The Monster Squad Page #12
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 79 min
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73.
He checks his watch in agitation, as Liam emerges from the
darkness, glancing nervously about.
D'JUAN
Alright, man. It's fifteen after
seven. What's so important that
we've got to be out here, freezing
our asses off?
CHUD:
Yeah, you wanted a push on the
swing, or what?
LIAM:
I thought you were just here for
the porn.
D'JUAN
Yeah. I am. But since Deacon isn't
here and I've got time to kill,
knock it out.
Liam takes a deep breath, trying to collect his thoughts.
LIAM:
Okay. This is going to sound…
beyond full-loco fucknuts crazy.
But just hear me out until I'm
done, alright? After Len showed up
last night, we got in a fight and I
had to take off to blow off some
steam. I wound up on a bus with
this total dick behind the wheel,
and the guy made me get off at the
Cherrymount Stop. I see this light
on up in the window. So I'm
wondering what the f***, and then
nowhere, and…
.
D'JUAN
Hold up, what the hell would Grant
74.
CHUD:
What does anybody do there? Smoke
out and get sucked off. They were
probably doing both.
LIAM:
I don't know, I didn't ASK them.
But we got into it, and the
a**holes go pushing me over the
fence down this hill, and I wind
up…
CHUD:
Oh, SH*T. You actually went on the
grounds? Did you see the inmate's
cemetery?
LIAM:
Yeah. It was… anyways, the light
was still on and I'm stuck. So I go
up to the building.
OSV:
You guys seriously haven't heard
this one?
The boys abruptly look towards the voice, and find Deacon
standing off to the side with a grin. His face is lit by a
brief sputter of a lighter, as he fires up a cigarette.
D'JUAN
You ever show up like a normal
person, Deacon? F***ing popping up
out of nowhere.
DEACON:
It's called dramatic timing, dick.
(Beat) Anyways, let me guess.
75.
You went up to the window to get a
look at what was going on, and lo
and behold, there's one of the
freshmen getting it on with a
couple of seniors, Rueben-style.
Tit sandwich. That one's been a
Seatonville standard since I was in
sixth grade.
DEACON(cont'd)
CHUD:
Wait, did that actually happen?
LIAM:
Deacon, shut up. It wasn't like
that. There were these guys in one
of the rooms, and they had that
Callow guy's body on a table… the
mummy. You know?
DEACON:
Okay, this is way better than my
version. Were they f***ing it?
LIAM:
NO. The mummy… (Beat) … these cops
showed up, shot one guy in his
face, then the other guy made them
shoot each other. Then he sees me
watching, makes a jump for the
window, and he's got these like…
four-inch fangs. Huge.
There's a long moment of silence. Then everyone starts to
laugh.
CHUD:
And people say I sound like I'm on
drugs.
DEACON:
That's good, Liam. Keep writing the
script. Houston, you got my money?
76.
LIAM:
I am NOT BULLSHITTING.
D'JUAN
Yeah, I got it. Five bucks? (To
Liam) Seriously, man. It's cool if
you want to live and breathe this
sh*t, but trying to pass it off on
us and trying to scare your little
sister with it are two totally
different things.
.
OSV:
I don't get scared off of what Liam
tells me!
The boys' laughter tapers off as Chud wheels his flashlight
about, finding Lize petulantly standing at the edge of the
playground. Her little fists are balled up in anger.
LIAM Lize, what the HELL?
CHUD:
Isn't it past your bedtime, midget?
LIZE:
Shut up, Chud! Why didn't you tell
me you were coming out here to tell
monster stories?
LIAM:
We're NOT.
D'JUAN
It's been real, but I gotta get
back. Deacon, Liam.
LIAM:
D'Juan! This is the dead-bang
f***ing truth, man. There's
something evil up there, and…
77.
DEACON:
That would be good for the poster.
I'm out, too.
Liam makes a frustrated grab for D'Juan's jacket, dragging on
it.
LIAM:
I am NOT dicking around, here! You
been watching the news? Where the
hell do you think these people are
disappearing off to?
D'JUAN
They're college students. Who the
f*** CARES. Get off my jacket.
DEACON:
Seriously, Liam. Let's humor this
sh*t for a few seconds. Say there
is a gang of murderous undead
a**holes running around… they
wouldn't have somewhere better to
be than THIS f***ing crater of a
town? Or did they show up to eat
people and hit up the Peach Pit for
cobbler Tuesdays?
LIAM:
I don't know. I don't know why
they're here.
DEACON:
Exactly. This town's already filled
with retiree zombies and not much
else. It's deader than Frenchman
Flats, deader than Nixon, and
deader than this conversation.
Liam's attention is no longer on Deacon, nor is Chud's or
Lize's. The three kids are staring past the older boy;
78.
something white has descended from the sky, and is moving
across the lawn on bare feet. D'Juan follows their staring
and stiffens, himself, but Deacon continues talking.
DEACON:
So. With that, I'm going to lay out
my final wisdoms and get the f***
on. You ready? Don't drink more
than the prescribed amount of
NyQuil before bed.
The figure draws in closer. We can now see that it's a WOMAN;
she's dressed in the loose, stark white flow of a medical
gown, it's sleeves adorned with straitjacket straps. It's one
of the women who Kaziglu had as prisoner. She smiles, baring
CHUD:
H… holy… balls.
Deacon turns to go, and nearly walks right into the woman.
DEACON:
(Bemusedly)
Becky-be-sure-and-keep-her-out-late-
Praite. Hey, is your sister still
married, or...
The VAMPIRE BRIDE hisses and flattens Deacon with a sudden
lunge, going for his throat. He howls and struggles, as Chud
and D'Juan try to pry the creature loose from him.
DEACON:
SHE'S TWEAKED OFF HER ASS! GET HER
OFF ME! AGH!
D'Juan's muscles strain as he puts the bride in a chokehold,
but she doesn't budge. The vampire throws an elbow, sending
Chud sprawling. Her fingernails dig into Deacon's forearm,
puncturing his jacket sleeve. He screams.
CRACK. Liam darts in and delivers a swift shot with a piece
of rock.
79.
The vampire rolls aside, spitting and writhing and gripping
her skull. The kids fall back in a cluster, dragging Deacon
to his feet, freaked out.
LIAM:
NOW do you f***ing believe me?!
The bride snaps about like a snake, whipping from her back to
all fours. She seethes, blood drooling down her temple.
DEACON:
Let's talk it up later. RUN.
Deacon SHOVES the other kids, who turn tail and sprint for
the street. D'Juan easily takes the lead, as Chud puffs along
and Deacon moves to run through people's yards. Liam drags
Lize along by her wrist.
An old couple sits around their television, watching a game
show. They don't even notice the flight of the kids outside
of their portrait window, or Chud's wild hollering. or the
fluid figure of the bride as she glides past, hot on their
heels.
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