The Monster Squad Page #13
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 79 min
- 3,117 Views
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Lize's legs are no match for Liam's gait, and she begins to
stumble. Liam pauses and hefts her up, his stride still
favoring his uninjured leg. Chud is panting and seems to be
about six steps from passing out; Deacon looks over his
shoulder in mid-run, and yells back at the others.
DEACON:
SPLIT!
Liam breaks left, and Chud goes right. Their divergence
narrowly avoids the dive-bomb SWOOPING of the vampire bride,
who screeches as she spirals past. Liam and Lize leap over
the curb and through the shadowy stretch of a neighbor's
front yard, continuing over the autumn leaves strewn on the
lawn and through to the backyard.
80.
EXT. NEIGHBOR'S BACKYARD
The Cross siblings pick their steps through the gloomy
darkness of the backyard. It's been thoroughly neglected,
with seasonal debris and branches laying thick on the ground,
a sagging woodshed and a huge pile of unused firewood. Liam
runs to the shed and tests the door; it's padlocked shut. He
tugs Lize over to the woodpile, but she balks and tugs on his
arm.
LIZE:
Liam, there's spiders…
LIAM:
Yeah, and they've got LITTLE fangs,
Lize. I'll go first, okay?
Liam crouches and begins to duck into the hole within the
sagging pile of timbers, but is stopped by the sudden
MOVEMENT of a shadowy form. It pushes him back, clutching his
jacket's collar.
DEACON:
Of all the f***ing places on the
street to hide, you pick THIS one!
Deacon's wedged in tight, hood pulled over his head. Liam
lets out a sharp breath and pushes him BACK.
LIAM:
Can we debate this later? MOVE.
Deacon edges back on his knees and elbows, several logs
shifting in the process. Liam lets his arm slip off of Lize's
shoulders, going low and leading the way into the makeshift
hiding place.
.
LIAM:
Alright, once I get in, you take my
hand and…
81.
Crunch. Crunch. The sound of feet on gravel averts Liam's
attention. Lize turns around slowly, only to find the
backyard empty and quiet; or, it is for the scant few seconds
before the VAMPIRE BRIDE touches down from the home's
rooftop, landing in a sleek crouch and scuttling forward. Red
eyes wide, fangs bared, moving too fast to avoid. The little
girl SCREAMS.
BOOM. A single round thunders through the night, hitting the
creature square in the hip. The bride twists around, as do
the huge eyes of the kids; standing there beneath the glow of
the porch light is none other than the CAFETERIA LADY. She's
dressed to impress nobody in a baggy sweatshirt and jeans,
feet bare, a four-barreled SHOTGUN smoking from its cradle in
her arms.
The vampire lurches forward, changing direction. The woman
doesn't flinch, but instead raises the gun again, and begins
firing.
CLICK. BOOM. CLICK. BOOM. CLICK. BOOM.
The vampire powers through the impact of the blasts,
staggering forward. The cafeteria lady pulls the trigger once
more; it makes a hollow click. No more rounds. The bride
licks at her lips, mere steps away.
BRIDE:
All out of bullets, b*tch?
CAFETERIA LADY:
Looks like.
The bride CHARGES, snarling. There's a sharp flurry of
movement; with one fell swing, the cafeteria lady pulls a
short wooden stake from the shotgun's butt, and POUNDS it
into the creature's sternum. The vampire contorts violently
and falls backwards, limbs curling in like a dead bug and
steam rising from its gurgling mouth.
82.
The kids can do little more than GAWK at their rescuer. Chud
and D'Juan come piling around the side of the house, slicked
with sweat and completely out of breath. They take in the
scene with a blank state of disbelief, as the woman cracks
the shotgun open and lets the shells spill out.
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CHUD:
How did she… get here… with that?
CAFETERIA LADY:
(Sarcastically)
I'm the f***ing cafeteria lady.
INT. DOCTOR MACBETH'S OFFICE
We cut abruptly to the meditative face of Kaziglu Bey, seated
in doctor Macbeth's office. His dark eyes snap open suddenly,
the firelight from the hearth reflected in them.
CLUNK. The shotgun thuds dully atop a coffee table, as the
cafeteria matron has a seat in an overstuffed armchair. The
inside of her home is cozy, filled with antiquated drapes and
old furniture, and oil paintings on the walls. She strikes a
match and lights a fat cigar, kicking her bare feet up.The
five kids sit on an old couch across from her, stark-still.
Crammed in shoulder-to-shoulder, they simply stare at her in
a state of shock, barely breathing.
CAFETERIA LADY:
So. You got questions. Start
asking.
The kids exchange looks.
D'JUAN
Was… what just happened out there
real?
83.
CAFETERIA LADY:
(Pained)
No, it was done with computers. For
Christ's sake. Anybody got a real
question?
CHUD:
You're the cafeteria lady.
CAFETERIA LADY:
That's not a question, and I've got
a goddamned name. Angeline Shroud.
D'JUAN
I'm D'Jua-
MRS. SHROUD
Yeah, I know who you are. All of
you. I punch you little shits' meal
cards every day, remember?
She glances to Lize.
MRS. SHROUD
Except you, sweetie. What's your
name?
LIZE:
Lize. I'm his sister. Um, was that
lady another vampire?
MRS. SHROUD
"Another"?
All eyes go to Liam. He glares back, and sullenly speaks.
LIAM:
When that thing showed up, I was
telling a story about… this guy who
seemed to be a vampire. I saw him
at Cherrymount asylum last night.
84.
He was there with another guy and
they saw me, then the next thing I
know this f***ing mummy thing
they've got comes to life and tries
to kill me.
LIAM(cont'd)
CHUD:
You kinda left that part out.
LIAM:
Yeah, because you a**holes were
totally hanging on every word?!
MRS. SHROUD
Alright, cork it before you leave a
piss-stain on my couch. The mummy.
Was it the same one that was stolen
from the maritime museum?
LIAM:
Probably. I think so.
MRS. SHROUD
No. Was it the EXACT same mummy?
Yes or no?
DEACON:
Lady, how many f***ing mummies are
there in Seatonville proper?
.
MRS. SHROUD
Hopefully, there's more than one,
because if the bastard you saw IS
Colton Darrow's corpse, then we're
all in a handbasket full of
bullshit.
Shroud rises and moves across her living room, fingers
tracing along the spines of books packed tightly in an old
cabinet.
85.
MRS. SHROUD
Now, I'm going to talk. Whether or
not you believe me isn't any of my
concern, but seeing as you little
shits have gone and stuck your
heads on the chopping block…
She drags a book out and returns to her seat.
MRS. SHROUD
… you deserve to know what you're
up against. Short story made long,
mankind's been waging a guerilla
war against the powers of darkness
for the last two thousand years.
The Dark Ages marked the last time
that humans had their balls in a
sling by the creatures of the
night, and they didn't take too
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