellite of love... #
[ TV ] We take you now to Jean Swift,
live in downtown Los Angeles.
At the hotel now,
we'll soon see more of the paintings
and reveal new evidence
that should exonerate
Eugenio Geronimo Valdez,
who's still being held for the murder.
I'm Jean Swift, Channel 6 News.
- Good evening, Million Dollar Hotel.
- I'd like to speak to somebody in charge.
Sure you would,
but they're very busy, and so am I.
- Well, I'm from the limo company.
- Oh, limo.
Send them to the back, so the guests can get in,
and drive around the block and arrive in front.
Wow, it was gonna be a big night
for us and for the hotel.
She finally looked like a million bucks.
"The heart is a sleeping beauty,
And love the only kiss it can't resist.
"Even as eyes lay open wide,
There is a heart that sleeps inside,
"And it's to there you must be hastening,
"For all hearts dream.
"They dream only of awakening".
And Izzy...
he knew all that,
but he went ahead and forgot it.
But I didn't forget, and that's why
I pushed him off the roof.
That's it. We'll be airing this
in exactly 10 minutes.
If you're ready with a response,
If you'll excuse me,
I've got a live feed to go to.
This confession is a joke.
Whoever cooked it up
is probably the killer.
The very downtown crowd...
Good luck, everybody.
That's what I've always wanted.
You know, Tom, whatever happens,
Chief Larson, with your permission, sir,
I'd like to issue an arrest warrant
for Thomas T. Barrow, resident of the Million
Dollar Hotel. Let's have him picked up ASAP.
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