The Movie Out Here
- Year:
- 2012
- 90 min
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# Someday you'll remember me
# And picture my face
# And I'll walk away
# But I know
who was always there #
# It's me that I had to thank
# And I wanna say
# Picture my face
# Yeah, I gotta say
# Kiss my face
# Someday you'll remember me
# And picture my face
# And I'll walk away
# Today I need some hate
# But I know who
was always there #
# Now, baby, it's too late
# And I wanna say
# Picture my face
# Yeah, I gotta say
# Well, kiss kiss my face #
Hey, Clare, what's up?
When are we going to actually
plan this wedding?
We have to get
this seating plan done.
Have you even looked at it?
Babe, I'm sorry,
I'm just really busy.
I feel like all of this
is falling on my shoulders.
I feel like your secretary.
You think that
you can just take off,
And everything is going to just
magically happen.
Honey, it's not a good time.
I can't talk, okay?
I hate
to break it to you, Adam,
But it just
doesn't work like that.
And you know what else
might come to a surprise
Is that there's actually
no little magical f***ing elves
That are going to make
the little seating chart
To make sure that
your perverted aunt
Doesn't end up sitting
on the face of my drunken uncle!
No! That falls on me, Adam.
That falls on me!
And you know what,
I am not an elf!
I'm not a f***in' elf!
No...
I am not an elf.
I don't even give a f***!
But until then,
you need to help me out!
Okay. Okay, I promise you
I'll look at it, okay?
Okay.
I love you.
I said I love you!
It's just,
not a great time to talk.
F***ing say it!
I love you.
Aw...
I can't talk right now.
It's not a good time.
Well, call me back.
No excuses.
Well...
looks like you've really
jammed it up this time, Gary.
Hi, Edith.
Yeah, I can't seem to fit
my fingers in here.
It's really tight.
Hmm.
If I had a dime...
come here.
Come on, give mommy
some of the good stuff.
Well, if you're gonna
work it like that,
You've got to expect
a little extra attention.
I wasn't "working it," Edith.
You look like a man-Whore.
I'm just trying to get
some work done here.
What's going on with
that strip mall in Calgary?
Just some noise bylaw concerns.
From a strip mall?
Yeah, well they opened
a new T.L. Poppers restaurant,
And some other place called
"rub you long time,"
Some kind of massage parlour.
What's the world coming to
When you can't even get
cheese fries and a handjob
In the same place?
Got me.
Anyway, I should be able
to get it pushed through.
Might have to pay off
one of the city councilors.
Where the f*** are you going?
I have to go to the bathroom.
I think I've become
lactose intolerant.
Well, maybe if you ate
a little bit less,
You could control your bowels.
Now, what's going on with that
500-Unit hotel development
In fernie?
Well, we've had some resistance
from some of the locals,
But we found a way around
their zoning by-Law
By filing an injunction.
Now, that's my boy.
I want you to hand-Deliver
that injunction
To fernie city hall, asap.
No, Edith, come on.
You know I hate flying.
Sorry, Gary,
Does the seat cushion
irritate your p*ssy?
I have an ear infection.
I can't fly.
More like a yeast infection.
Fine, go get a pap smear.
I have a great obgyn.
He'll fist you
if you ask nicely.
Hey, why don't you send Adam
To file the injunction, huh?
He's from fernie.
I can't do it, man.
I'm busy.
I am not sending Adam
because it's your f***ing file,
And you're f***ing going.
Nice cock, Adam.
I like a little hoodie.
Don't see them often enough.
Ugh, Jesus, that's disgusting.
I just lost my hard-On.
Ow, ow, ow, ow... ooh!
Be in my office
in three minutes,
And go see a proctologist.
Oh, it's like feathery worms.
Hey, Adam,
You wouldn't mind going
to fernie for me, would you?
Normally, I would,
but I'm totally swamped.
Ow, I think that's a placenta.
Gary, I don't actually need
the play-By-Play.
I don't remember
eating diarrhea.
Oh, yeah.
How's the wedding planning
coming along?
Are you okay?
My-My chest.
Quit f***ing around, man.
I can't go to fernie, all right?
Gary?
Gary?
Oh, f***.
Oh, god.
Security.
Dave.
Hey, it's Adam.
Uh, Gary Bennett's
having a heart attack.
I'm in the 17th-Floor washroom.
Can you send an ambulance?
I've got a defibrillator
right here.
I'll send someone up.
Thank you.
Hi, hon'.
I thought you said you were
going to call me right back?
Look, I'll get
to the seating plan,
I'm just sort of
in the middle of something?
Oh, so you love your job
more than you love me?
Fine.
You want to talk about
the seating plan?
Let's talk
About the seating plan.
What do you want
to talk about first?
# Well, I'm on my way
# To the city lights...
this is where
the old woman was sitting.
This is where sasquatch
smashed the window here.
A stylish
contemporary kitchen...
and a flower arrangement
on the dining room table?
Damn it, Cathy.
Who's Cathy?
My new girl.
I had her take these.
She has a keen eye
for photography,
But she's also taking a course
In interior design.
Well, the report says
Nothing but beer was
stolen from the place.
Apparently, the woman
was too freaked out
To be interviewed.
Hey, does Cathy
have black hair?
Yeah.
- Pierced eyebrow?
- Yeah.
Kind of oversized
puffy pepperoni nipples?
Gimme that.
And when did you get
that tattoo that says "pain"
On your back?
That ain't me.
What are you two jag offs
doing at my desk?
Sorry, chief.
We were just looking at
graphic anatomical photos
Of Glacier's
cheating girlfriend.
Would you guys remind me again
Which one is Glacier
And which one is fresh?
He is.
I'm Fresh.
I don't give a f***
Which one is Glacier
And which one is fresh!
What the f*** is going on?
We were just going over
The latest sasquatch
crime scene photos, sir.
I know you Creston guys
Like your creepy
sasquatch fetish,
But now that you've transferred
to my unit,
You'll be marching
to my orders, comprende?
With all due respect, sir...
You're in fernie now.
This is the real world.
But in the re...
Hey! You speak
when I tell you!
Yes, sir.
I'm watching you two f***ers.
So, what about sasquatch?
Am I sleeping?
I must be sleeping
Because I just had a dream
Where I told you two bozos
To stop talking about
the sasquatch.
I usually get a boner
when I sleep.
Well, it's not there all night.
I'm not too sure if it is,
But it's definitely there
when I wake up.
It's your testosterone.
It peaks early mornings.
That's why
you wake up like that.
I read it in owl magazine.
You read about boners
in a kid's science magazine?
Maybe it wasn't owl.
It was something science-Y.
Popular science?
Will you two shut the f*** up!
Got it!
What we have here
is a break and enter.
A petty beer theft
Involving
a traumatized geriatric.
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