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The Monster Squad Page #14
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 79 min
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neatly to being bumped off the top
of the food chain.
She flips open a page. It shows a yellowed old woodcarving
showing a battlefield; on one side are an army of what look
like KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, while the other consists of all kinds
of fanged and winged monsters. The text reads "TURNING
POINT".
MRS. SHROUD
And for nearly as long, these
bastards… (Pointing to the
Templars) the Order of the Dragon…
have been tasked with ensuring that
evil doesn't get its hands back
around the neck of humanity.
86.
They've held the line since the
collapse of the Roman Empire,
beating back the enemy's advance
while the world's gotten smaller
and smaller, and while normal
people have forgotten all about the
realities of things that shed blood
and go bump in the night.
MRS. SHROUD(cont'd)
Shroud flips another page. It's a map of the world, circa
1850. There's all kinds of hand-written notes, and what
appears to be a route scrawled into the yellowed paper in
black ink.
MRS. SHROUD
But they're out there. Watching.
Waiting. Just because nobody
believes in monsters anymore
doesn't mean they've had the good
grace to die the f*** off.
Shroud flips a page. There's a woodcut of KAZIGU BEY; crude
in comparison to the real deal, with devilish eyes and sharp,
slanted features, but easily identifiable. Liam swallows.
.
MRS. SHROUD
This piece of sh*t look familiar to
you?
LIAM:
That's him.
MRS. SHROUD
Christ.
She slams the book shut and rises from her chair, puffing on
her cigar and pacing about the room.
DEACON:
This the Q and A portion of the
program, then? Like… where we ask
who the f*** that guy is and why
the f*** we should care?
87.
MRS. SHROUD
Alright kid, look at it like this.
On a scale of general malevolence,
there's some nasty things. You run
the gambit from your underling
ghouls all the way up the the worst
of the worst… lupine warriors,
force-three poltergeists, real
black magic. Then you twist the
dial up another full rotation, and
you'll find him. Kaziglu Bey.
Butcher of Wallachia, and a bunch
of other cute nicknames I can't be
f***ed to remember.
D'JUAN
You're saying that's a real
vampire.
MRS. SHROUD
I'm saying that's THE vampire.
Ancient, dyed-in-the-wool, bleed-a
thousand-peasants-for-a-pound-of
lost-gold, bonafide and double
f***ed evil. Bey's been a blight
since before Christ was born, and
out of all the sons of b*tches who
have tried to topple mankind, he's
come the closest.
DEACON:
And he decides that f***ing
Seatonville's the place to try
again. Yeah, right.
Shroud throws the book she's got in her hand at his chest.
Deacon fumbles it, flipping its front cover open in the
process. An inscription is written there; its signature reads
COLTON DARROW.
88.
CHUD:
Colton Darrow. This was the mummy
guy's?
MRS. SHROUD
Darrow wasn't just some cornpone
cowboy, despite what the Chamber of
Commerce makes him out to be. Way
before he ever came to Seatonville,
he was one of the finest vampire
killers on the face of the planet.
He fought Kaziglu Bey for his whole
life, even after Bey had murdered
his wife, killed his sister and did
things to his children that are so
horrible that there's no actual
account of them. Darrow kept coming
after him, until he managed to
steal something from the bastard
that was so valuable that it
practically ended Bey's reign of
terror in one fell swoop.
.
CHUD:
What? Like… his heart or something?
MRS. SHROUD
Better than that. There's only a
few vampires who have ever achieved
Kaziglu's standing, but they all
had one thing in common: knowledge
of a ritual that divides one's…
animus, or humanity, or soul, or
whatever the hell you want to call
it… from the self. The bloodsucker
security, since they can't be offed
in this state by conventional
means. Half-undead, half-alive.
LIAM:
But he got Darrow, eventually.
89.
MRS. SHROUD
No. Darrow fled Europe and came to
the States, running from Bey's
agents. He came all the way across
the country, and eventually just
ran out of new world… so he struck
out to go north, hoping to vanish
into the wilds of Canada. On his
way, he got popped by robbers in
the desert and died there. Hell of
a denouement for a guy probably
saved mankind about ten times.
Shroud drops back into her seat, slouching comfortably and
gnawing on her cigar.
MRS. SHROUD
Which was fine, until some d*ckhead
with a pick and a shovel dug up his
remains. Shipped him here, slapped
him up in a glass case, and charged
admission. The minute they ran a
DNA test and figured out who the
hell the guy was, the deal was
sealed, and Bey was bound to show
up looking for him.
D'JUAN
And you know all this sh*t how,
exactly?
LIZE:
She's a vampire hunter.
MRS. SHROUD
Not quite, honey. My husband…
Peter. He was a vampire hunter. I
was just born into a proud
tradition, and followed in his
footsteps, learning what I could.
90.
CHUD:
Did he get… you know.
Chud gestures at his neck with two fingers, pantomiming
fangs.
MRS. SHROUD
No. That would have been much more
poetic. Pancreatic cancer. Five
years of fighting tooth and nail,
and then… it was just me. And the
final directive.
.
LIAM:
Final directive?
MRS. SHROUD
Come on, kid. You seem to be the
stoic one, the brains of the
operation. You haven't put it
together?
LIAM:
You and your husband. You were here
because you know where Darrow hid
what he stole.
MRS. SHROUD
Close. Peter took the final resting
place of the Essential to his
grave, with my blessing. We gave up
enough of our lives in the name of
that sh*t. I was happy to wash my
hands of it.
Shroud leans forward, and tamps out her cigar in an ashtray.
MRS. SHROUD
So, consider yourselves brought up
91.
LIAM:
"Brought up to speed"? That's it?
You outline the end of the world
for us, and now… what? We go home,
go to sleep?
MRS. SHROUD
I don't really care what you do,
honestly. But yeah. That's it.
LIAM:
That's bullshit, lady.
DEACON:
It's ONE vampire and a guy who
looks like a varnished dog turd.
Why don't you just roll up there
like you did out back, put the
barrel in his mouth…
MRS. SHROUD
You fight a lot of vampires, kid?
DEACON:
No, but I can f***ing count. One of
him. One of you. Call some friends
and make a tailgate party out of
it.
MRS. SHROUD
(Chuckling)
Anything or anyone that gets done
by those of a vampire's blood
become converts TO that blood. So
even if there was "just" one leech
up there-and it wasn't f***ing
Kaziglu Bey-you can get good odds
on the fact that there'll be
hundreds of his followers trucking
around here by the week's end.
92.
CHUD:
So what are we going to do!?
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